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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)

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(Season 3 The Producer)

(Lines from the castaways version of Hamlet)

Skipper:"Do you know how much wine you can buy in Paris with advice??"

Mary Ann“Oh could I tell him a few things!”

Mary Ann:"Unless I listen, I won't get my spending money! So I'll listen, I'll listen!"

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Episode aired Dec 23, 1965
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Ginger Grant has been wearing a myriad of different outfits throughout season two of the series. This is the first episode in season two where she wears only one outfit: her tan evening gown, which she wore in the very first episode.
 

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It's very funny the way Wagonmaster Mr. Callahan tells Dusty to shut up in the Gilligan's Island Western spinoff series Dusty's Trail. He says "Why don't you clam up!?"

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(Season 3 The Kidnapper)

Skipper:"Hey folks! The propeller is all fixed! We can leave first thing in the morning!" Gilligan:"Yeah! It works great! See!?"(Sits down on the bamboo work bench that Skipper was working on the propeller on. He starts the motor up. The Skipper's work bench takes off with Gilligan and all.) Skipper:"Gilligan! Come back here with that! Bring it back!"

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Skipper:(waking up Gilligan who is sleeping in a chair in a corner of the hut.)"Gilligan Little Buddy!" Gilligan wakes up. He is holding a large club. Skipper:"Put that down!" Gilligan drops it right on Skipper's foot. Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Please don't kill me, huh Skipper!?" Skipper:"I'm not gonna kill you, or anybody else!" Gilligan:"Could I put my hands down?" Skipper:"Yes! Of course you could put your hands down!"

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 Gilligan:"Skipper. Yer scarin' the fish. Couldn't you hammer nice an' soft an' easy?" Skipper:"No Gilligan. I can't hammer nice an' soft an' easy, I've gotta hammer like this!"(Hits thumb) Gilligan:"That was pretty soft Skipper!" Skipper:"Ahhhhh!!!" Gilligan:"Yer scarin' the fish again!" Skipper:"Gilligan! Oh what's the use. Go catch some more fish. I have to go get some more vines to finish this raft anyway." Gilligan:"I'll go catch somethin' big fer dinner." Skipper:"You do that!"

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On 12/24/2021 at 1:36 PM, Skipper Duke said:

Gilligan Trivia: Denny Scott Miller played on Gilligan's Island 2 times and on the Western spinoff Dusty's Trail 1 time. T or F?

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Gilligan:"Lis...listen folks why don't we... Mr. Howell:"Shut up will you Gilligan!!" Skipper:"You can't tell Gilligan to shut up! I'll tell him when to shut up!" Gilligan:"Thanks Skipper. Now folks..." Skipper:"Shut up Gilligan!"

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 Dusty's Trail scene when they are trying to get their map to Hidden Canyon away from a bird Dusty feeds and has named Harry later turns out to be Harriet cuz it laid eggs. It has the map, and is up a tree in its nest. Callahan draws gun. Dusty:"Don't shoot him Mr. Callahan!" Mr. Callahan:"I'm not gonna shoot him. I'm just gonna scare him, so he'll drop that map." Dusty:"Let me talk to him. He's my friend." Mr. Callahan:(to Andy, Betsy, Lulu and the Brookhavens)"Well, if anybody knows what's happening in a bird's brain, he does."

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Gilligan:"Mr. Howell, we heard late last night on the radio that the Howell Industries are completely wiped out, and you're flat broke! Whew! I'm glad that's over! You wanna go fishing Skipper?" Skipper:"Do I wanna go fishing!? Ooop!"

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(Season 3 The Kidnapper)

Skipper:"Ginger the important thing is that you're back!" Mr. Howell:"And these infernal kidnappings are over!" Ginger:"Oh. But they're not over! He said he was gonna come back and kidnap everybody else too, then start over again!" Gilligan:"Boy, you could make a fortune, just selling him rope!"

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(Surviving Gilligan's Island Documentary 2001 scene)

Eric Allan Kramer as Alan Hale Jr.(Skipper) and the actor who played Jim Backus(Mr. Howell) are hitting golf balls around. The actor playing Jim(Mr. Howell) does Mr. Magoo voice. Eric(Alan Hale Jr./Skipper) "All your years of playing Magoo have gotten to you Backus."

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