Julieduke

I like the song by Joe Nichols called "Tequila makes her clothes fall off".

Balladeer: I think Micheal ought to take his Uncle a little more serious unless he wants his pretty Charger in a fireball sometimes.

Vince Gill sang "Katey's Christmas Card" as well where do you find the song by Vince Gill then.

Jerry Reed "Guitar Man"

Oak Ridge Boys (Granny Annie, State of The County) Second and Third Season. Loretta Lynn (Find Loretta Lynn) Second Season. Tammy Wynette(The Hazzerdville Horror) Third Season. Hoyt Axton(Good Neighbors Duke) Second Season. Dottie West(By-Line, Daisy Duke) Third Season. Freddy Fender(Bye-Bye Boss) Third Season. Roy Orbison (The Great Hazzerd Hi-jack) Fourth Season. Donna Fargo (Double Dukes) Fourth Season. Johhny Paycheck (The Fugitive) Fourth Season. Buck Owens (Hughie Hogg Strikes Again) Fourth Season. Mel Tillis (The Hazzerdgate Tape) Fifth Season. Mickey Gilley (The Sound of Music. Hazzerd Style) Fourth Season. Waylon Jennings (Welcone, Waylon Jennings) Seventh Season. I got these off a Colmbia House video if anybody knows any other please feel free to add them to the list.

Micheal and Luke was looking and they both decided to give the Minivan's to their wife's besides they'll be needing them with the babies. Just as Micheal walks in the house he see that everybody in enjoying themselves and that they are laughing he wandering why they are laughing until he sees the picture they have all looked at is laughing at. It is a picture of Maudine had kick Josh for getting behind her and then her is falls and then on top of Angelena and their fall is cushioned by Rosco. Just at tht very moment the phone rings and Daisy answer is and it is the Sheriff and he doesn't want to talk to Lulu about anything at all. He asks for Micheal about offical police business and that is very important and Micheal walks over to the phone and he is talking to Uncle. Rosco and Micheal are on the phone in the other room, so it remains confidential. Rosco says "Micheal, now you know I would never call during something like Kathy's baby shower. It if wasn't important and offical police business at that." Micheal ask " Uncle Rosco why couldn't you talked to me on the cb in my car I always have it on. Bo and Luke are rubbing off on me on that right here in fact before I had came my car didn't even have a cb in it." Rosco says " Well, it's because I don't want everybody on Hazzerdnet hearing about that's all." Micheal says "Are you wandering how the girls are doing, it what is so important to ya." Rosco says "No, it's very serious Micheal and now here is what I have trying to tell you right. Micheal there was a vehicle in Hazzerd called the "Mean Green Machine" and nothing could stop it and it's back and I want you to come to Sheriff's office for a staff meeting right now." Micheal says "Do you atleast have a picture of the "Mean Green Machine for me and Enos to look at then." Micheal hangs up with Rosco and tells everybody that my Uncle wants all the deputy's to come to the Sheriff's office for a offical meeting about a "Mean Green Machine"." Now come on you can tell is that code for the softball team in Hazzerd and why the is it a secret. Jessica says "Well, Micheal be careful don't strain anythinhg when you're out and I'll talk to you later and what is the keys about." Micheal says "The Jordans bought us a Brand New Dodge Caravan complete with Baby seats and everything." Jessica says "Well, talk to ya later." Cue Dukesrule2000

Now everybody is enjoying the food that Daisy had made up for the baby shower for Kathy's surprize baby shower. Julie had her photo jounrnal on the time she had spent in Hazzerd and she wanted to show everybody there her collection of photos some they know about and some were surprizes to people. Rebecca Lynn, Jessica, Daisy, Mr and Mrs. Jordan were there and Frankie (Jessica's twin sister) was there and came back to catch with Jason. Tina's Kathy's sister had came to see her brand new nephew was there and of course they invited Lulu Hogg to it. Right now she was holding Bonnie and she rocking her to sleep thinking about how she didn't have any kids in her marriage to J.D. that alway bugged her about it. Rebecca Lynn was thinking about the the legal problems were sister and her husband was in right now. And she was thinking about how happy Rosco's was when he found out he was going to be a grandpa in a little while. Rebecca Lynn knew that eventually she would the next one they was going to have a baby shower. Julie had seen that everybody bought such nice gifts and she had to photo journals with her, the first was supposed to be a surprize present for Uncle Jesse but when he had died that kind of ruined that for her. The second one was of the time she had spent in Hazzerd and everything that had happened there while she was there. Her dad always asked why did she want to be a lawyer and not a photo journialists. Julie had passed the photo journal to Daisy because she had helped her so much in the past and in the present. Daisy had opened the first page titled new arrivals in Hazzerd and it had on it Velvet's puppies and Oddball's kittens as well and there was a picture of Bonnie and Bylinda as well as Baby Jesse. She had noticed there was a spot left open for Garret and Rebecca Lynn's baby as well. Daisy thought that was a nice thought she ahd did right there. She had turned to the next page and seen a photo of Hughie's car chained to a tree and she thought that was pretty funny and the next one was a picture of Micheal, Ross and the Sheriff in the Gazebo she thought that was nice touch as well. Bo, Garret, Luke, Micheal, and Coy and Vance as well as Jason and Josh and Joshua Sr. They was talking about old times and Micheal was asking what is a "Mean Green Machine" it sounds myical Coy. Coy says "It's no myth that burned a my car a few years ago and we did take care of but Boss stashed it some where and it came back again. And after that we don't know where it went to." Bo says "Ya, Uncle Jesse was telling us about that after you and Vance left Hazzerd." Vance says " I sure don't want to see that thing come back to Hazzerd just ask Enos and Cletus about it." Then Mr. Jordan had presented to small jewelry box to Luke and Micheal and they had noticed there was flat bed carrying to new vehicles on it. They openen the boxed and found keys to the Caravans that they was unloading and Mr, Jordan said that they was for your families and there is baby seats in then so now you will have all safe no matter when car you take. Mr. Jordan says "Micheal, before you say anything I consider Ross, Bonnie and Michelle my grandchildren see how your parents are gone. And this is just a little token to you and Jessica.

