July 19, 200818 yr (looks at ticket, grins and talks to the sheriff over the CB)Hey Sheriff, I dont' suppose you'd like to write another one of them tickets for litterin', would ya? If I was to tell you who littered, would you let me off the hook for this ticket?(looks at Lori and grins)That is for gettin' me a ticket!General Grant*Picks up his CB and responds* I might be able to do this. In fact I think I will. So who is our little ticket ripper, upper?
July 19, 200818 yr *climbs in midnight rider pulling out, picking up the CB*Now, unless you'd like for me and my cousin to get you out of the ditch...again... I suggest you let a sleeping dog lie.
July 19, 200818 yr *climbs in midnight rider pulling out, picking up the CB*Now, unless you'd like for me and my cousin to get you out of the ditch...again... I suggest you let a sleeping dog lie.I ain't going in no ditch! No matter what I got a copy of tickets I write and if the fine isn't payed, you go to jail. I ain't got time to tail chase you, so im gone!*Puts his CB away and changes the channel to Boss's*
July 20, 200818 yr (to CB) I guess that answers your queston, Sheriff. Now can I rip up this ticket... legally? (to Lori)You just can't admit when you deserve a ticket for doin' something wrong, can you?
July 20, 200818 yr Didn't deserve the ticket...I never do. Sheriff there got me on accounta I was disagreein' with him or so he says. *smirks*
July 21, 200818 yr (to CB) (to Lori)You just can't admit when you deserve a ticket for doin' something wrong, can you? Can you General. Cuz I know something you did wrong and I hate for Roscoe to find out.
July 21, 200818 yr (to CB) I guess that answers your queston, Sheriff. Now can I rip up this ticket... legally? (to Lori)You just can't admit when you deserve a ticket for doin' something wrong, can you? Sure general, go ahead. =]
July 21, 200818 yr Can you General. Cuz I know something you did wrong and I hate for Roscoe to find out.She does deserve a ticket. She ripped up and ticket and tossed it which is littering.
July 21, 200818 yr Didn't deserve the ticket...I never do. Sheriff there got me on accounta I was disagreein' with him or so he says. *smirks* Fer littering you do now.
July 21, 200818 yr *rolls eyes*Oh Rosco! Hey, tell ya what, I'll make ya deal IF you can catch me without me runnin' ya back in the ditch...I'll pay the ticket...*smirks*
July 22, 200818 yr Author Lori dear why don't you just run over to see your cousin and see if he has some nice pink paint lol....i'm thinking the cop cars around here need a new coat, don't you?
July 22, 200818 yr Well...whaya know? *grins* Yea...Sheriff'd get a whole lotta attention in a pink cop car...
July 22, 200818 yr Well...whaya know? *grins* Yea...Sheriff'd get a whole lotta attention in a pink cop car...I think they'll look better in yellow. They'll make great Taxi's as well.
July 22, 200818 yr A Friend of Mine has this keychain that said "I refuse to have a battle of wits, with a unarmed person".
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