Julieduke

I can't wait to see the pictures now.

Jesse says "Well Julie didn't die as a newborn and she isn't dying today you one thing I know about your granddaughter she is way too stubborn to just give up. Believe me I've tried talking her out of things and it doesn't work at all." Cue Bo's Crush

Julie walks up to Lizzy,and says " I think I know how my Grandma Tropicana felt when my mother died along my father. You know the hardest thing Lizzy was watching my Grandfather at my Grandmother's funeral it was like a part of him was gone. I cried for days after that funeral and it seemed that the one you don't think that will effect does the most. I don't know what I would do if my one of brothers was to pass on Bo has always been there for me and since I've got to know Jesse well he's so nice as well. Have you seen Lt. Morrison in town anywhere I been wandering when I would get a lecture from him about what about happened at the Boars Nest now." cue Lizzy Jackson-Davenport or anyone

Civil War

You Might be a Redneck if You know the entire cast of Dukes of Hazzard but your Congressman. Can Anybody recall who their local Sheriff, Congressman and Senator for their town or whatever is. I'll go first my local county Sheriff is I think right now because I haven't heard the election results yet about Sheriff is Sheriff McFaul. And my Congress man is Dennis Kuccinch perhaps you heard of him he ran for President for a short while.

Julie says "Angelena you know I'm expecting Lt. Morrison to come to Hazzard anytime now but you know what I'm not really looking forward to seeing him so after we visit with Mz. Tizdale I want you to meet the next nicest lady in the county Mrs. Lulu Hogg she is the wife of the County Commisioner." Mike says "Oh listen Julie, my dad wants to catch up with me for a while and besides he wants to compare cars as well and that sort of thing." Cue Anybody

Hey Brian, would you let either one of them park your car?

1. According to one episode Luke was a Sargent in the Marines.

The young woman named Chloe, and seen the Sheriff and she says "I don't know what kind of help I'm going to be Sheriff but it's just everything happened so fast and I didn't even know he put something in my drink. I feel so vulnerable right now like I'm in control of nothing right now." Her father says "It's Okay Chloe, we all know that your doing your best and everybody here in this little county knows what kind of lady of you are and that somebody took advantage of you." cue Anybody

Julie says "Angelena we ought to do what the Sheriff says and don't worry she'll Be okay eventually and Lizzy just lost her best friend and it's finally hit her now. Kind of like the way I felt when I lost my Grandma Tropicana, honey she was the closest the thing to a mother I ever had you know that Mz. Tizdale was so nice. I was thinking do you want to go and meet her she is so nice and she taught me everything she knew about the post office in one summer as I working for her. And honey after that I think I will show you the Hazzard Car Wash if Mike, would give the two of us a ride but I was thinking I might want to explain the correct things to say around here and to whom okay." cue Anybody

Thank You, Thank You Very Much.

You have a picture of that cake.

Balladeer: She is a pretty little thing, how could anybody do that do her and her father don't look to happy about what just happened to his daughter now.

Just then, a woman comes in the police station and she is visibly shaken and her father is right there with her for support. And she says "Excuse me, can I talk to the Sheriff please I think somebody slipped something in my drink last night and took advantage of me because the last thing I remember was going into the Boar's Nest and that's it." Julie says "Wow, last night it happened I'm sorry about that happening but you know they got a suspect that did that very samething to other woman including me twenty years ago." cue Anyone

Julie says "Cooter is Lizzy going to be okay, I was just explaining everything you know does anybody know where Lt. Morrison is at right now. Cooter I'm on vacation right now I not exactly on the job to begin with and all this happens you know what this reminds of days of old in Hazzard. When everything was going peacefully and something happens, oh still remember when Daisy was kidnapped by the Beaudry's and before she had the fight with Bo and Luke after they was snooping after her date. I guess I'm not the only that they was being protective of then." Cue Lizzy Jackson-Davenport or Anyone

Actor's

Clark says "Well Reba, I've had with my biological father he did so many things that you wouldn't understand, and it's not as bad as the Ewing's and your Momma but it's pretty close." cue anyone

Julie says "Listen, I can't exactly just do something without checking with Lt. Morrison he is my boss in Atlanta and this is Hazzard in case you have forgotten. I'm kind of out of my jurisidication right now. What would the Sheriff say if I just barged in and took over his investigation it's just not right Lizzy? Do you how much trouble I would be from the Altanta Police department you need a warrent to get DNA I guess you didn't know that as well. And I don't want IAB investigating now and what if I was to lose my job over not following protocal. You know, that Atlanta will probaly want the DNA of my daughter as well if they want to back anything up now." cue anyone

Micheal says "Well Julie, I missed you too but what was that you liked about it couldn't been just had been my car there had been something else you once said you would tell me but you never did." Cue Anyone

Faygo

No, but she sent me home because they didn't find it as funny but they probaly laughed later but nobody went wearing the Mac Sauce unless the bought a sandwich and it spilled. Here's one my little brother did, well he was testing the tarter sauce gun and he see's if the trigger is working and he had it angled quite a bit and this girl named Rachel was working on fries and he accidently squeezed the trigger and a drop of tarter landed on her shoulder. Doug says this was a accident but what does everybody think of that one right there. lol.

Reba says "Clark, you know there is just so much you can take from some people and I think I'm at my limit from my mother and the Ewings. First she's dead and then she's alive and then she is dead and now she is alive and doing fine at Southfork I've had it with her she is dead to me." cue Dukesrule2000