Kathy says "You honey, I think we need one of those Minivans that they have out there." Luke says "Honey, I don't know about that now besides the General okay for right now and it not that much extra right now. Beside Micheal says his wife is trying to get him to buy a minivan as well. What is with the minivans right now any ways." Kathy says "Did you say that Garret and Rebecca Lynn are having a baby now and that I had heard from Rebecca Lynn that him and Rosco finally made up." Luke says "Garret is the stubborn and I guess any baby that is like Garret and Rosco can't be all that bad." Kathy says "Did you hear about how Jason, Josh and Micheal are smothering poor little old Julie. She's bound to leave for Atlanta before College starts and right now she is really ticked at Micheal because everytime she meets somebody he ruins it and maybe you ought to have a talk with your little brother than." Luke says "Don't worry I'll handle Jason, Josh and Micheal about what is going on beside I don't want what happened to Daisy to happen to Julie." Kathy says " What happened to Daisy that you don't want happening to Julie then?" Cue Dukesrule2000 (Remember the episode call "Daisy's Shotgun Wedding)

You know with what Micheal and your brothers are doing to you reminds me of something that happened along time ago Julie(Daisy's Shotgun Wedding). Well as you know Bo and Luke was on the circuit for a year and came back to the farm just as fast as Coy and Vance left. Ya, Daisy I am listening to ya here. Daisy says "Well, they was doing everything that your brothers and Micheal was doing to you right now.Basically gettin in my hair at times and there was this moonshiner name Milo Beuadry from Tenn, and he had seen me at the Boars Nest and that he had taken a liken to me and somethings happened at home that caused to me to go and stay with Sally Jo. Well, I had decided that I would get over being mad a then and as I was on my way back to the farm to the Boys and Uncle Jesse, the Beaudry's had stolen money and Rosco's patrol car and Flash. They had stopped and kidnapped and they planned on having a shotgun wedding between me and Milo and if you would've seen old Milo you would've ran away as well." Julie says "Well, what Happened Daisy because I never heard about this before and keep going." Daisy says "Well, they drove me to there shack and Bo, Luke and Uncle Jesse went after me and they had won but there time that I was scared." Julie says "Did Boss get back his money and did Rosco get his patrol car and Flash back as well." Daisy says "Ya, they did but I wished that I would've never ran into Milo Beaudry." Jason and Joshua come in when Julie and Daisy are getting done with the banner and they are asking what art they talking about as they getting in just the there conversation is ending. Daisy says "Jason and Joshua please give your sister some breathing space while she is in Hazzerd." Jason says "Don't yet at us about it's just not us smothering her go and talk to Micheal about this as well." Daisy says " I intend to have a heart to heart with Micheal made me will back off a little , I know that he never had a sister or cousin before but he should back down a little bit." Cue Dukesrule2000

In the movie that fight scene that they had did when Bo puts on that helmet reminds me more of the fight scene in Hooper at the club.

Well, listen to this I was in Target in my area on Saturday and bought the last season five set they had in. And I was at Southpark Mall on Sunday and went in several different music stores and did you know the one only had one copy of season left. Actually I have heard that the movie was based on the episode called "Farewell, Hazzerd" and that was the saddest episode of the whole season. Did you know there is alot of things alike between this one and the movie first of all. There was a charcater named Pritchard in it and it the show it was Luke who decoying her and in the movie Daisy was talking Billy Pritcherd when the whole thing was going on. My helpful rule here First watch the movie version and then season five won't be such a disappointed and that Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott remind me more of Coy and Vance then of Bo and Luke. But Season Five has it bright points, you get to meet Boss Hogg's daddy in "Big Daddy" you get introduced to the "Mean Green Machine" and Enos and Cletus agruing over who is driving makes up for Bo and Luke not being in eighteen of the episodes after all.

