Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Scenes

[Skipper Duke]

What are some of y'all's favorite scenes?

[Skipper Duke]

I created this thread at the suggestion of good ol' HossC!

[Hobie Hartkins]

I like when Boss and  Rosco were eating together and Rosco said, " We'll have lunch together" . That was funny the way Boss cut the spaghetti with scissors right at Rosco's mouth! LOL!  

[Skipper Duke]

34 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

I like when Boss and  Rosco were eating together and Rosco said, " We'll have lunch together" . That was funny the way Boss cut the spaghetti with scissors right at Rosco's mouth! LOL!  

Yep Disney's Lady and the Tramp. Hazzard style. Only the scene doesn't in a kiss. Hahaha.

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 One Armed Bandits)

The General Lee is chasing a Hazzard County patrol car. Bo:"Yeeeeaa-hooooo!" Waylon Jennings:"Welcome to Hazzard County." The cop leaps over the top of a hill. The General leaps over the top of the hill, and the Dixie horn plays. Bo:"Yeee-haa!" Waylon Jennings:"You prob'ly noticed there's somethin' different here. Well, this is Hazzard County. They do things different here." Close up of Bo grinning. "This is Bo Duke" Close up of Luke saying something to Bo. "An' Luke Duke. They're cousins. They fight the system." Luke:"Ya know, when I got up this morning, the biggest thing on my mind was to do a little rabbit huntin'." Bo(As the General and the cop car swerve back and forth.)"Yeah. An' then the dog runs off." Luke:"An' my car is taken." Bo:"An' now, we're chasin' the Sheriff's car. Ain't you glad we ain't in the big city, where life gets complicated? Pay up!" Luke:"You mind waitin' 'til this is over?! Move it man! What are you doin', takin' a break?!" Bo:"Well, if you'd tuned this car instead of chasin' women last night, we'd have already had 'im." Luke:"Not with you asleep at the wheel." Construction guy sets out caution open ditch sign. Bo:"Grab that sign!" Luke:"You grab it!" Bo:"Well, I can't, I'm drivin'!" Luke:"Oh! Is that what you call it? Try not to lose him ok?" Bo:"Well, it wouldn't be much of a chase if we do."

[RogerDuke]

If I could only pick one all-time favorite scene it would be Christmas Eve at the Duke farm. I could probably think of quite a few that would be tied for second. Bo and Luke returning in season 5 was awesome. Everybody singing Y'all Come with Loretta is right up there too. Jesse plowing the Back 40 with Maudeen and Miz Tisdale riding wheelies always brings a smile to my face. I love the still site in High Octane. Wow! The more I think, the more I'd come up with. 

[Hobie Hartkins]

How  about  when Rosco was sleeping "Guard"  laying on the hood of his car and Boss came out dressed in his red/white night robe and Kerchief and woke him up and he  said, " Oh! Santa Clause is gonna steal my.....!!"   LOL! I always thought that was funny!  Or when he said, If we have a crash I can put your body between  us and the dashboard and have an air bag! 

[Skipper Duke]

3 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

How  about  when Rosco was sleeping "Guard"  laying on the hood of his car and Boss came out dressed in his red/white night robe and Kerchief and woke him up and he  said, " Oh! Santa Clause is gonna steal my.....!!"   LOL! I always thought that was funny!  Or when he said, If we have a crash I can put your body between  us and the dashboard and have an air bag! 

Those are hilarious ones!

[Hobie Hartkins]

3 minutes ago, Skipper Duke said:

Those are hilarious ones!

Another good one on that same scene, was when  he told Boss " Nighty Night and don't let the  bed bugs bite!" and then tugged the tassle on his Kerchief and Boss said,  " " They just don't make grown ups like they used to!"
 

[Skipper Duke]

19 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

Another good one on that same scene, was when  he told Boss " Nighty Night and don't let the  bed bugs bite!" and then tugged the tassle on his Kerchief and Boss said,  " " They just don't make grown ups like they used to!"
 

Oh yes! Hahaha

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 Lawman of the Year)

Coy & Vance Duke are in the Post Office looking at Miss Tisdale's wanted posters. Rosco is outside on the street. Coy spots him. Coy(To Vance):"Duck, it's Rosco!" Miss Tisdale:"Lan sakes, if you boys wasn't kin to Jesse Duke, I'd be mighty suspicious about the way you two are actin'. Now, if you wanna hide out in here, yer gonna have to take a number."

