Skipper Duke Posted November 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 (Season 1 The Sound of Quacking) Skipper:"Oh that Gilligan! He never does anything right!" Mary Ann:"What'd he do now?" Skipper:"Look at the way he washed this plate!" Mary Ann:"Well, it looks clean to me." Skipper:"What's this spot in the middle of it?" Mary Ann:"That is your breakfast!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 (Season 1 The Sound of Quacking) Gilligan:"I made that decoy duck out of an old shoe with feathers on it. How does it look?" Skipper:"Like an old shoe with feathers on it!" Gilligan:"It's very good looking!"(Shoe sinks, real duck loses interest.)Gilligan:"I forgot. I had a hole in my shoe!" Skipper:"You forgot you had a hole in your head!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 (Season 1 The Sound of Quacking) Ginger has turn in the water line. Ginger:"Is this all I get Gilligan?" Gilligan:"Sorry Ginger. But we're on strict rations." Ginger:"Strict is right! I didn't even get my lips wet!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 (Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan:"You mean whatever I say, the robot will repeat it back?" Professor:"Yes!" Skipper:"Oh great! We've got a mechanical Gilligan!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 Gilligan's Island fans... Any of you buying or have already bought the 7 Castaways in Funko Pop figures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 29, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2023 (Season 2 The Sweepstakes) Gilligan:"I got the winning ticket! I'm millionaire! I'm a millionaire! I'm a millionaire!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 Gilligan's Island fans... There's a connection to Martin Lawrence's Big Momma's House. A Black Lancaster Uniform Cap Co. Yacht Cap/Captain/Skipper Hat is in that movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 (Season 2 Not Guilty) Skipper:"Gilligan, the Professor made that guillotine to spilt open the coconuts, now, we gotta believe that until we can prove otherwise!" Gilligan:"Skipper, it's gonna be pretty hard to prove otherwise when your head is rolling around in the bottom of the basket!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 (Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Mr. Devoncheer:"In spite of your shipwreck Thurston, you seem in great shape." Mr. Howell:"I'm fit as a fiddle. Stradivarius of course!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 (Season 1 Angel on the Island) Skipper:"Oh gracious greet queen thy happy sailor!" Mr. Howell:"In the name of Richard Burton, what are you doing?!" Skipper:"I'm sorry Mr. Howell! It's Gilligan, he's pestering me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 The Castaways On Gilligan's Island(1979) Gilligan accidentally hits Skipper with a tiki torch. Skipper:"Doop!!" Gilligan:"There, you see? That proves it Skipper. We're having bad luck." Skipper:"Gilligan, your bad luck hasn't even started yet! Now come on!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2023 (Season 1 Waiting for Watubi) Gilligan:"What's that?" Professor:"It looks like one of those native tiki gods." Skipper:"Right. It's Kona. The God of evil! This must be his ancient burial place. Whoever disturbs his rest is cursed forever!" Gilligan:"Thanks fer takin' over the digging Skipper!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 27 Author Report Share Posted March 27 Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: Did you know Jim Backus(Mr. Howell)gave Teddy Bear to Dawn Wells(Mary Ann)in the end? His final words were "Look after Teddy for me." At the wrap of the 3rd and final reunion movie The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island(1981). His health was rapidly declining by this time, due to Parkinson's. He was able to make a small cameo appearance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 28 Author Report Share Posted March 28 (Season 2 V for Vitamins) Skipper:"Look at those Grapefruit! The Professor found some Grapefruit trees!" Professor:"Yes and Lemon trees too!" Gilligan:"I knew about them!" Professor:"You mean you knew there were Citrus fruits?" Gilligan:"No not Citrus fruits, just Grapefruits and Lemons!" Professor:"Oh Gilligan, those are Citrus fruits!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted May 9 Author Report Share Posted May 9 Rescue From Gilligan's Island(1978) Skipper:"What seems to be the problem, Professor?" Professor:"Well, it's not fitting for some reason." Gilligan:"I bet I can make it fit! Give me a boost Skipper!" Skipper:"Certainly Little Buddy! Just put your foot in my hand and-"(Pushes Gilligan up so he can make the pole fit that's been giving Skipper and Professor all the problems.) Gilligan:"Whoa!"