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Wait a minute I did ride in a Charger , and 80's Charger back on the first day of my Freshman year of High School.

Well, my Uncle told me how Boss is little crooked Luke and I am honest. I think it's about time somebody give him a parking ticket or speeding ticket, and the whole time I have been in Hazzerd his Taillight has broke but Enos or my Uncle doesn't notice. Well, I don't how he'll feel about getting tickets but he isn't above the law himself. Besides I can't wait to tell Bo and later I'll tell Jason, Josh and Julie and Ross and Daisy and whoever else wants to know about. Micheal says"That I think I will tell Kathy, Jessica and Bo when we see them this best thing I have ever decided to do. Besides I tried to forget about the Border Patrol for the time I have been here I have see things overed looked here. Did you know there was a drunk driver that almost ran me off the road day before we left, and I was thinking maybe there ought to be sobriety check points all the big cities have them why not in Hazzerd. There everywhere in California they very effective in the state and they would work great at home." Cue anybody

Anybody watch Dancing with The Stars Dance-off didn't anybody catch what Kelly Monaco's charity was . The Bush-Clinton Katrina Fund.

that is funny name for a Hurricane right there. Hurricane Stan, what is he going to do mess up the paper work at the office. No more Hurricanes there is a great idea.

Rita is coming by the Gulf Coast and to Galveston, Texas and Houston. I wonder what other names they have for Hurricanes. A friend was telling me about Hurricane Phillpe but apparent he didn't do any major damage.

I am in Cleveland, Ohio home of the Indains.

I like how she has Enos running for all that food.

Micheal and Luke was walking back to Judd's room and Micheal tells Luke he something to tell him. Micheal says "Well, when we get back I finally give Uncle Rosco a answer on what he asked me before we left Hazzerd. And I have finally decided that yes I wil joining the Hazzerd County Sheriff's Department. The only thing when he had said it he told that I would training with Enos, and told him that training would be kind of useless seeing how I was with Border Patrol. Amd Besides now Jessica won't worry so much when I am on the job Luke." Luke said "Well, I don't know what to say about that but if that what you want to do so be it." Micheal said "Thanks on that, but how do you think Bo is going to take all this about this right here." Cue Anybody

I don't remember this episode , but it sounds funny thow.

Lets see Rosco is visiting Ross and checking on the Velvet and the puppies. Julie can't cook and she almost burned down the kitchen when she did in Cleveland. Daisy back for a while , good thing for Jason and Josh. Their is something go on between Josh and Rebecca Lynn.

Jason and Josh was on their way back to the farm, and Josh was concerned about the way that guy was watching Rebecca. Josh decides he was going to talk to Rebecca on the cb and he says on the mike "Breaker One, Breaker One Fireball calling Brunette Angel you got your ears on." Jason is wandering if Rebecca was going to realize that he was talking to her on the cb. Jason had asked Josh does she have a cb in her Trans Am. Josh says "Ya, I had seen one in her car at the Boars Nest Jason." Not five minutes later they hear on the cb " Breaker One, Breaker One this Brunette Angel calling Fireball you got your ears on." Josh goes back on with "Breaker One, Breaker One Brunette Angel who was the guy watching back at the Boars Nest." Rebecca came back with "Breaker One,Breaker One Fireball that was my ex-boyfriend and he refuses to believe that it was over when I had broke up with him in Joshua Tree and he has followed me to Hazzerd." Meanwhile back at the farm Daisy tells Luke that great about your the baby, Ross tells me that his mother is having twins. Cue Anybody

Daisy said "I thought I would come to visit you a while, and how is everybody doing. By the way Velvet's puppies are adorable , I had seen little Boss in the litter he looks just like Boss. How did that happen . The only he needs is a hat, boots and a Caddy Luke. Josh was telling me that Elvis got in the Thunderbird program is that what I think he is talking about not the car right. Did you know that Julie can't cook and she almost burned the kitchen at her parents house making Macroni and Cheese. It sure is good thing that came by for a visit and Josh is crazy about Rebecca Lynn Smith and he says that she is Rosco's daughter and that she is from Joshua Tree, California from what he says. So how is Judd doing right now and how Kathy and Jessica as well." Julie had walked in the room asked who was on the phone Daisy, and Daisy told one minute Julie it's Luke calling and I just told him that you can't cook. Julie had said "I thought you was keeping that a secret Daisy." Oh, can talk to Luke for a little bit I got tell him about something important." Daisy says to Luke that Julie wants to talk to you a minute besides somebody's at the door anyways right now. Luke tells Daisy okay, and she hands the phone to Julie and they start talking at that minuete. Daisy answers the door and it Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane walks in and is just talking with Ross in the kitchen. Ross tells his Uncle about Julie not being a good cook and that, Daisy said she'll cook. Ross said "Jason said that Julie nearly burned down the kitchen at her parents house in Cleveland,Ohio. Cue anybody

What is the safest place in a Tornado? Where? Browns Stadium Why? There is never a Touchdown. Let me Know what you think of the Joke.