HGarret and Rebecca was talking and was glad that it was nothing and it was just there daughter making her presents known to everybody and when Rebecca Lynn had told Rosco about his granddaughter well the him and Garret had made up. Garret says "Well, it that girl is as stubborn as you and me then I think she will be allright Rosco." Rosco says "For the first time I think your right and have you told any of your family yet, please let me tell Lulu and Boss about my granddaughter on her way." Rebecca Lynn says "You know, I think I going to make the annoucement at Kathy's baby shower for Baby Jesse after all." Garret says "You Know, I like that idea my didn't I think of that idea and that little guy of Luke's is going to be okay and you know he looks alot like Luke." Cue Dukesrule2000

Ross had smiled at his parents and said " I going to make a great older cousin and teach him everything that I know and I alreadry two great baby sisters in Bonnie and Bylinda." Angelena had looked at her husband and said "This doesn't seen normal honey I think I'm losing the baby, I sure hope I wrong on this right her for once." Julie says "Well, lets see baby Jesse Kyle Duke I think Uncle Jesse is really smiling down on us and did anybody see where Angelena doesn't look so good over there. It's good that Garret is over there with her right now." Bo says " I'm concern for Garret and Angelena especially ever since Rosco found out that he was married to his daughter. They haven't talked since a couple of weeks ago ans Angelena is trying to get them to resolve but she doesn't understand what the fued is about." Coy says "Wait a minute Garret is married to the Sheriff's daughter Bo." Vance says " I going to see Luke and Kathy's baby and w'll talk about this later." Cue Dukesrule2000

Micheal had came in the hosptial and seen all his cousins were here and he had seen that Julie had started another one of her famous discussions he got to love Julie. She was a born debater she probaly debated with docter when she was born, he was glad that she going to college to be a lawyer and when she had told him that when she was done she was coming back to hazzerd well he just had to smile. Jessica had Ross, Bonnie and Bylinda with her and Ross was asking how does it take for a baby to be born. And she just didn't know how to answer that question, she had loved her little boy but he always had question up his sleeve that she just couldn't answer every once in a while. Jessica says"Hey, Honey did you hear about the Luke and Kathy's baby coming right now and that Kathy's parents are here as well." Micheal says "Ya, it's there very first grandchild but I don't think it will be a only grandchild from them." Jessica says "Julie is debatig with your cousins again something about her being grown-up and not falling out of the hayloft this time." Micheal says " I guess I didn't tell you but Boss's nephew Jamie Lee is in town today and he was talking to Julie in town." cue Dukesrule2000

If Bo and Luke hadn't left the show in the fifth season and Coy and Vance do you think there would so much debate between Knight Rider and The Dukes of Hazzerd. I am fan of both shows and I like Airwolf in which last month I had found out that my dad also likes as well. What is David Hasselhoff would've been a cast member on Dukes would there still so much debate and what role do you think he would've been best cast as.

I friend of mine told me that is she had sit through Mr. and Mrs. Smith with her husband then he has to sit through the Dukes movie. She is married for five years halloween 2005.

Balladeer: Well, the whole gang is there and Garret won't talk to his father-in-law he is the Sheriff I would be surprized if my wife told me after we was married. And Garret and Angelena has a baby on the way as well. Lets see Julie was talking to Jamie Lee Hogg in town and Bo doesn't thing anything good can come of this.

Jason was still convinced that Luke was mad at him and after he explained what happened to Bo. Coy and Vance and they seen what Jason was talking about. Bo had quietly said "You know Luke can't swim Jason, why would be such a thing like that he never learned how to swim." Garret had heard the discussion that his cousin was having and he had said "Guys did you know that Luke and Kathy are on the way to hospital it looks like Baby Jesse is on the way right now." Angelena had came as well, well at least the morning sickness had calmed down it was only six more months of this or so. She sure wish she could get her father to accept that she was married to Garret Duke. The Duke sure did accept even after she had bushwacked Garret with news , he had looked like he was surprized and didn't know what to say about the news. She sure was glad that Micheal had gotten back her car, it was pure genius she still trying to figure what he had said when he had found out that she was married to his cousin on his father's. Julie had looked around and said "Why is everybody still standing around right now, don't you know there is a little Duke on his way. That's one at the hospital is a rotten egg, Julie knew that would get her brothers and cousin moving ." Julie had a head start and then she had called Micheal on the cb and told him the good news about Kathy and the baby. But Julie didn't know what to think when she got there and Kyle Petty had said that he had beat her there and try a little harder next time. Sometime later she was the last one there and her cousins, dad and her brothers were teasing about beating her there. Julie had tried to make some excuse about her car needing a tune-up and that she hadn't gotten it over to Cooter's quite yet. Coy and Vance had teased that she just a little squirt the last time they had seen her and that she had grown right up on her and how guys are line-up to take you out now. Julie had said "Everytime I like somebody they find out my cousin is a deputy in Hazzerd and they quit talking to me, no offsenive Micheal." Coy said "Well you know it's so bad having two older brothers here and how many cousin you could say that were just looking out for ya." Julie said "Well, I'm not a baby anymore and I am going to be falling out of the hayloff anymore I know where to go where I don't fall out of it anymore. Besides just the other day I was talking to Jamie Lee Hogg and he was quite cute a little but older than but that is my I didn't tell anybody just yet." Bo said "Who do you say you was talking to Julie, you know everytime Jamie Lee or Hughie or his brother Dewey come in town it can't be any good to any of us here." Angelena says "Garret quit being so stubborn about talking to my dad, It can't being that bad having the Sheriff for your father-in-law , besides my can't you be the grown-up about this right here." Cue Dukesrule2000

