Julieduke

Micheal is there and he says "Cooter, don't be to hard on Angel! Why I have wrecked Kitt in more ways to Sunday and everytime I bring it back to Bonnie she gives me the same look that you gave Angel. Why one time I tried to take on Goliath Nose to Nose and flipped my car and managed to get the Kitt barely and I was hurt and well Bonnie wasn't too pleased when she seen what I did to the car." Julie says "Micheal, oh come on leave it alone now I know why Angel likes you so much your just alike and please don't flip my car when you drive it or I think Cooter will be mad at you. Along with me as well." Micheal says "Well, listen I know I don't got the greatest driving skill but it's enough and besides that's alot of horsepower for a girl to handle what she needs is a Yugo that's a four cylinder and what could happen then." Bo says "You should've seen Daisy running after Luke and Me when we I drove it off you her little yellow car. She was so mad at me, it took a while before she cooled down and don't worry Cooter will have it tip top running condition." Angel says "Uncle Jesse, can I borrow your truck I need to go into town everybody is yelling at me all of sudden and besides I just want to go for a drive. Mom has that look, like she's about to yell at me and everybody thinks I'm the worst driver in the entire state of Georgia right now." Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport

Angel says "Well thanks for that, but just so you know it wasn't my fault Uncle Cooter and what did I do that was so terrible in the first place." Julie is holding Buford's leash and Bo bring's out Velcro in her Pet Taxi and he hands it to Angel and she says "Thanks Uncle Bo, but why is Uncle Cooter so darn fired mad at me and what does the mean when the car sputter and dies on ya." Julie says "Okay Buford, so ahead you have to go don't you well find a good spot okay and don't disturb anybody in the barn they won't appreciate you like me to okay." Angel pulls Velcro out of the Pet Taxi and shes purring to her and acting all friendly. Bo says "That isn't the way she acted toward us back at the house why she didn't even want to come out why this cat loves me." Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport or Emy-Rae Duke P.S. Emy-Rae welcome to the story.

D. Uncle Jesse's Truck

Black Velvet

Okay, I think you'll have a really fun time but there's a but of warning there is post that will have you laughing thow.

Too bad they never recorded something for radio play.

Micheal says "Don't be so hard on Angel, Julie she's just a kid that is still learning I'm sure I can show her how to drive fast without messing up a trannie." Angel says "You would let me drive Kitt then, oh thank You very much you know how much this means to me. Uncle Bo, let me drive the General Lee and he didn't say nothing about my driving yesterday." Julie says "He was being polite and beside the the General is great condition anyways as well what could've went wrong." Micheal says "Don't say that, just say that okay there is lots that go wrong and your just jinxing your brother with the statement. I remember I thought I had the perfect plan for disabling Goliath and yes that what he calls that truck. Well, I took my plan and Nose to nose with truck. Well, I ended up flipping Kitt and messing it up more than you can imagine. You should've seen the look on Bonnie's face when I brought it back to the Semi, she was so mad because she had to fix Kitt." Just then the radio that was in the barn starts playing Neal McCoy's "Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye" Kiss me each morning for a million years Hold me each evening by your side Tell me you love me for a million years Then if it don't work out If it don't work out Then you can tell me goodbye Sweeten my coffee with a morning kiss Soften my dreams with your sigh Tell me you love me for a million years Then if don't work out If it don't work out Then you can tell me goodbye If it don't work out If it don't work out Then you can tell my goodbye If you must go I won't grieve If you wait a lifetime Before you leave But if you must go I won't tell you no Tell me you love me for a million years Then if it don't work out If it don't work out Then You can tell me goodbye Song Ends and Angel says "Mom, that song is beautiful I seen the way you was looking at Micheal you two really care for each." Julie says "Well ya, Angel that song really gets to me that's all it was played at my prom as the last song. And the date, I had was really special and well it didn't work out and I just don't want to talk about okay." Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport

Well I think I stumped some people so I give everybody the answer to my Duke or Duke here and it's Denver Pyle he was in on the last seasons and Colleen Camp she was the very first one to play Kristen Sheperd but she was after Bobby Ewing.