Hey true story here, my co-worker Mike knows the lyrics to the Good Old Boys word for word including the third verse.

This is a start of pretty peaceful night, and everything is perfect in Hazzerd. Daisy had came to see that everything was okay at the Duke Farm. She had heard plenty about this Rebecca Lynn and that she was the Sheriff's daughter. Josh didn't see the conflict in this right here, he was crazy in love in her. At the Boars Nest Rebecca Lynn is working and she sees somebody that she knows from Joshua Tree, and it's her ex-boyfriend Jay J. Kool and he must've followed her here. Now folks Jay is a soul searcher and he is 30 years old and he has the wild looking yellow and purple jeep with a one of the rv trailers on the back of it. He has been in twenty-eight different trailer parks in the past two years, he feels that as soon to many poeple know who he is he is gone and that is what he has doing for the five years now. Jay J. Kool walks in the Boars Nest and sees that Rebecca Lynn Smith was there working and she had her Pontiac here as well, he had wondered if she had talked to father yet. But she had told him the last time he had talked her that it was none of his business what she was doing these days. Rebecca Lynn sees Jay and she walks away, and decides to go take his order because she don't want to get fired just yet. She starts to talk to him and they are just talking and she tells again that isn't any of his business what she is doing right now. Rebecca Lynn notices that Josh and Jason Duke walk in as well she was looking forward to talking to Josh after dealing with Jay he didn't realize what was between them was over with. Rebecca Lynn gets Jay his order and comes back to get Josh and Jason's order now, and Josh was asking who is that guy you was talking to. She tells him that he is her ex-boyfriend that followed her from Joshua Tree, and Jason asked if it was true that the Sheriff was her father , and that she could tell him about Jay maybe he'll do something about what's going on. Rebecca Lynn says that he more mad about me talking to you right now, and for some reason Boss says that you Dukes are no good as well. Jay had noticed that Rebecca Lynn was talking to those two guys over there ans that had made him mad, what did that girl think she was doing flirting right in front of him. She has some nerve , she had wanted to break-up but he didn't think it was the right thing to do right now. Cue Anybody

Balladeer: Daisy here in Hazzerd to rescue Jason and Josh from there sister's cooking. She didn't know about what happened to Ross, and what happened to Judd. You know I think Luke is planning on call the farm is he going to be surprized when Daisy answer's the phone. The puppies sure are cute aren't they folks oh sorry you can't see them yet, Velvet has them hidden. And Daisy just found out about Rosco's daughter Rebecca Lynn that Josh as a crush on that he just keeps telling everybody , he has been acting strange hasn't me. He is standing right behind Maundine I hope he moves out of the way pretty soon or he is going to be quite sore.

Daisy said "You sure do know alot about Rebecca Lynn, does she know who you are Josh yet." Josh had said "Oh ya, she knows why does that concern this right here. Besides Jason had brought that up as well." Julie was teasing Josh with Rebecca Lynn and Josh sitting in tree song and getting on his nerves by now. Daisy and Ross went and checked on the puppies in the barn, and he had explained the last time he had done this he was snatched by Jones boys. In which Hughie Hogg was kinda of involved and everything worked out okay, but Tina distracted Simon and Floyd so everything went smoothly. Daisy did hear about this from Bo, Luke or Micheal and Jason, Josh and Julie didn't tell her as well. Daisy said "That the little white puppy looks like Boss Hogg all he needs is boots and hat and a Caddy." Ross said "Uncle Bo said the very same thing about the white puppy and it was funny, but one thing don't understand what are you talkin' about Aunt Daisy." Cue Anybody

Now a nurse with Rebecca Lynn came into Luke's hosptial room and she had seen everybody there and they all noticed she was there and they notice that was holding something. Bo didn't remember no nurse at the hospital with name of Rebecca Lynn, and he is wandering and she come up to hm. Rebecca Lynn says " Bo, don't you remember me I used to live at the orphanage but you used to call me Becky then and you used to tease me then." Bo says " Sorry , but I don't remember you Rebecca Lynn. cue Anybody Who is this Rebecca Lynn gal that just came in?