[Skipper Duke]

I won't be posting on this thread anymore either as I get them wrong on the quotes it's likely to happen on this thread too!

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 The Hazzardgate Tape) Boss Sharkey, Norton and Janco are chasing and shooting at Coy and Vance Duke and Boss Hogg, trying to get the video tape of the bad bosses back from them. Boss Sharkey, Boss Bowman, Boss Hopkins.

Boss Sharkey(To Norton):"Smart kid, you haven't given us a decent shot yet! Gimme that CB!"(Norton gives him the CB. He calls Coy and Vance.)"Plough boys, you read me?!"

Vance Duke:"Loud an' clear."

Boss Sharkey:"Now we don't wanna kill nobody! All we want is that video tape. You just toss it out your window, an' we'll be on our way!"

Boss Hogg:"No no! They're lyin' I tell ya! They'll kill me anyway. Listen boys, don't do it!"

Vance Duke:"We're sorry, but this here tape is goin' straight to the State Police in Capitol City!"

Boss Sharkey:"Don't even book on it!"

Norton shoots at them again.

Coy Duke:"Stop gettin' 'em mad!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's)

Boss Hogg:"You mean you let a Mink coat fall off of your truck, an' it's still lyin' out there somewhere? Well, you just go get it, you hear me?"

Rosco(Jumps out from hiding in the rack of fur coats.)"Maybe that Mink wasn't dead yet, an' it jumped off the truck!"

Boss Hogg:"Oh zip!"

Russ:"Forget it, I tried! 2 country boys stopped an' picked it up, an' drove off with it, goin' faster than a duck in a hail storm!"

Boss:"2 country boys huh? Say, was 1 of them blond an' the other dark haired, an' both drivin' an orange clunker car?"

Russ:"Yeah! You know 'em?"

Boss:"Oh it was just a lucky guess!"

Rosco:"Yeah! Lucky, lucky, lucky!"

Russ:"Where's my money Hogg?"

Boss:"Oh yer money! I'm glad you asked me fer that. Alright, here's what I owe you, less the price of a Mink coat!"

Russ:"Why, you little butterball!"

Boss:"Easy son!"

Rosco:"Easy!"

Boss:"I advise you to take what I gave you, an' then, skedaddle outta town! Or else I'll have the Sheriff here escort you out personally!"

Rosco:"I will?"

Boss:"You will!"

Rosco:"Oh yes I will! Kew Kew!"

Russ:"Alright. You win Hogg."

Boss:"Yeah!"

Russ(Snaps Boss Hogg's Stetson hat brim with the money.)"THIS TIME!"

Waylon Jennings:"So, Boss sent the law after the Dukes to get back the fur that he hadn't paid for, and nail Bo an' Luke fer possession of stolen property. Eye grannies, now that's slick!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's)

Daisy:"Ooh it just feels so good!"

Uncle Jesse:"Well, don't get to used to it now, cuz the boys gotta get it to Rosco to give it back to the rightful owner. I bet they're goin' nuts wonderin' where that coat is!"

Luke:"I'd imagine."

Bo:"Come on sweetheart, give it up!" Boys laugh and retrieve the fur from Daisy. Get in the General. Rosco shows up at that moment.

Uncle Jesse:"Looks like you just saved a trip to town."

Bo:"Hey Rosco! We was just comin' to see you. We found this here fur coat, we wanted to give it to you."

Rosco:"Shoot! Turn over that furry coat! Alright Cletus, you will notice with yer beady brown eyes, the evidence in the Duke's hand!"

Uncle Jesse:"Now just hold it right there! You didn't notice nothin' with yer beady little eyes! Them boys was doin' just what they said they was doin'! They found that coat, an' they was bringin' it to you for you to get it back to the rightful owner!"

Rosco:"Hockey puck this car!"(Lays him finger on the General Lee's trunk, Cletus follows suit.)

Uncle Jesse:"Get yer finger off of their car! Both of you!"

Rosco:"They're under arrest, an' I've got a warrant-"

Cletus:"That's right!"

Rosco(Getting frustrated yanking it out from under Cletus's tie clip.)"Will you give me the warrant?! Idiot! Give it to me! Alright, you boys are under arrest, you might as well get out of that car nice an' easy like!"

Luke:"Whatever you say Rosco! Cletus, note this with yer beady brown eyes, we're gone!"