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The Hole in Willie's Guitar
Julieduke replied to Dixie_Nachelle01's topic in Sonny Shroyer / Enos Strate
I liked it was a mixture of Smokey and The Bandit and Dukes all wrapped up in one. Was that the Dukes set i wander about this right here -
Emma says "Boys, you ain't bugging your grandpa now and anybody you could go and play with Bonnie and Bylinda over there." Chad says "Oh mom, there girls there icky!" Jeremy says "Ya Mom, there icky I rather got see what the boys are up to." Emma says "You just wait till the both of you are thriteen there won't be anymore pranks on them and such. Ya, and there also your cousins as well to boot so maybe you might want to be friendly with them." Cue Dukesrule 2000 or Dusty Rose Duke or Bo's Crush
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Mama's Family and Dukes Crossover(Not title Yet)
Julieduke replied to Julieduke's topic in Retired Fan Fiction Polls
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Please put profiles of characters here instead of the middle
Julieduke replied to DaneyDuke's topic in General Discussion
Charlie Bruce Lexmark Age well 18 in "New Duke" and 23 in "Luke finds his mother. His father is Bo Duke, his mother Emma Jean Davenport(her married name is Lexmark) and she is married to Dr. Bruce J. Lexmark and he raised Charlie as his son and he is mixture of Rosco(Emma's father and her mother is Savannah Davenport) and Bo for looks. He has Rosco's build and looks with Bo's beautiful blue eye's and tries to drive the wheels off of every car he drives. Siblings: Reba Emma Duke(her married name Darling and she is married to Micheal Briscoe Darling Jr.) her parents are Emma and Bo as well. But she look's just Bo. She is 20 in "New Duke" and 25 in "Luke finds his mother. She has a little boy name Bo Micheal Darling is 2 "New Duke" and in has twin three old daughter in "Luke finds his mother" named Savannah Lee Darling and Jessie Lee Darling. Twin brothers Chad Bruce Lexmark and Jeremy Bruce Lexmark and they are 11 in "New Duke" and little Holy terror and love pulling pranks right now. And in "Luke Finds His Mother" they are 16 and just got there driver's license and and Handsome and look just like there father Dr. Bruce Lexmark. -
Billy Bob says "J.R. I have another car stashed behind this tree I think why don't we leave this car empty and skeedalle out of Hazzard county before they can catch up to us and Reba. She should've been my daughter well now she is my daughter despite what the test says but first we got to lose them." Cue dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke
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Balladeer: I don't want to miss this father and son reunion, and it seems that Rosco has soft spot for the twins and all there pranks. Oh goodness, they aren't moving to Hazzard are they nobody would be safe from then."
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Reba says "You know Charlie is getting married and the twins are sixteen years old and finally driving. I don't think there is girl safe in all of Cuyahoga County now and Hazzard as well." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke
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Emma says "Bo, there is somebody I want you to meet if you see twin holy terrors in front with my father, that would be Chad and his identical twin. Charlie come in here a minute there's somebody I want you to meet, and don't be too shocke he looks just my father." Charlie came walking in and says "Hey Mom, I'm here who did you want me to meet right now." Emma says "Charlie meet your father, Bo meet your son he drives just like you he took Dead Man's Curve at 55mph and asked what was wrong afterwards." Charlie says "Oh mom, the twins and Grandpa are getting along great he outhere giggling at all there little pranks in schools like how they switched desk on a sub, to see if she was paying attention. I look like mixture of my father and grandfather and you know what I think it's cool, are you thee Bo Duke Nascar driver and your cousin Luke." Emma says "Yes, Charlie one and the same and I better go and check and what the twins are up to now. I thinking maybe you and your father can't get to know each other better without me here you got over eighteen years of catching up to do. I think my father likes the twins, he seems to get along with them quite well."" Charlie says "Okay, Mom you better watch that they don't try no pranks on Grandpa allthough I can't imagine what he would say to some of things they've done." Emma looks at Bo, and Bo looks at Emma and they bust out laughing about something they remember from when she lived in Hazzard as well. Emma says "Can't nothing as bad as what you and you cousin did now." Charlie says "What's so funny now?" Emma says "Oh nothing, I got to be going before I can't stop laughing myself." Cue dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke Authors Note : I need something funny that would have Bo and Emma laughing even years later, it could be anything just something funny to any of you out there or even something from the show or movies as well.
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These Dukes Are Not Worth Watching
Julieduke replied to Meadowmufn's topic in Dukes of Hazzard Movies
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It had seems that the twins were getting to know their Grandpa and Bruce says "Dad, their just like me at their ago. I was a holy terror to my older brother they'll grow out just like did. You know once I put whip creme in my brothers shaving creme when we to go out on a date that night instead of shaving cream. Boy's I know that look and you want to try but please don't do that Charlie, it took forerer before my brother forgave me of course he paid me back me on my wedding to Emma." Chad says "Dad, it's that why you look like you have a beard in the wedding photos." Bruce says "Uh yes, and your mamma was mad at me and she looked at me without even saying thing. But, I knew she was mad at me that day and now we have the picture to remind me of it. In which Emma won't let me get rid of that picture till this day." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke
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Seventh Season.
