July 18, 200719 yr Ok, then please forgive me for my earlier outburst. I'm sorry. I've just been under a ton of stress. Kinda hard when you just moved into a shelter run by the salvation army and it's falling apart.Yeah, i'm willing to believe that is Brian's own catalogue. Maybe he bought it to find stuff for the Doc and to throw alex into a tizzy? We all get stressed I personally come here to read the chaos and even participate in it to relieve stress. I have enough reality when I'm not on the computer that's my time to escape reality. LOL my money's on the main purpose of that cataloge being to throw Alex into a tizzy.
July 21, 200719 yr We all get stressed I personally come here to read the chaos and even participate in it to relieve stress. I have enough reality when I'm not on the computer that's my time to escape reality. LOL my money's on the main purpose of that cataloge being to throw Alex into a tizzy.Gotta be. And I think the boys are hiding in a corner lookin' over that catalog.Or they're working on their Dog Collar Challenge story. Which is something I should be doing. LOL
July 21, 200719 yr Those two doing something constructive? Nah no way....... they're hidin' with that catalogue.
July 22, 200719 yr Just to let you know. I'm sorry that I didn't get anything written for this challenge. Maybe later I can submit a short story of some sort for the next one. Since I leave tomorrow to go on vacation, things here have been rather hectic for the last two weeks.I'll check in when I get back home. Take care everyone.
July 23, 200719 yr seriously if someone sits here and reads this thread from begining to end ya should give them a medal or at the very least a straight jacket, sjust playing catch up with 20 pages is a handful and whats that i hear bout reality, uh huh, not in this forum ya don't
July 24, 200719 yr They got any medical uniforms in that catalog, Brian?Oh, heck yeah. In fact...just looking at this, I get woozy. You'd better take my pulse.... and while you're at it, how about giving me a sponge bath?
July 24, 200719 yr Oh, heck yeah. In fact...just looking at this, I get woozy. You'd better take my pulse.... and while you're at it, how about giving me a sponge bath? *GASP* I call first dibs. *Grabs the girl and runs off*
July 24, 200719 yr *GASP* I call first dibs. *Grabs the girl and runs off*Hey hey! Rosco you unhand that girl! You'll get her all full of fleas from Flash!!
July 24, 200719 yr Oh, heck yeah. In fact...just looking at this, I get woozy. You'd better take my pulse.... and while you're at it, how about giving me a sponge bath? Just name the time and place, my dear. Doc
July 24, 200719 yr Just name the time and place, my dear. DocI think I'll need regular appointments to properly treat my condition. I've these symptoms that keep coming back...shortness of breath, elevated heart rate, and -- well, you'd have to see it for yourself, but let's just say it's a reoccuring symptom. WAHOOO!
July 24, 200719 yr I think I'll need regular appointments to properly treat my condition. I've these symptoms that keep coming back...shortness of breath, elevated heart rate, and -- well, you'd have to see it for yourself, but let's just say it's a reoccuring symptom. WAHOOO!I feel the same way Brian when I picture your cousin in that lady cop uniform! *siiiiigh!!* Though I suppose the only way to get arrested is to commit a crime. How about stealing her patrol car?
July 25, 200719 yr Hey hey! Rosco you unhand that girl! You'll get her all full of fleas from Flash!!I will not.
July 25, 200719 yr Alex. Quit thinking about lady police officers in an unprofessional light.WHOA!! Hot Mama!! Brian can you order that in MaryAnne's size???
July 25, 200719 yr WHOA!! Hot Mama!! Brian can you order that in MaryAnne's size??? No, because...I'm about to run away and join the circus. I'm willing to be the dog in this little dog and pony show! Time to show off all my tricks to the Ringmistress. I knew my talent would be in demand someday! And isn't she wearing a lovely collar?
July 25, 200719 yr No, because...I'm about to run away and join the circus. I'm willing to be the dog in this little dog and pony show! Time to show off all my tricks to the Ringmistress. I knew my talent would be in demand someday! And isn't she wearing a lovely collar? The first I like but the second is pathetic.
July 25, 200719 yr No, because...I'm about to run away and join the circus. I'm willing to be the dog in this little dog and pony show! Time to show off all my tricks to the Ringmistress. I knew my talent would be in demand someday! And isn't she wearing a lovely collar? WHOA!!! Hubba hubba!! And yes shes wearing a great collar!! Maybe you can order MaryAnne the uniform and this little number!!
July 25, 200719 yr The first I like but the second is pathetic.Brian dont listen to Barnie Fife! He wouldnt know good taste if it tap danced on his forehead...
July 25, 200719 yr I think I'll need regular appointments to properly treat my condition. I've these symptoms that keep coming back...shortness of breath, elevated heart rate, and -- well, you'd have to see it for yourself, but let's just say it's a reoccuring symptom. WAHOOO!That's a deal, my love. The sooner the better. By the way, Brian. Fair's fair. I got a costume for you.
July 25, 200719 yr GAAAAAAH! <THUD>Well...I'll try it on, but the southern half of that outfit needs to have more room. Looks a little small for me. I don't have to run away very far to join the circus! Not with this get-up.And Doc, I've seen some different magazines in medical offices before, but this takes the cake. No wonder your patients show up early for their appointments. *speaks behind closed door* Hey...there's no collar. Granted, it's a harness, but I feel naked without the collar. And do I have to shave everywhere?! Looks like the model here shaved his arms, his chest, and...this is gonna call for a liberal amount of shaving cream. YOW!
July 25, 200719 yr GAAAAAAH! <THUD>Well...I'll try it on, but the southern half of that outfit needs to have more room. Looks a little small for me. I don't have to run away very far to join the circus! Not with this get-up.And Doc, I've seen some different magazines in medical offices before, but this takes the cake. No wonder your patients show up early for their appointments. *speaks behind closed door* Hey...there's no collar. Granted, it's a harness, but I feel naked without the collar. And do I have to shave everywhere?! Looks like the model here shaved his arms, his chest, and...this is gonna call for a liberal amount of shaving cream. YOW!Holy cow Brian... You could join the circus in that outfit! And you might well just shave your whole body in that thing geez!! Dont get a draft there...*chuckles* If Doc has those kinds of magazines in her place...That explains a lot doesnt it? *chuckles*
July 25, 200719 yr And do I have to shave everywhere?! Looks like the model here shaved his arms, his chest, and...this is gonna call for a liberal amount of shaving cream. YOW!ya might want to use nair instead or for that smoother look you could go for a full body wax *snicker*
July 26, 200719 yr ya might want to use nair instead or for that smoother look you could go for a full body wax *snicker*Full body wax? OW ow ow ow ow! I suppose I could just press duct tape over my skin and rip it off, too, but....OW!!!
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