gilligans island Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 And Then There Were None)

Mr. Howell:"I can't stand it anymore! Why are we sitting around this hut!? Somebody tell me, why, why why!?" Skipper:"Because the headhunters are out there!"(Points outside.) Mr. Howell:"I'll buy that."

[Skipper Duke]

I think I know one of the reasons why Benford Yacht Hat is so expensive $249. It has a built in Polly back foam floatation in case cap/hat goes overboard. Boss Hogg would say and did say in The Dukes of Hazzard Season 1 Episode 4 Repo Men about the Rolls Royce car, it applies to those hats "Fer that money, it oughta darn socks, wash windows an' bring you breakfast in bed!" That was his reply after Ace Parker the Hazzard car dealer told him about brand new Rolls right there on the lot in Atlanta and Boss Hogg's wife Lulu read Boss the price.

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan)

Skipper:"I say we make Gilligan cut the coconuts for another pie, and another pineapple, and then make him sit here and watch us eat it!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 Man With a Net)

Professor:"Have either of you gentleman seen on my book on the-? What are you doing!? Why, you're painting a butterfly!" Gilligan:"I think the little devil likes it!" Skipper:"Gilligan, call Lord Beasley!" Professor:"It won't work. A world famous authority like Lord Beasley will never in a million years be taken in by painted butterfly!" Skipper:"Gilligan, call-" (Both together)"Lord Beasley!"(Nod)

 

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 Man With a Net)

Lord Beasley:"The rain seems to have your butterfly into a large white moth! Well!?" Skipper:"Well, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a butterfly that won't hold its colors!" Lord Beasley:"Gentleman, consider yourselves fortunate! In England, I would've had you jailed for butterfly forgery!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Gilligan is casting off the Minnow II for the three hour tour. Russian spies Ivan & Dimitri who have been following Gilligan for the whole movie, trying to steal the necklace from him, show up again. Dimitri stands on Gilligan's hand, while Gilligan is bent down untying the Minnow II from the docks.
Gilligan:"Ow! Hey! You're stepping on my hand!" Dimitri:"Young man, please get up, and be quiet." Ivan:"You have something we want!" Gilligan:"Oh. I know. That big box of money Mr. Howell gave me. I'll go get it." Dimitri:"Hold it! Everyone freeze, and put your hands in air!" Gilligan:"He means "Get your hands up!" Skipper:"We all know what he means Gilligan!" Gilligan:"They want my box of money Skipper!" Mr. Howell:"You gentleman want your own box of money too? Which denomination do you prefer?" Ivan:"Not interested in money!" Mr. Howell:"Not interested in money!? Good heavens! They must be mad men!" Dimitri:"We take what we want!" Ivan takes Gilligan's necklace. Gilligan:"Hey! That's my good luck charm!" Ivan:"Ah. Lucky for us!" Dimitri:"We give this to our government, we get metal!" Ivan:"We get metal, we are heroes!" The FBI suddenly show up, and board the Minnow II. FBI:"Hold it! FBI! I'll take those!" Other castaways:"Yay! We're saved!" FBI:"If you folks don't mind, we'll take these 2 along with us." Skipper:"Will somebody tell us what this is all about!?" FBI:"In due time."(To Gilligan.)"I want you to know, thanks to you, we captured these spies. And the government is greatly in your debt." Mr. Howell:(To FBI.)"Why not? The government is greatly in debt to everyone else too!"

[Skipper Duke]

I have a plan for Gilligan's Island. I am planning to create fanfiction stories about the hotel. I will pick up where The Globetrotters ended. Do y'all have some ideas for me of who I can write about to stay at the hotel as guests?

[Skipper Duke]

Gilligan's Island fans... In The Castaways On Gilligan's Island, when it says SAME ISLAND NEXT YEAR it means 1980 in the story since the movie is 1979?

