gilligans island Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 Slave Girl)

Gilligan:"Imagine, havin' a barbecue, an' you didn't invite me! Because I'm the barbecue!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 2 Gilligan Gets Bugged)

Skipper:"That green bug, did it have big yellow wings?" Gilligan:"Yeah. How'd you know? Considering where it bit you."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 Bang, Bang, Bang)

Mr. Howell:"My golf ball!" Skipper:"My nails!" Mary Ann:"My bracelet!" Ginger:"My earrings!" Gilligan:"My teeth." Mrs. Howell:"My goodness!"

Edited May 11, 2022 by Skipper Duke
Spelled earrings wrong.

[Skipper Duke]

 (Season 3 Bang, Bang, Bang)

Skipper:"That golf ball! It exploded!"

[Skipper Duke]

Did you know the gold on the front of Skipper hats in the embroidery is the same type gold from Mr. Howell's mine?

I think it's the type they get/make the Gold Bullion Wire from.

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 Bang, Bang, Bang)

Mrs. Howell:"Oh look it's Gilligan's little friend. He's come to join the party."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 The Big Gold Strike)

Skipper:"I'm afraid this is all my fault folks. I didn't think 1 bag of gold would sink us!" Mr. Howell:"2 bags!" Mrs. Howell:"3 bags!" Professor:"4 bags!" Ginger:"5 bags!" Mary Ann:"6 bags!" Gilligan:"Huh. That's a switch. Usually I'm the one left holdin' the bag."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 Splash Down)

Professor:"They can see the lights of Mexico City. That means we still have a chance to contact them!" Gilligan:"Yeah. Move to Mexico City!" Mr. Howell takes Skipper's hat hits Gilligan with it, returns it to Skipper's head. Skipper:(Readjusting it)"Thanks Mr. Howell!"(To Gilligan)"Will you be quiet!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)

Mary Ann:"Oh. He didn't mean harm Skipper!" Skipper:"Neither did the iceberg that sank the Titanic!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Goodbye, Island)

Gilligan:"Gilligan's Water Proof Glue is permanent but only temporarily!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 Bang, Bang, Bang)

Gilligan:"Imagine pedaling to drill your own teeth!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 Bang, Bang, Bang)

Professor:"What's wrong, Gilligan?"
Gilligan:"Nobody said gesundheit."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Goodbye, Island)

Gilligan:"Well, at least I saved the wheel Skipper!" Skipper:"Oh Gilligan!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 2 Meet the Meteor)

Skipper:"Professor, what happened to the bamboo screen?" Professor:"Why, I'm afraid to even guess!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 2 Meet the Meteor)

Gilligan:"I feel like Frankenstein! Arrrh!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)

Mrs. Howell:"Do you think she'll ever be able to hear us over all this storm?" Mr. Howell:"I doubt it my dear!" Mrs. Howell:"Thurston, how can you say such a thing, how can you be so cruel!?" Mr. Howell:"Because, we didn't take Fi fi with us. Don't you remember? We left her at home, on the paper, 15 years ago."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law)

Native Chief:(Pulling out knife)"Cowabunga!"(Chases Gilligan) Gilligan:"What did I say Professor!? What did I say!?"

[Skipper Duke]

There are 3 chain links in The Skipper's Lancaster Cap anchor loops each loop 4 in his ropes each rope. Same amount of chain links in Fun World's anchor loops 3 each and 4 in each rope. Someone paid attention to detail at Fun World when making The Skipper outfit.

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 Topsy Turvy)

Gilligan:"Thanks Thanks Skipper Skipper!" Skipper:"Thanks Thanks Skipper Skipper!?" Gilligan:"Yeah I didn't want to miss either one of you!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law)

Skipper:"You hear that Gilligan? You've only got one night to practice!" Gilligan:"Practice what!? Dying!?"

[Skipper Duke]

Well folks... Now the bs cancel culture is going after this show. Networks are now posting disclaimers at the start of each episode Gilligan's Island was made in the '60s It has outdated language and cultural stereotypes.

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 2 Don't Bug the Mosquitoes)

Skipper:"Gilligan, I told you no more souvenirs in the sea chest. A turtle. Of all the things to put in a sea chest! Gilligan out with those, out! If you try to put anymore junk in here, I'll personally throw it out!" (Professor enters the hut.) Gilligan:"Guess what I got now!?" Skipper:"Throw it out Gilligan!" (Gilligan picks up the Professor, and tries to throw him out.) Professor:"Gilligan! What are you doing!?" Skipper:"Gilligan! What's a matter with you!?" Gilligan:"Well, you told me-"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 Gilligan's Personal Magnetism)

Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Skipper, did I do that?" Skipper:"No Gilligan! I just felt like wearing the door tonight!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Plant You Now, Dig You Later)

(During court trial by the Professor/Judge to determine who is the rightful owner of the treasure chest found by laborer Gilligan or employer Howell while digging a BBQ pit.) Skipper:"Ginger's very damaging to us." Gilligan:"Yeah. Her testimony." Skipper:(Sotto)"No. Her legs."

[Skipper Duke]

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)

Coast Guard Copter 1445 Pilot:"Ahoy down there! Good thinking folks. Starting that fire saved your lives. We never would've seen you without that smoke! If you're ok wave!"

Skipper:"Yeah! We're ok! Thanks to Gilligan! I knew you could do it, Little Buddy!"(Playful lite hat hit to Gilligan's head.) Gilligan:"What did I do?"