Julieduke

I got a couple from when I was fifteen years old, you see our backporch was bad and nobody knew it until my right foot fell through. Well, I gracefully picked myself back and walked back into the house and told my father what happened. And this is happen summer of 1991, I was fifteen not quite sixteen yet and my parents were looking at used cars. Well I was looking a Olds version of my father allreadry had only two years older and the salesmen didn't know the key was in the car and I accidently gassed the car, and did one those moves like Bo do it one the first couple of episodes,and my parents sadly didn't buy that beautliful white Oldsmobile but the salesmen was mad at me.

What was the original color of the General Lee in Happy Birthday, General Lee? And how many different colors has the General Lee been through the seven season of the show?

Want to hear something funny that happened to my brother last saturday well you see he decided to back-up and somebody was about to back-up at the very sametime in the McDonald's parking lot. Well he blew the horn, and the other person stopped what could've been the world's first Rear-End collision in history.

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Yesterday, I was in the music and dvd exchange place called the "The Exchange" and I found Micheal Bolton's "Time, Love and Tenderness" for only one dollar and I just had to get that one. I don't know who would remember this but at one time Micheal Bolton had long hair and it look really good on him and them he cut it short.

Bubba says "Ya, that was one trip I'll never forget but Aunt Noami sure was crabby for the whole trip thow. And somebody thought Uncle Vinton worked on the stock market and he was talking about grocery store where his wife worked at actually." cue Bo's Crush

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Well here's Rosco moment and it happened February 22nd, 2008 and it just happened that the week before he visited my store and got some of our famous McDonald's coffee. Well, I had set up the sauces and and had everything going smoothly or so I thought it was and well somehow the bottom of my work shirt sleeve got caught in the trigger of Mac Sauce gun and there was sauce on the table, the floor, the walls the ceiling and you know my manager didn't appreciate the humor I had found in what happened. Well it got cleaned up and the maintance guy Bill cleaned the ceiling's seeing how I don't like ladders as well. Everybody that we or my brother tells this story cracks up in laughter let me know what you think of this right here. It was like a Classic Sitcom scene at one time, but I don't know what tv show that would be in thow. P.S. The Sauce gun did a perfect 360 spin in the air and it just might be on youtube one day look out for the flying Mac Sauce and the next time you order a Big Mac think of this right here.

Julie smiles and looks at Brian and Micheal and she realize that the only reason she liked Micheal was because he reminded her of Brian when she was in Hazzard growing he was always there to talk when she didn't want to talk to somebody in the family. Micheal says "You know, did it ever occur that maybe something slipped Xavier something from the way he's acting he's reminds me of when it happened to Bonnie. She was my mechanic and also a very good friend and real good with cars as well." Julie says "Micheal, what on earth on you talking about and that never entered my mind as well but you know you have a point there and if it's true what a funny way of revenge on somebody I wonder who which accomplise did that to him now." Jason says "And yes it was me, well I only did that to him because he did the samething to my little sister and she was never the same afterwards actually she got to be in wheelchair the rest of her life." Julie says "How come you didn't go the law about it Jason?" Jason says "Oh ya, me go the cops I'm a career criminal myself there going to believe about this but I took care it myself and I'm ready to testify about Xavier in Court when his trial comes up." Jamie says "Oh man, I thought You had some kind of agenda when you was with us and one question was you was planning on letting Julie go when he passed out as well." Jason says "Well yes, it was terrible what he did twenty years ago and she had been through alot and I wanted to help as well." Cue Anyone

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Bo says "Thanks Jolene and your way prettier than your cousin you know what I wish you would come and visit Hazzard sometime." Cue Bo's Crush

Reba looks at her father and he his cellphone is ringing and she says "Dad, what's wrong right now you look upset." Cue dukesrule2000

