countrygirl1986 Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Yes Folks, Jeff Foxworthy has a board game out called "You Might Be A Redneck If...!"Personally, I bought it, and I confess, I was looking through some of the trivia questions on it that determine if you move or not move (Ya move x no. of spaces for getting the question right, x number if you move wrong, it's different for each card, each card having four questions, only one of which is read during each turn).Anyway, I was reading the cards, and I found one you guys might love!You might be a redneck if...You have a framed portrait of _____.A. The General Lee from the Dukes of HazzardB. A hogC. Dolly Parton.Unfortunatley, the answer is B because the quote for the multiple choice question is really a Jeff Foxworthy Joke.The game is available at Walmart, as is a General Lee with a working horn, and a remote controlled General Lee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixie_Nachelle01 Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 i wanted that game sososo bad.lol me and my sister got the are you smarter than a 5th grader board game for christmas. some of those questions are insane!!!!! i never remember learning alot of it in 5th grade.lol as for the remote control cars at wal-mart, i have one and the horn is very loud.lol i was riding in the back of my grandpa's truck and i made it go off and ducked and some guy waved him down and asked him where he got his horn.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrygirl1986 Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I found another one in the game!You might be a redneck if...There is a ________ poster in your livingroom.A) Billy Ray Cyrus Dukes of HazzardC) Jack Daniel'sSadly, the Joke is C) Jack Daniel's, but hey, they included our show again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JESSI DUKE Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Then I guess I'm a red neck. I have a picture of Denver up on my living room wall.But what makes a real red neck is... Last summer my back side window got busted out in my drive way. I vacuum my drive way just trying to get all the glass up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 I found another one in the game!You might be a redneck if...There is a ________ poster in your livingroom.A) Billy Ray Cyrus Dukes of HazzardC) Jack Daniel'sSadly, the Joke is C) Jack Daniel's, but hey, they included our show again!Hey! I got a poster and shirt hangin in my room aint nothing wrong with that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Grant Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Thank You, countrygirl, for posting that! It is always cool to see the Dukes of Hazzard Mentioned! I was thinking about starting a thread about "You might be a Dukeaholoic if..." And I think that it is fair to say all three of you fit in that category! Unfortunaltely I don't own any pictures or anything! My sister has a cast picture, and a General Lee picture and shirt signed by Cooter, and all 7 seasons, though. So, that is probably as close to owning any Dukes merchandise that I'll be for a while!Nice, JESSI! I laughed at your story! One time I saw my grandpa sweeping the road in front of his house... I guess he didn't want the road dirty! There's nothing weird about that, is there?! Anyway, nice story! I laughed! Okay, I think that I am getting off topic here... Sorry! General Grant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrygirl1986 Posted March 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Unfortunately, those jokes didn't quite apply to me, however, a lot of the other ones did... hmm... sad... NOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JESSI DUKE Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 I'm redneck and proud of it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 I got that game for Christmas. We've only played it once and didn't run into the Dukes question but now I want to play it again and look for it....plus it will be nice to be the only one to know the right answer on that one so thanks for the tip countrygirl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 I got that game for Christmas. We've only played it once and didn't run into the Dukes question but now I want to play it again and look for it....plus it will be nice to be the only one to know the right answer on that one so thanks for the tip countrygirl.You Might be a Redneck if You know the entire cast of Dukes of Hazzard but your Congressman. Can Anybody recall who their local Sheriff, Congressman and Senator for their town or whatever is. I'll go first my local county Sheriff is I think right now because I haven't heard the election results yet about Sheriff is Sheriff McFaul. And my Congress man is Dennis Kuccinch perhaps you heard of him he ran for President for a short while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dukes_Generl_Lee01 Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 That looks like a fun game been thinking about getting it but been saving money to get a new car or truck whichever I find first! But as soon as I get one I'll probably buy that game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artykidd Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 "you might be a redneck" game? Oh yeah. I would win that one since I already qualify for several of his jokes. Let's see.....You might be a redneck if you have a school bus in your yard that doubles as a dog house....... I live next door to my brother in law and he has two (one dog house and one for storage)You might be a redneck if your front porch collapses and kills six dogs. Well yeah that would happen. If my mother in laws porch collapsed, it would kill eight dogs.And my inlaws seem to think that Taco Bell is real mexican food.Does that qualify? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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