gilligans island Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)

[Skipper Duke]

Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan.

Skipper:"Yes Master."

Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"I have just discovered that you are building an escape raft! I do not want anyone to leave this island, until I have completed my experiment! Destroy the raft! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!"

Skipper:"Aye, aye, Master! Roger Wilco! Over and out!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 2 Love Me, Love My Skipper

Mrs. Howell:"You've shown Mr. Howell in his true light. He's arrogant, bigoted, childish, dreadful and inconsiderate."

Skipper:"Come on, Mrs. Howell, he's not that bad."

Mrs. Howell:"Those are his GOOD points."

[Skipper Duke]

Season 1 Two on a Raft

Gilligan:"Professor, those savage Marubi what do they do?"

Professor:"They're collectors Gilligan."

Gilligan:"Oh. That doesn't so bad. What do they collect?"

Professor:"Heads!"

Gilligan(High pitched after Professor walks away off screen.):"Heads!?"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 1 How to Be a Hero

Mr. Howell:"Show a little knee!"

Skipper:"Well, alright!"(Starts to raise pants leg.)

Mr. Howell:"Not you Skipper, Mary Ann! Cheesecake!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 2 Mine Hero 

Professor:"First, I'll demagnetize myself." Gilligan:"Don't do that!" 

Skipper:"Gilligan, he said he was gonna demagnetize himself!" 

Gilligan:"I know, but it sounds awful!"