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Well Actually the first movie is based almost exactly like Farewell, Hazzard the line about when somebody decided to give up racing is in the episode as well. And the The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning is based on Happy Birthday, General Lee and there is a little bit a trivia for all of you Supernatural fans did you know there is car just like Dean's car that the bad guys drive in that one.
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What is Cooter jawin' about?
Julieduke replied to redgreenbluegil's topic in Dukes of Hazzard Episodes
I know Maine Coon and, Ragdoll and trying to figure out Rabbit's eye language. Lol. I liked Abraham Lincoln Hogg, was he the father of Hughie Hogg and Dewey Hogg as well, and who was Jamie Lee Hogg's father he was pretty nice as well. -
Balladeer: Now I wonder who Emma hasn't seen in over twenty years and it seems that Charlie has found he has something in common with Reba after all. You folks I don't think I want to ride with either one of those kids, but they there good kids.
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Charlie says "Mama, I don't know what to say but I guess I do look alot like Grandpa. But, I am wandering is that what Grandpa was trying to figure out who I looked like other than I don't really look like dad." Emma says "Charlie, Reba there's one thing you both have like your father is those blue eyes. And Charlie I bet girls tell you about that all the time and Reba there is another your son Little Bo has those blue eyes as well." Reba says "Oh Mom, I am worried about if something is going to happen to my son and I love him dearly but you know I glad you came out here. Mom what prompted you to come out here in the first place anyways." Emma says "Well, honey when you called there was sadness in your voice like you had been crying about something and I now that I know Billy Bob and J.R. are up to something well I'm here for ya. And just know one thing I never stopped loving you, even when I got the call that Billy Bob told me that you was dead I didn't even think you was dead at all." Charlie says "Oh Mama, Billy Bob did that to you what was your reaction to that as well. " Emma says "Well, I want to call him a not so nice name but you was two years old and picking more things and so I didn't and slammed the phone on his ear." Reba says "Good Mama, I hope you gave him a good earache from that and he told me that you had died in a fatal car accident when I was three years old but I didn't trust him at the time." Emma says "It looks like Billy Bob, has been playing the both of us for the longest time he told me that you had died in a tragic car accident as well. I could never figure out how he got my phone number thow, it was unlisted and Charlie I knew you was just like your father when I was teaching you driving and did 55mph on dead man's curve and after we got where we was going you asked me what was wrong." Reba says "Charlie, that takes the cake right there why when I was sixteen years old and taking driving lessons in drivers ed. Well you see Billy Bob and Ewings didn't have time to teach me how to drive, I borrowed the driver's ed car after it got a flat and Micheal and two other kids was in the car I left the Mr. Laser watching nothing but the taillights.(Sorry I couldn't help but quote Clint Black's 1998 hit single it was very needed). Well, by the time all us kids got back and Mr. Laser took taxi and he overcharged him well we got suspended for a week after that and when Billy Bob got the call the school wel he picked me up from school he was cussing the whole way home." Just then Emma, see's somebody she hasn't seen in over twenty years walking up and chuckling about what he had heard. Reba and Charlie had looked as well and they couldn't believe who it was, well Reba knew at first glance and but Charlie was a little surprized and it seems that he brought somebody with him as well. Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke
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Balladeer: What a shocking blow to Charlie and Reba, one finds out that who he thought was his father isn't and the other finds out that her mother gave up finding her but her father never did. Can you believe that Charlie and Reba have Bo Duke for a father wait till his wife and kids find out this truth right here. I wonder what B.J. is going to say when he finds out he has another brother in this world.
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I thought all of all would appreciate with Easter joke here from Ohio. What did the Egg say to the boilin water? Be patient, it may take me a while to get hard ... I just got laid by a chick. This come from a real good friend named Myke.
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What is Cooter jawin' about?