Julie says "Well Lizzy, you know doesn't it scare that he could get away with doing that so many woman and did you say that a woman died. Hey I remember Cindy Crenshaw she was one of the popular girls at school she was a Cheerleader and on the yearbook staff as well. In fact, she gave he a great big hug when she found out what happened twenty years ago." Xavier says "Excuse Ms. but I don't remember nothing not even ten months ago and not even names like you just said." Jason says "Hey Sheriff is you want Xavier's real name why don't you check out his old Mercedes his real name is on the regristation and there's all kind of stuff in the trunk you might want to check out now." Jamie says "Oh he's gonna kill you when he remembers what he did and that you just said that right there." Julie says "Hello Brian, thanks you for taking care of Xavier for me and thank you to everybody that help me out as well." Micheal walks in a little behind Cooter, Lizzy and Brian and he hears what happened to Cindy Crenshaw and he remembers that he had seen somebody did that Bonnie one night, but it was good thing he was with her because he gave her a ride home in Kitt that night and the guy never came around he never catch to her. He had to get back right away, and Devon called a docter and he found out what happened. Julie sees Micheal and says "Hey there, how's is everything I just heard what happened to Cindy and you know what she was there for me and now she is gone. We was both by the same guy it's so sad and now his buddy just ratted him out." Micheal says "Somebody dropped something my friend Bonnie's drink but I was at the bar with her and that guy never did get very far, but I never did catch up with him as well. She sure was lucky that I could do something. Come to think about Julie how's is your life going and is this little Angelena why she's all grown up and such a lady now." cue Anyone

Micheal says "Buddy, keeps your ears on and I am going into to see the guys that kidnapped Julie twice and date-raped and who knows what else to how many other woman. You know I what you are thinking that maybe she wouldn't but I haven't seen her in the longest time." Kitt says "Oh Micheal, the lady with Green Dodge Charger is coming up as well and she is watching you to talk to me as well as long is a certain Brian Coltrane as well. Were getting a quite a audience they probaly all think your crazy right now I'll talk to you later." Just then a Black Impala pulls up to where the Courthouse is at as well and he is watching this guy having a conversation with his car. At the Jail Julie see's Lizzy and she is looks visibly upset seeing the three guys in jail and she says "Listen excuse it okay they will pay for what they did I'm Julie Duke and this is my daughter Angelena and who are you again." Balladeer: I don't know about y'll but does everybody have conversations with their cars out in California or is just me now. cue Anyone

Happy St. Patricks Day to everybody on the board.

Back at the Farm, it seems that Jesse Duke is reassuring Mr. and Mrs. Tropicana that Julie will be okay but right now he was worried right now. He was just saying the words but hiding his true feelings right now about what is going on, he was know her since she was born and now she is missing and what if he lost her forever he would never get over this loss. He doesn't know how the Tropicana's or her brothers would ever get over a loss like that.

Back In Columbus Congressman Julien Tropicana is frantic to get ahold of his granddaughter and he wants the guy that did that to his granddaughter caught. Back at The Jail Julie's cellphone rings and she says "Excuse me everybody but I got to take this call it's Grandpa Tropicana and he's probaly thinks I'm dead right now." Julien gets the answer and says "So your okay, and did you ever get over that crush on Brian Coltrane you know Bo thinks it was him." Julie says "Oh Grandpa, I'm okay and it wasn't Brian is was his cousin Xavier Coltrane and the Sheriff has him in jail and Brian hit with upside the head with a shovel from what the they tell me and Angelena got into Universtity of North Carolina and she got perfect test scores on the college extrance exams and now Xavier is trying to act like he don't remember anything at all." cue Anyone

Balladeer: Hey Bo and Jesse you might want to hurry up and what about your grandparents somebody ought to tell them what's going on right now? Cue Bo's Crush

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Reba says "Wait a minute Dad, so Mom told you that she never wanted me and called me a brat and Rose is actually alive that makes more reason for he not to like J.R. Ewing why did he do those things to Aunt Kathy and Uncle Luke it's not very fair. You know what Dad, as I'm concerned Mom can stay at Southfork I don't ever want to see her again she don't deserve a duaghter like me or any of the five kids she had. Why did she have three boys after me if she didn't even want me! Oh god, this isn't fair how do I explain to my kids about their Grandma being alive but thanks goodness I never will have to because to me she is dead." Cue Dukesrule2000

Micheal was on his way when he heard Cooter's message to Lizzy and he was going the speed limit and had the top down he wasn't really expecting trouble right now. He wanted to see his son and Julie again he was going to ask her if she wanted to go out with him they been friends for years now. Cue Anyone