AlexJackson Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 WHOA!! Brian watch out!! She's got a whip!!! Duck Brian!!! Quote
Lukas_KD Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 Brian, you're only digging yourself in deeper and deeper...Then again maybe you wanna. Quote
AlexJackson Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 MaryAnne--Are you a Devo fan? The lyrics to the Whip it song come to mind...course if you practice this all of us are in trouble!"When a problem comes along...you must whip it!" Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted November 25, 2006 Author Report Posted November 25, 2006 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! That's not a slap! Yiiii Yiii Yiiii !! Umm....movie news!! Quick! Where the hell is that article! Jeeze, the job pressure around here...No, that wasn't a complaint! HERE! Here's something official!! Source: actressarchives.com Thursday, November 16, 2006 The DVD release of the upcoming DUKES OF HAZZARD movie prequel will feature soft porn scenes of naked girls showering.Actress APRIL SCOTT, who plays DAISY DUKE in the new film DUKES OF HAZZARD: THE BEGINNING, reveals sexy shower scenes were filmed just to titillate. She tells men's magazine Stuff, "There are so many behind-the-scenes extras of naked girls - but not me."There are some scenes with girls in a locker room, with the boys running through there. In one scene the girls are in their underwear, and all of a sudden in the next scene they're all naked, (it's) like a shower scene."There! See?! I did some work! Brian Quote
MaryAnne Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 Shape it up. Get it straight. Go forward. Move ahead. Try to detect it. It's not too late. To Whip It! Whip It good! Thank you Alex for that '80s flashback. ROFLNow, Brian....awright, I won't whip your posterior this time. *puts whip away* Looks you have been doing some work. When the Dukes of Hazzard first aired in 1979 it was considered lowbrow. I think WB has now reached a new high in lowbrow..... Quote
Meadowmufn Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 Sounds like the movie's not just lowbrow... more like knuckle-dragging. Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted November 25, 2006 Author Report Posted November 25, 2006 Heh heh.... Ah, I love this job. Keeps me on my toes. Yeah, by all accounts I've got so far, which are few, this thing is gonna be like "Porky's" packaged as "Dukes of Hazzard." More soon. I'll start a new thread that's more officious without all our shenanigans in the middle of it. Wow, HazzardNet's protective word filter is interesting. Apparently we can't say " porn " but I can say "masochist." And I think I'm gonna behave for the duration here. Honestly.Brian Quote
MaryAnne Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 Mufn -- Knuckledraggin', yep. And I bet most of the dialoge will consist of a lot of grunting and scratching. Brian -- I think when we first set up the filters we never expected anyone to use the word masochist. LOL. Porn, yeah. May-so-chist....no. Now, you're behaving? *checks watch* I'm timin' you.... Quote
AlexJackson Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 Glad you enjoyed the little jukebox trip MaryAnne. If you're timing Brian then you best time me too, I haven't behaved that much myself. But I couldnt help it, Ive really enjoyed all the teasing and I'm enjoying my membership in The HazzardNet Whip and Chain Gang! Quote
BeauregardDuke73 Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 Glad you enjoyed the little jukebox trip MaryAnne. If you're timing Brian then you best time me too, I haven't behaved that much myself. But I couldnt help it, Ive really enjoyed all the teasing and I'm enjoying my membership in The HazzardNet Whip and Chain Gang! We'd be disappointed if you did behave yourself! LOL Quote
Lukas_KD Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 About this new movie - There's a huge difference between lowbrow and downright disgustin'. Quote
AmandaRobson Posted December 7, 2006 Report Posted December 7, 2006 Most. Off. Topic. Thread. Ever. (Makes me giggle.)And as far as the new movie being trashy, if it's anything like what ya'll have displayed before us here, I think I'll pass.Oh and a side note to MaryAnne regarding the new uniforms.... Hope ya ready cause the Hazzard crime rate's likely to triple! Quote
BoRobertDuke Posted December 18, 2006 Report Posted December 18, 2006 Not dirt-draggin' material... dirt-eatin'. Hail, Hazzard's come to a new low! Quote
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