Julieduke replied to redgreenbluegil's topic in Dukes of Hazzard Episodes
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Unlikely Heroes
Julieduke replied to B.L. Davenport's topic in Story Ideas/Fics In Progress/Collaborative Efforts
Emma Davenport was getting ready at her house and she was having just as hard time deciding what to wear she couldn't wait for Luke to come and pick her up right now. Savannah says "Honey, what is taking so long I know you look fine and it looks my tailoring will be just fine with the rest and Luke will definetly like that dress." Cue B.L. Davenport -
By now all the kids had a giggle they was trying to keep quiet and now everybody was laughing. Emma says "Excuse me, but what is so funny to the three of you right now." Charlie says "First of all Yahooville, then Cowbell well we couldn't keep it in any longer until now." Chad says "Mom, are you serious did you really marry somebody named Billy Bob Cowbell over twenty years ago. This is just too funny, and that town you in lived in Texas what was that Yahooville that is funny you had to of made that up as well." Emma says "I guess it's pretty funny and the rest of you if you think it's funny go ahead and laugh. I just glad I changed my named right back to Davenport after the divorce was final. But less than a year later I became Mrs. Emma Lexmark." Emma was thinking that her Charlie was eighteen now, and in six months he'll be nineteen and he needed to know the truth he had thought that Bruce was his father but the way the twins have teasing him lately that they might've notice that he didn't really look like her husband. Bruce didn't care if Charlie was really Bo Duke's son and besides he raised him and he had all the creature comforts that a boy could want. But it was time that she had told Bo that the night they was together before she had left Hazzard for good, there was something the result of it. Emma says "Charlie, can me and you talk out by the barn in private it rather important honey." Charlie looks at Emma says "Sure Mom, I'll be right there and you know it seems that the twins are getting along great with Bonnie and Bylinda it seems that I won't have them bothering me for quite a while now." Emma says "Reba, can you come over here as well it concerns you as well?" Reba says "Sure Mom, Micheal can watch Little Bo he wants to get into the mud and you I rather not try it get it out of his clothes right now." By now Reba, Charlie and Emma was talking by the barn and Emma says "Charlie you might've noticed that you don't look exactly like your brothers or your father and by now your probaly figuring out the math and got that dad isn't exactly your real father. But there is something I got to tell you and that is that Reba's father Bo Duke is really your father as well but I never told him that I was pregant with you or that I had you as well. You see he was happy with his wife at that time and I didn't want to ruin that I had met your father at the time as well and he said that no matter what you was his son even if there was so biological bind, he told me that love see's nothing like that and that he wanted to marry me and raise you as well." Reba says "You mean, that were full brother and sister than mom and I tell Charlie you got dad's temper about things you was really fed up with the twins agruing eariler." Charlie says "Oh mom, this is huge and quite a bombshell so dad knows as well. So when can I meet this Bo Duke as well." Reba says "Mom, I call dad and tell him that there is something really important at Grandpa's house that he needs to be here right now." Flashback Emma and Bo have been looking for Little Reba for six months now and no leads and nothing it was as if Billy Bob was going to let them have their daughter back at all and now she had heard some news that would've made Bo happy but she had thought with everything happening he didn't want another child. Everything was about finding Reba and her pregancy was just going to get in the way so she had left a letter for Bo and it read **********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************Dear Bo, I am leaving to go back to Mama and it's been six months since Reba was kidnapped I'm happy with thinking she is dead but right now you don't even notice me around the house. So I'm going back to Yahooville before it gets anymore serious and we don't make anymore mistakes. With Love, Emma Jean Davenport Back to the present. Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke or Knight3000
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Mama's Family and Dukes Crossover(Not title Yet)
Julieduke replied to Julieduke's topic in Retired Fan Fiction Polls
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Emma says "Kids, I don't know how to say this but twenty years ago I was married to somebody other than Dr. Bruce Lexmark and his name was Billy Bob Cowbell and he was a cousin to J.R. Ewing well we was passing through two weeks prior and there has been a accident caused by Billy Bob. And at the sametime as the accident was taking place well I had Reba and the reason I picked Rebe was because her song "Old Man River(I've come to talk again) was playing on the radio at the time I went into labor. Well, Reba was born and soon it was obvious to Billy Bob that Reba wasn't his baby and first he thought it was Luke's baby seeing how I used to date him and then I revealed that real father was Bo Duke. Well, I seperated from him and we had everything done so he couldn't take Reba legally well he didn't like this and Reba got sick with a fever and we took her to the hospital and when he thought she safe sleeping Billy Bob went in and stole Reba. She was only two weeks old boys and Bo was by my side, everybody looked for her and after a while I left Hazzard as well. You see when I told Momma what happened you see your Grandma Savannah Davenport didn't much like my first husband well she had a massive heart attack and she didn't make it and I left Yahooville in which that was where she lived. You see I met your father Bruce about a six months later and we had fell in love and had the three of you in Cleveland,Ohio. And Chad, will you please drop your attitude it getting pretty annnoying right now." Charlie says "Mom, is that why Reba is so upset right now when she had heard the news of what J.R. Ewing was doing." Emma says "Well, yes it like were real-living twenty years ago all over again but you worry nothing is going to happen to Little Bo. Oh by the way he is your nephew guys." cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke or Knight3000
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Very intersecting.
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Just then Reba says "Mom, Grandpa J.R.Ewing is trying to take Little Bo from me he doesn't have a leg to stand on right now. What can I do about it right now, oh this stinks complete bull**** right now. " Emma says "Reba, don't your worry about that you have your family around in case you haven't noticed just yet?" Reba says "But Mom, twenty years Billy Bob took me right from the hospital and what if something like happens again." Emma says "Of course, I worried about things like but you know with Dad, Mike and Enos being on the Hazzard police force well don't worry so much." Chad says "Mom, what happened twenty years ago that you never told us before." cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke or Knight3000