Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 (looks at ticket, grins and talks to the sheriff over the CB)Hey Sheriff, I dont' suppose you'd like to write another one of them tickets for litterin', would ya? If I was to tell you who littered, would you let me off the hook for this ticket?(looks at Lori and grins)That is for gettin' me a ticket!General Grant*Picks up his CB and responds* I might be able to do this. In fact I think I will. So who is our little ticket ripper, upper? Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 *climbs in midnight rider pulling out, picking up the CB*Now, unless you'd like for me and my cousin to get you out of the ditch...again... I suggest you let a sleeping dog lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 *climbs in midnight rider pulling out, picking up the CB*Now, unless you'd like for me and my cousin to get you out of the ditch...again... I suggest you let a sleeping dog lie.I ain't going in no ditch! No matter what I got a copy of tickets I write and if the fine isn't payed, you go to jail. I ain't got time to tail chase you, so im gone!*Puts his CB away and changes the channel to Boss's* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 *grins*It'll be paid when im dead and gone...*sighs leaning back, relaxing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Grant Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 (to CB) I guess that answers your queston, Sheriff. Now can I rip up this ticket... legally? (to Lori)You just can't admit when you deserve a ticket for doin' something wrong, can you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Didn't deserve the ticket...I never do. Sheriff there got me on accounta I was disagreein' with him or so he says. *smirks* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JESSI DUKE Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 (to CB) (to Lori)You just can't admit when you deserve a ticket for doin' something wrong, can you? Can you General. Cuz I know something you did wrong and I hate for Roscoe to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 (to CB) I guess that answers your queston, Sheriff. Now can I rip up this ticket... legally? (to Lori)You just can't admit when you deserve a ticket for doin' something wrong, can you? Sure general, go ahead. =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Can you General. Cuz I know something you did wrong and I hate for Roscoe to find out.She does deserve a ticket. She ripped up and ticket and tossed it which is littering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Didn't deserve the ticket...I never do. Sheriff there got me on accounta I was disagreein' with him or so he says. *smirks* Fer littering you do now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 *rolls eyes*Oh Rosco! Hey, tell ya what, I'll make ya deal IF you can catch me without me runnin' ya back in the ditch...I'll pay the ticket...*smirks* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hogg 2 Posted July 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Lori dear why don't you just run over to see your cousin and see if he has some nice pink paint lol....i'm thinking the cop cars around here need a new coat, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Well...whaya know? *grins* Yea...Sheriff'd get a whole lotta attention in a pink cop car... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Well...whaya know? *grins* Yea...Sheriff'd get a whole lotta attention in a pink cop car...I think they'll look better in yellow. They'll make great Taxi's as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 nah...pink...show the police department's more feminine side of things.. *smirks* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Hot Magneta Pink, I think I got a can somewhere just let me find it thow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 A Friend of Mine has this keychain that said "I refuse to have a battle of wits, with a unarmed person". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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