[Skipper Duke]

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)

Gilligan:"And how 'bout that robot? R2D2." Skipper:"Well, there's nothing dirty in that!" Gilligan:"R2D2 is a four letter word!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)

Ginger:"Would you let your wife wear this?" Producer:"Which wife?" Ginger:"Your daughter!" Producer:"Now that's hitting below the belt!" Ginger:"That's the problem. There's nothing below the belt, it's all above it!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)

Producer:"You were on that island to long! This, this is modern writing. As modern as today's newspaper!" Ginger:"Well, then, use it to wrap fish!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint)

Ginger:"Belly dancer?! I'm not stripper!" Dubov:"Belly dancer! Who said anything stripper?" Professor:"Ginger, he means Bali dancer from the island of Bali." Ginger:"Well, why didn't he say so?!" Dubov:"I did. I said "Belly dancer!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint)

Dubov:"Nincoompoopers, it's upside down!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint)

(Gilligan painting Skipper. He misses the canvas, and literally paints the Skipper 's face.)

Skipper:(Angrily.)"Yes Gilligan! It's me, and it's very funny!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)

Producer:"I'm paying you a fortune to make this picture, and you'll make it my way!" Ginger:(Throws costume at him.)"Well, if you want it your way, you wear it!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint)

Skipper:(In top hammock napping. Sees Dubov enter the hut.)"Hello and goodbye!" Dubov:"You sure don't be very friendly!" Skipper:"If you wanna be friends, that's fine with me. Just don't order me around, that's all!" Dubov:"Nice place you got here." Skipper:"Thanks." Dubov:"It is now Dubov's." Skipper jumps up the top hammock where he was napping.)"IT IS NOW WHAT?!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint)

Professor:"Skipper?" Skipper:"Not now Professor. I'm gonna throw this big ape out on his ears!" Professor:"Skipper I gotta talk to you!" Skipper:"Alright Professor. Dubov, you better be here when I get back!" Dubov:"Don't worry. Dubov gonna be here, when you don't come back!" Skipper:"Ooop!"(Smashes his head on bamboo hut doorway beam.) Dubov:"Watch your head, rollie pollie!" Skipper:(Angry face. Finally makes his way outside the hut.)"What is it Professor?!" Professor:"Skipper, you've gotta be nice to him." Skipper:"Gimme one good reason!" Gilligan:"He's got a transmitter!" Skipper:"That's a good reason!"(a pillow is chucked out of the hut, hits Skipper in the face, messes up his hat. He becomes more increasingly angry.) Professor:"Skipper! Control yourself!" Skipper:(Mock smile. Points to his face.)"I'm smiling! I'm smiling!"

[Skipper Duke]

To bad in the end, Dubov's transmitter was useless. So they were nice to him all for nothing.

[Skipper Duke]

A friend on Facebook he said about the Gingers "Judith Baldwin and Constance Forslund were better than Tina Louise." I like all the Gingers. What do y'all think?

[Skipper Duke]

Here's proof that the Benford Yacht Hat $249 is to expensive. He's only done 45 transactions since joining eBay.

[Skipper Duke]

Gilligan's Island fans... The John Goodman(Dan Conner)Skipper hat from the Roseanne Gilligan's Island episode Sherwood Schwartz A Loving Tribute. It was Black in the episode. This link has White and Navy versions. You can find it by typing in Greek Hat or Yacht Cap.

http://www.villagehatshop.com

Edited September 9, 2023 by Skipper Duke
Forgot to include some information.

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Gilligan Meets Jungle Boy)

Radio(Talking about the Jungle Boy):"So far, all we've been able to get out of him is "boy, boy, girl, girl, no, no." Skipper:"That's about all they'll ever get out of him too!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Little Island, Big Gun)
Ginger Grant:"We could make beautiful music together Jackson! Beautiful music." Jackson Farrell:"Ginger." Ginger Grant:"Yes Jackson?" Jackson Farrell:"And that beautiful music will be "And the angels sing" if you get any closer to that gun."

[Skipper Duke]

Gilligan's Island fans... Do any of y'all know what happened to Alan Hale Jr.(Skipper's)  S. S. MINNOW ISLAND CHARTER EXOTIC TRIP FREE LUNCHES sign from the opening credits of Season 1-3?

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess)

Skipper is dressed up like a woman to try and help save  Ginger Mary Ann and Mrs. Howell from King Kiliwani and his men, who are looking for a White Goddess Winomi. Ginger:"You have nothing to worry about if they throw you in the volcano." Skipper:"I don't?" Ginger:"No. It would throw you right back!"