Everyone wonders which certian Duke boy you have your eyes on.

Now that's one question I could answer!

Ryne Sandberg is my favorite baseball player.

Really Tex you want blab to all of Hazzard. They frown on Hogg want to be with a Duke.

Enos is no Duke.....neither is Cooter....or Lulu.

Unicorns are mystical animals that has a horn on their foreheads and looks like horses, but are not known to be on the Dukes of Hazzard.

Don't recall seeing any unicorns on the Dukes either so I think you're right about that Garrett. I do remember an alien though.

How did that happen?

Now is the time to get the game started again.

North Dakota

Apples are my favorite.

Eat an apple a day to keep Doc Applebee away...

You know i'm starting to think something is rig.

Garrett Duke

Enos Strate

Every once in awhile......I wanna talk about me, wanna talk about I, wanna talk about number one, what I.......

I really like Toby Keith. Are you singing his "I wanna talk about me" song, Roger? That is one of Toby Keith's great songs!

So much great country music, and so little time...

Everytime the Cubs lose, I want to cry.

Yes I can understand, but when the Pirates beat them I wasn't crying.

Go ahead and brag while you can, Roger, but one day soon, the Cubs will beat your Pirates and I will no longer be crying.

Gosh it sure is hot. We're pushing 100 degrees here in Pennsylvania.

Any hotter you fry a egg on the sidewalk.

Knitting inside an air conditioned building may be Roger's best option to stay cool in this summer heat!

That was one of the funniest and most ridiculous things I've ever heard Garrett. Everybody knows I spend most of my time in the summer playing bingo at the (non air conditioned) retirement recreation hall.