Micheal says "Say what, I got no brothers twins or not and maybe we shouldn't be discussing this out here Angel and Julie. And your brother and cousin and Cooter is picking your car and he's looking at as well." Julie says "Angelena Brianna Duke, one quick question here what in the hell did you do to my car and please tell you can drive fast?" Angel says "But Mom, that guy in the truck if I would've slowdown he was gaining and gaining and I had to go faster but I heard this grinding noise when I driving around." Julie says "Oh thanks, you're tearing up the trannie while you was driving oh I thought you knew how to drive now." Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport

Back In Smallville Reba says "Okay, I will settle this between me and Billy Bob myself, you know Clark I know that look you've done that too many times to me. You think I'm little girl and I need your protection but in case you forgotten did you know what I did John Ross's car back in Hazzard." Clark says "No, but what he's got some guys in his car and they surprize you all to heck what would you do?" Reba says "Listen Clark, there is enough family here that if something went wrong they would come and bail me out." Cue dukesrule2000

Back In Smallville, Barbie Ewing and Lex Luthor is getting everything and she gets the mail in and it's invitation to Ewing Oil Ball and she says "Oh Lex, you want to rock the world of your ex-wife and everybody else as well including that uppity brother-in-law Adam Duke who doesn't want his rich family, which is mine. You he's actually my cousin and I just want to see his reaction when I walk in the one man he can't stand in life." Lex says "Okay, and I bet Clark and Lana will be there as well you know the Daily Planet who be able to resist covering the story. And Lana, Chloe and Clark will be there just Smalltown girls and this will be a big deal." Barbie says "You know, Lex I bet Lana is sore at for stealing her husband from what I hear he still hasn't gotten over his ex-wife yet. I won't miss this for anything, especially when I tell them Daddy, Uncle Bobby and my brother was paroled and no kind of restrictions it great what a little money thrown around will do the Georgia State Prison systems and Parole board as well." Lex says "Ya, I don't want to miss when J.R., Bobby and John Ross come in to the Ball and the Dukes are just looking as well." Cue dukesrule2000

Julie Duke had heard Lori's broadcast and she says "Oh geez, how is he doing anybody know I'm heading for Tri-County Hospital right now anyways." Cue LoriDavenport or Kay Darleen Duke or Jessi Duke

Bo says "Okay, well I know were just gonna hear Velcro over the radio now and she is really looking like she's due anyday now. I know, that kind of proves she has been racing with the Julie's but one thing the dents also backs up the story about the truck as well." Back At The Duke Farm, Micheal had arrived and he looked around and says "Where's Bo and Luke at right now and what's going on right now." Julie walks out of the barn with a basket of eggs and says "Well, did you know a Garthe Knight has been chasing my daughter allover Atlanta and denting my car up as well. And my brother and cousin along with Cooter went to pick up my car, dog and Cat as well." Angel see's Micheal as well and says "Hey there stranger, it's so good to see a friendly face oh by the way is Garthe Knight your twin brother he looks just like you." cue LizzyJackson-Davenport

Velcro sits and looks and starts talking to Cooter and he opens the door and she walks right in and it seems there was her waterbowl right near by as well. Bo see's Cooter carrying Velcro in her Pet Taxi and he says "Luke, that cat didn't like neither one of us here and take a look at this bumper it looks like a Eightwheeler had rammed her just like Angel had told us back in Hazzard." Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport

Velcro come right to Cooter and starts kissing him and she see's Luke come down and hiss's at him. Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport

Bo says "Okay, but Buford has a little bit of gas right now well I could treat this car with kids gloves and have Buford ride with me and the windows down right now. You know Cooter, do you think this damage could've happened when the guy in the eighteen wheeler was chasing her it does look the bumper has been hit a few times here. And good Buford you cute little puppy but I wish there was cologne for dogs thow." Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport P.S. Good Post, I take you had that kind of situation before then with dogs. I once had cat with gas but was sitting on my brothers lab at the time.

Cooter

What are you doing today? Want to join me and LizzyJackson-Davenport on Jump In My Car?

Bo says "Okay, Buford needs to go outside anyways I think he has gas here. He's definetly riding with Cooter now." Bo walks out with Buford and lets him walk around the yard and see's Cooter in the garage with Julie's car and says "Will he live, so what's the damage it seems that Luke's have girl trouble right now. I think Velcro would give Rosco a hardtime she's good I think she playing hide and seek with Luke right now." Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport