Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty is sleeping. Mr. Callahan/Cal wakes him up. Dusty:"Oh. It's you Mr. Callahan." Mr. Callahan/Cal:"What who did you expect, Daniel Boone!? Now come on, it's your turn to stand watch. Over there by that big rock." They walk to the big rock. Dusty falls back asleep.

Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Dusty wake me at dawn, so we can get an early start." Dusty falls asleep again. Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Dusty! What are your orders?" Dusty:"Wake you at early start, so you can get an early dawn." Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Close enough."

(Season 2 Mine Hero)

Professor:"Mr. Howell, I'm afraid that watch an' identification bracelet are only gold plated."

(Season 2 Mine Hero)

Gilligan:"I found the fitting.."(he hammers it)CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!! Professor:"Gilligan! Don't hammer turn it!" Mr Howell:"Use your head, use your head!" Gilligan:"Use my head!?"

(Season 3 The Secret of Gilligan's Island)

Mr. Howell:"No-No Call Chiefy-Whiefy Chiefy-Whiefy-Wifey Get Mad, What Do Ginger-Winger Want ?" Ginger:"Ginger Winger Want Chiefy-Whiefy to Let Friends Out of Jail." Mr. Howell:"No I Never Do Thing Like that!" Ginger:"Maybe Chiefy-Whiefy Help Change Mind." Mr. Howell:"Nothing Would Change Mind." Ginger Delivers Kiss to Chiefy-Wiefy Ginger:"Well ?" Mr. Howell:"That Not Nothing, That's Something Change Mind !"

(Season 1 Physical Fatness)

Ginger:"It’s great for your figure." Skipper:"Well trust me Ginger, mine’ll never look like yours."

(Season 3 Splashdown)

Sol:"I See 3 Letters Burning S-O-L SOL ." The Skipper, The Professor & Mr. Howell:" SOL ???" Tobias & Ryan:"Well How about that ?"

Skipper/Professor/Mr. Howell:"It's Not SOL That's S.O.S S.O.S ! S.O.S ! S.O.S !"

(Season 3 The Secret of Gilligan's Island)

Skipper:"How Long Chief Howell Keep Us in Cave ?" Gilligan:"He Say 100 Years Until We Die Which Ever Comes First...."

Dusty's Trail scene.

Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Dusty I'm gonna tell you somethin' about breakin' in a horse. The first thing you gotta do is, show him who's boss." Dusty:"He knows THAT! He knows THAT!"

(Season 3 And Then There Were None)

Gilligan:"How I do hate being out here in the jungle all alone. I said HOW I DO HATE BEING OUT HERE ALL ALONE! One rich lady...with pearls. To go. Make me an offer! Do I hear one headhunter!? Do I hear two!?"

(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law)

Gilligan:"Skipper! I don't think I'm gonna be able to support THIS wife!"

(Season 2 Castaways Pictures Presents)

Professor:"Well, you are a little overweight Skipper!" Skipper:"I'm not overweight, I just have big bones!" Gilligan:"Yeah, and they're covered with big meat!"

(Season 1 Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk)

Mr. Howell:"This is the first time I ever celebrated Christmas with a bamboo tree!" Mrs. Howell:"And seashells for ornaments!" Professor:"Well, it's the best we could do here on the island."

Dusty's Trail scene.

Dusty:(singing)"I don't know what to do I don't know what to do! I can't stall 'em all!" Mr. Callahan/Cal:(singing in the same tune)"Cut me loose cut me loose!"

(Season 3 Up at Bat)

Skipper:"I saw one of those once in Mexico! A Vampire bat!"

Dusty's Trail scene.

Dusty:"Saddle Burn Wells. Pop 114. I wonder how old Mom is?"

(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law)

Native Chief's wife:"La la Bubala"

(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law)

Native Chief:"Whatever baby wants, baby gets....la la boo boo lah!"

(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law)

Native Daughter:"I a hawna wa nee nee"("I want that one for husband!")

LOL! These quotes are great!

(Season 3 Up at Bat)

Skipper:(Finds note pinned to Gilligan's hammock.) "Oh Gilligan., why'd ya have to do a dumb thing like that?" (He continues reading in Gilligan's voice) "P.S. This is the only dumb thing I could think of doing." Skipper:"Professor!? Professor!?"

(Season 3 Man With a Net)

Lord Beasley:"That's The Trouble with You Americans You Simply Don't Know How to Hold Your Tea..."

(Season 3 The Pigeon)

Burt:"That's Funny ?, That doesn't Sound Like Old Lady Hawkins ?"

(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law)

Skipper:"Well Gilligan, how do I look?" Gilligan:"You look like a bowl of soggy Shredded Wheat." Skipper:"Oh ha ha. Well as long as we’re passing out the compliments, I’ve seen whisk brooms that look better than you."

Dusty's Trail scene. Mr. Callahan:"I guess it's all up to you now Andy. I can't do anything more like this." Andy:"You've done all you can Mr. Callahan. How'd the accident happen?" Callahan looks at Dusty. Dusty:"It was all my dumb fault." Mr. Callahan:"Well, we got this one caught in the breach of that shotgun there." Dusty:"But that wasn't the real dumb thing. The real dumb thing was, he had his other hand on the counter like this."(takes Andy's left hand puts it on counter.)"And I took the counter top like this-"(slams it on Andy's hand.) Andy:"Eyoooow!!!!"

(Season 1 X Marks the Spot)

Professor:"Gilligan?" Gilligan:"Yeah?" Professor:"If the end of that wire touches any other connector, you'll blow us all up!"