Skipper Duke Posted December 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2021 Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty is sleeping. Mr. Callahan/Cal wakes him up. Dusty:"Oh. It's you Mr. Callahan." Mr. Callahan/Cal:"What who did you expect, Daniel Boone!? Now come on, it's your turn to stand watch. Over there by that big rock." They walk to the big rock. Dusty falls back asleep. Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Dusty wake me at dawn, so we can get an early start." Dusty falls asleep again. Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Dusty! What are your orders?" Dusty:"Wake you at early start, so you can get an early dawn." Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Close enough." Kait_Tucker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2021 (Season 2 Mine Hero) Professor:"Mr. Howell, I'm afraid that watch an' identification bracelet are only gold plated." Kait_Tucker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2021 (Season 2 Mine Hero) Gilligan:"I found the fitting.."(he hammers it)CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!! Professor:"Gilligan! Don't hammer turn it!" Mr Howell:"Use your head, use your head!" Gilligan:"Use my head!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2021 (Season 3 The Secret of Gilligan's Island) Mr. Howell:"No-No Call Chiefy-Whiefy Chiefy-Whiefy-Wifey Get Mad, What Do Ginger-Winger Want ?" Ginger:"Ginger Winger Want Chiefy-Whiefy to Let Friends Out of Jail." Mr. Howell:"No I Never Do Thing Like that!" Ginger:"Maybe Chiefy-Whiefy Help Change Mind." Mr. Howell:"Nothing Would Change Mind." Ginger Delivers Kiss to Chiefy-Wiefy Ginger:"Well ?" Mr. Howell:"That Not Nothing, That's Something Change Mind !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2021 (Season 1 Physical Fatness) Ginger:"It’s great for your figure." Skipper:"Well trust me Ginger, mine’ll never look like yours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2021 (Season 3 Splashdown) Sol:"I See 3 Letters Burning S-O-L SOL ." The Skipper, The Professor & Mr. Howell:" SOL ???" Tobias & Ryan:"Well How about that ?" Skipper/Professor/Mr. Howell:"It's Not SOL That's S.O.S S.O.S ! S.O.S ! S.O.S !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2021 (Season 3 The Secret of Gilligan's Island) Skipper:"How Long Chief Howell Keep Us in Cave ?" Gilligan:"He Say 100 Years Until We Die Which Ever Comes First...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2021 Dusty's Trail scene. Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Dusty I'm gonna tell you somethin' about breakin' in a horse. The first thing you gotta do is, show him who's boss." Dusty:"He knows THAT! He knows THAT!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2021 (Season 3 And Then There Were None) Gilligan:"How I do hate being out here in the jungle all alone. I said HOW I DO HATE BEING OUT HERE ALL ALONE! One rich lady...with pearls. To go. Make me an offer! Do I hear one headhunter!? Do I hear two!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 (Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Gilligan:"Skipper! I don't think I'm gonna be able to support THIS wife!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 (Season 2 Castaways Pictures Presents) Professor:"Well, you are a little overweight Skipper!" Skipper:"I'm not overweight, I just have big bones!" Gilligan:"Yeah, and they're covered with big meat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 (Season 1 Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk) Mr. Howell:"This is the first time I ever celebrated Christmas with a bamboo tree!" Mrs. Howell:"And seashells for ornaments!" Professor:"Well, it's the best we could do here on the island." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty:(singing)"I don't know what to do I don't know what to do! I can't stall 'em all!" Mr. Callahan/Cal:(singing in the same tune)"Cut me loose cut me loose!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 (Season 3 Up at Bat) Skipper:"I saw one of those once in Mexico! A Vampire bat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty:"Saddle Burn Wells. Pop 114. I wonder how old Mom is?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 (Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Native Chief's wife:"La la Bubala" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 (Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Native Chief:"Whatever baby wants, baby gets....la la boo boo lah!" Kait_Tucker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 (Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Native Daughter:"I a hawna wa nee nee"("I want that one for husband!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kait_Tucker Posted December 23, 2021 Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 LOL! These quotes are great! Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 (Season 3 Up at Bat) Skipper:(Finds note pinned to Gilligan's hammock.) "Oh Gilligan., why'd ya have to do a dumb thing like that?" (He continues reading in Gilligan's voice) "P.S. This is the only dumb thing I could think of doing." Skipper:"Professor!? Professor!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 (Season 3 Man With a Net) Lord Beasley:"That's The Trouble with You Americans You Simply Don't Know How to Hold Your Tea..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 (Season 3 The Pigeon) Burt:"That's Funny ?, That doesn't Sound Like Old Lady Hawkins ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 (Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Skipper:"Well Gilligan, how do I look?" Gilligan:"You look like a bowl of soggy Shredded Wheat." Skipper:"Oh ha ha. Well as long as we’re passing out the compliments, I’ve seen whisk brooms that look better than you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2021 Dusty's Trail scene. Mr. Callahan:"I guess it's all up to you now Andy. I can't do anything more like this." Andy:"You've done all you can Mr. Callahan. How'd the accident happen?" Callahan looks at Dusty. Dusty:"It was all my dumb fault." Mr. Callahan:"Well, we got this one caught in the breach of that shotgun there." Dusty:"But that wasn't the real dumb thing. The real dumb thing was, he had his other hand on the counter like this."(takes Andy's left hand puts it on counter.)"And I took the counter top like this-"(slams it on Andy's hand.) Andy:"Eyoooow!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2021 (Season 1 X Marks the Spot) Professor:"Gilligan?" Gilligan:"Yeah?" Professor:"If the end of that wire touches any other connector, you'll blow us all up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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