(Crashes thru hut roof.)"I think you got me a little to high Skipper!" Skipper:"Gilligan! You come down from there this minute!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 1 Author Report Share Posted June 1 (Season 1 Goodbye, Island) Gilligan and Skipper are glued to the S. S. MINNOW. Trying to get loose. Skipper:"Well, Gilligan, you've got to help too! Now, put your hand my shoulder!" Gilligan:"But-" Skipper:"Put your hand on my shoulder!"(Gilligan does so, which due to the glue makes a slapping sound.) Skipper:"Did you have glue on your hand?" Gilligan sheepishly nods. Skipper grabs Gilligan by the sleeve to try to free the hand from his shoulder. Gilligan & Skipper:"On the sleeve too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 1 Author Report Share Posted June 1 (Season 2 Seer Gilligan) Gilligan had plans to go fishing tomorrow. Skipper has just told him "Well, Gilligan, nobody says that you can't go fishing right after you-" and launches into a list of things he wants Gilligan to do. After he's done naming the things: Gilligan:"Do you know what I think?" Skipper:"No!" Gilligan:"That's good!" It was probably something like "Do all stuff yourself!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 1 Author Report Share Posted June 1 (Season 3 Gilligan Goes Gung Ho) Gilligan:"I'm not doing nothing at all. I could be Sheriff. Skipper:"Ridiculous." Mr. Howell:"Preposterous!" Gilligan:"How about a word from you Professor? Professor:"Idiotic." Gilligan:"Sorry I asked." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 4 Author Report Share Posted June 4 The Castaways On Gilligan's Island(1979) Skipper:"Doop!"(Gilligan has accidentally hit him in back side with the load of tiki torches he's carrying to the beach from the hotel lobby Skipper is also carrying a load of them The other half.) Gilligan:"There, you see!? That proves it Skipper! We're having bad luck!" Skipper:"Gilligan, your bad luck hasn't even started yet! Now come on!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 4 Author Report Share Posted June 4 The Castaways On Gilligan's Island(1979) Skipper(Trying to get it out of Gilligan where Robby is.)"Gilligan, you better tell me where that kid is, or the only thing wild around here is gonna be me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 4 Author Report Share Posted June 4 (Season 3 The Kidnapper) Skipper:"The ransom is to be delivered by the one you call the Professor, and the skinny one in the sailor hat!" Gilligan:"Skinny one in the sailor hat, me must mean me!" Skipper(Points at self):"Well, he certainly doesn't mean ME!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 8 Author Report Share Posted June 8 Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: Russell Johnson(Professor)and Dawn Wells(Mary Ann) had feelings for each other. But neither one acted on those feelings because Russ was already happily married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 8 Author Report Share Posted June 8 Season 3 The Invasion Skipper:"Don't worry Little Buddy! You have nothing to fear. I'll be guarding you. If the spies come, I'll fight 'em, I'll smash 'em, I'll-(Makes sleepy sound and starts snoring.) Gilligan:"I know! You'll snore 'em to death!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 12 Author Report Share Posted June 12 Season 1 Wrongway Feldman Mr. Howell:"Knowing Wrongway, it's hard to tell which way he went!" Wrongway Feldman:"I'll tell ya where I went! I'm right here. Skipper:"Wrongway, you're alive" Wrongway Feldman:"Surprised huh?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 13 Author Report Share Posted June 13 Good Guy Agent 014 Dream sequence Season 3 episode The Invasion Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"Here! Let me take that heavy bag off your arm so you can eat." Gilligan/Agent 014:"No! I just realized something!" Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"What?" Gilligan/Agent 014:"You're not my mother!" Skipper:/Gilligan's mother:"How did you find out?" Gilligan:/Agent 014:"Because my real mother would make me wash my hands before I eat. Besides, my real mother is a woman!" Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"What're you gonna do to me 014 kill me!?" Gilligan/Agent 014:"No that's to good for you. I have a torture for you worse than death!" Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"You mean!?" Gilligan/Agent 014:"Exactly! Sit down there at the table, eat your soup, and don't spill a drop!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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