Balladeer: Well, I can' t keep this a secret too much longer but Micheal's daddy(Joseph Szenger) was a hollywood stunt driver and he taught hims few trick before he had died.

Balladeer: Lets see in six weeks Luke is going to have a son, and Garret and Rebecca found out that Rebecca is two months pregant and Rosco gave a Garret a warm reception when he had found out that his daughter was married to a Duke Boy.

Uncle Joshua, Jason and Joshua had went fishing with Luke and Ross as well. And Garret was telling them the warm reception he got from Rosco when he had him he was married to his daughter. Garret had told he didn't get to tell him the news about Rebecca being two months pregant he thought he would want to know that he was about to be a grandfather for the first time ever. Cue Dukesrule2000

The guy that robbed Boss's bank had been cussing because hitting that kid around that car had slowed him up and now the van was running to great but how would he get that mechanic in town to fix his van without him getting suspicous about what is going on. Now Jethro never had problem getting what he wanted before why should now be a eception with everybody seeing how that kid was he would just slip back in town and force that mechanic at the garage to fix his van and leave Hazzerd. Besides everybody is probaly at the garage by now anyways and that is good enough right anyways he shouldn't have too many problems right now. Jethro O'neill had been a bank robber a long time now and he had his face on wanted poster by the fbi. So he had to watch where and when he went someplace not to attract too much attention to himself right now. Jethro remembered his mama telling him that he shouldn't steal but after he had this job for six months he got pushed out of the job and fired and one the same day somebody stole the car he had just bought with the money he had saved up and then his Mama died that day as well. After his Mama's funeral he decided he would get his things he wanted by stealing and that this was the only way he could get stuff , and his Mama was around anymore and his daddy didn't care about him anymore and so he turned to a life of crime. Cue Kitty

I have just watched both versions and they are both good. I got to admit thow casting Chris Rock as Caretaker was pure genious he had some great lines in the movie.

Everybody by now knows the scene where Bo discovers the General had a Hemi, well what about he is in a Dodge dealership and that the salesman as the hood up and he looks at a new charger and does the very same thing for a new charger.

Garret and Rebecca showed up in "Spitin Cobra" and they walked to see how Jessica and the twins were doing. Garret went to talk to his cousin he knew that he had missed Bo since he went back on circuit. Rebecca had walked and had some news for the family that everybody will appreciate but she didn't know was that Micheal was closing on catching with Angelena and getting her car back. Angelena had seen Jessica had she had finally get both Bonnie and Bylinda asleep now and that she hoped that would stay asleep. Jessica had walk softly away from their cribs and that Rebecca said softly that she had just been to docter and she knows why she hasn't been feeling well for the longest time now and Kathy was their as well. And Kathy was feeling miserable right now and that she was ready for Jesse to be born any day. Rebecca says "Well, it looks like Garret and I have really good news for the whole family." Jessica says "Well, what is the good new then Rebecca?" Rebecca says "You know, how I've been saying how I don't feel like myself for the past three months lately." Kathy says "It's not a ulcer that you thought it was then Rebecca." Rebecca says "No, it turns out that I am two months pregant and Garret is excited as well. But since it turn so well telling dad that I was married to Garret Duke how am I going to tell him that I am pregant with his first grandchild now." Luke and Ross was getting ready to go fishing and Garret asked could he join and that there something he had found out recently and that he sometime to relax anyways. Luke thought about and he said sure why now and what is on your mind. And Garret went on to explain that him Rebecca went to talk to Rosco and that she when she told him that she was married to him that he had another word for it. Luke said that could be explained but what is the good news now and Garret said that Rebecca is two months pregant , and we just found out form the docter. Cue Dukesrule2000