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Excuse Me Josh did you say that the Sheriff was her father, and you still like Rebecca Lynn. Don't you see a little bit a conflict here, because I'm pretty sure I see it. Josh had said "You always do this, what is it now you like as well . Can't you just see that you had a chance with Tina when she was here and she did seem liked she like You." Jason said "That was different Josh, and you wouldn't understand besides that was Kathy's sister and everything. Besides why didn't you talk to Frankie when she was here then." Josh said "She was on business and everything, you know how it is she was basically a cop and that wouldn't worked out in the long run." Julie had came to where her brother to see Daisy pull in and she gets there attention and they go see how Daisy is. Ross sees Daisy first and he is telling her about Velvet's puppies and she ask him where is the General and where is everybody at. Ross said " Aunt Kathy got a phone call about something concerning Uncle Judd and Uncle Luke, Aunt Kathy, Uncle Bo and my parents went to New York to go and see what was wrong with Uncle Judd. Oh ya, Uncle Bo has the General parked at the Airport parking lot and he has the keys with him right not. Daisy said "Then who is taking care of you Ross?" Jason said "He, Josh and Julie and looking after Velvet and the puppies and the farm as well." Daisy asked if they minded if she had stayed while they were gone and Jason says my sister is cooking and we don't know about her cooking at all. But we know your a good cook so we was wandering maybe you could give our sister some tips. Julie says "That's not fair, Jason and besides that what happened at home could've happened to anybody." Daisy asked Jason what happened in Cleveland that Julie was talking about just now. Jason said "She nearly burned down our kitchen making Macroni and cheese, and it was a box kit the easy one you could make." Josh said "Oh man, we had to clean the kitchen all night afterwards you should've seen the mess Daisy." Ross says you didn't tell Uncle Luke about this right here, and anybody else about it. Josh had said and Jason is making a big deal because I like Rebecca Lyn and that she is daughter of Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane and that he didn't know that he had. Daisy was wandering who was Rebecca Lynn and he never heard about the Sheriff having kids before and she wandering whehn did she come around. Josh had said "Ms. Rebecca Lynn Smith is from Joshua Tree, California and from when I was talking to her last she loves driving her Trans Am GTA on Route 66, you see she was raised in Joshua Tree and she didn't know who her father until her mother was real sick and before she had died she given her this picture of the Sheriff and her mother and said he was her father. Oh ya, she works at the Boars Nest right now and that she is my brunette Angel right now." Cue Anybody D

Josh was walking around the farm and he was singing 'Oh, Rebecca Lynn what beauty such as you doing in a place like this. Oh, Rebecca Lynn I am so glad you decided to come to Hazzerd. Oh , Rebecca Lynn, Oh, Rebecca Lynn." Jason hears his brother singing the lyrics he had made up and for fund decided to add a few of his own. "Oh, Rebecca Lynn you got my brother distracted pretty bad, Oh , Rebecca Lynn." Josh had heard his brother singing and said " That's not funny Jason, and she is something even when I found that her father is the Sheriff." Jason said "What did You say Josh?" Josh said " It's simple after she had fainted and when she coming around again and I had heard her say that the good Sheriff was her father." Cue AnyBody

Jason couldn't believe that Bo didn't trust around the General Lee, he was a pretty fair driver. Josh knew why he didn't trust because of the practical joke that him and Micheal pulled on him with his car. Jason asked Josh before they had left did he still have his tape of his truck back firing around anymore. Josh said "Sure, but why are you asking and handed the tape player to Jason and he hid behind the barn and played after Bo had starte duo the General." Cue Anybody

Ross said "This will be fun Uncle Jason and Uncle Josh and Aunt Julie, a whole week with my parents." Rebecca was at Rosco's place and talking to him about her life, he still couldn't believe this right here. He was asking what her like was like without him in it and she said that just the usual stuff that went on in Joshua Tree. California. Rebecca had said "That when you had said you was I was looking well I couldn't believe that's all. Cue Anybody

Rebecca had gotten done talking to Josh, and she a little distracted and accidently walks right into the Sheriff and spills a beer right on his uniform. She had seen his name tag and she looked again. And then she just walked away and he was upset at her and asked by the bar how can she not seen him. Rebecca said "I am looking for Rosco P. Coltrane , and she said do you happen to know him." Rosco said "That's me, Rebecca." After that she had just fainted and Josh was looking and asked Jason I wander what got over Rebecca. Jason said "Ain't she a little too young for Rosco, Josh." Cue Anybody

Micheal had seen that his cousin was puzzled what state Joshua Tree was in and him Jessica was dancing to the Dance and he figured he tell Josh sooner or later on where she was from. Micheal didn't tell this to anybody but that barmaid sure did look like his Uncle he had wandered about that right there. Jessica had asked Micheal what is bothering you right now honey, and Micheal had said that Rebecca over looks like she could be my Uncle's daughter but he doesn't have any kids. Jessica said "Maybe , he doesn't know about her right now and her mother just kept it a secret like your mother didn't tell your dad about you." Cue Anybody