Everything posted by bethie88
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Great Utterances from Rosco P. Coltrane
"No more hot persuit, Velvet Ears."
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What do you drive?
'Scuse me... That's a 1992... And it doesn't look good anymore... I wrecked it 3 weeks after getting it painted. *smacks forehead*
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I'm a Danged Fool
Bo and Daisy took Dixie back to the farm with them at her request. Both of them were just glad that Rosco hadn't shown up earlier and caught Dixie with Luke's beer bottle. Beth and Uncle Jesse heard the General's powerful engine in the driveway. Beth was up and headed toward the front door before she even had time to know what she was doing. She knew something was up. It was instinct. She saw Bo, Daisy, and Dixie headed toward the house and knew that there had to be a reason Luke wasn't with them. She met Bo on the porch and asked, "Where's Luke?" "He's payin' Rosco an overnight visit," Bo said softly, trying to keep Dixie calm. "Come on in, and I'll tell ya about it. First we need to get Dixie settled in." Beth nodded silently, taking Bo's hand and walking inside. Daisy volunteered to go to bed, mostly to keep Dixie from staying up and worrying about Luke. Dixie followed Daisy to her room. Bo told Beth, "Go on to bed. I'll be there in a little while, and we can talk then." Beth nodded, knowing that Bo needed to talk to Jesse. Cue Dixie
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HAZZARD HATE LIST:MOST ANNOYING CHARACTERS ON DOH
I hated Amy and Frankie in "Luke's Love Story" I also hated Diane in "Carnival of Thrills" Oh, how I hated her!
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NASCAR season 2005.....
I totally agree with Darrell! Darlington is the home of the Labor Day weekend race, and NASCAR has gone completely nuts. Now, it's not about the racing or the fans. It's about the money. Sponsors and race tracks... NASCAR was better before Nextel took over.
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Denver can't shuffle a deck of cards
Mm-hmm... Too young and sexxy to be Boss's
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Let's make our own Dukes soundtarck - HazzardNet style
"Midnight Show" by The Killers "Pickin' Wildflowers" by Keith Anderson "Where the Blacktop Ends" by Keith Urban
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Favorite Quotes???
Enos: [Talking about the robot Boss replaced Rosco with] I ain't gonna let him call me 'dipstick' sheriff.
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In the Beginning...
Austin was much happier, and so he decided to join in on teasing Jesse. "Sorry I didn't get hurt when Anna was at Doc's, Jesse," he said slyly. "I don't know what you mean, Austin Hunter Duke, but I do know that you may be 19, but I can still whip you good." Austin shrugged. Jesse was always threatening a "whipping," but he wouldn't whip a grown man. Austin grinned. "Just cause Jesse's in love, he's gonna whip me." He almost started laughing, but a stern look from Jesse set him straight. He shrugged. "Whatever you say, Jess."
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Why Do You Love Bo Duke?
Sounds like a god explanation to me!
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Dierks Bentley
Here's the lyrics... Artist: Dierks Bentley Album: Modern Day Drifter Title: Cab Of My Truck Cracked windshield Crumpled up cans and a beat up bag of red man chew Fix a flat, jonny cash box set Half a dozen parking ickets that I aint paid yet Litten on that long bed seat I got my shot gun girl right next to me [CHORUS:] Four wheel turnin Two hearts burnin We go runnin wild Gonna make a million Memories for every hundred Thousand miles Learnin everything I'll ever need To know about life and love In the cab of my truck Sliden rear Back window So it's an easy reach to where my cooler keeps em iced down cold Roll of duck tape, W D 40 Ain't nothin too loose or licked too tight for a man like me Yeah, I might take it slow 30 through town On a back dirt road Girl I put the hammer down [CHORUS] Down by the river, two bodies in the glow of the radio dial Gonna make a million memories for every hundred thousand miles I'm learnin everything we'll ever need to know about life and love In the cab of my truck In the cab of my truck Man I can't find anything in this truck Oh, what's this? a little white tank top Get out of my way Cadilac, big white's comin through
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Why Do You Love Bo Duke?
lol. That look on his face when he's mad. *growls* He is soooo hot!
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How tall are the DoH cast members?
I heard Cathy was 5'9"
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Why Do You Love Bo Duke?
But being reminded melts me again... lol. Those eyes, man... when God made those eyes, he was pickin' on me!
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Why Do You Love Bo Duke?
Ah... the beautiful blue eyes... make me melt, why dontcha!
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Why Do You Love Bo Duke?
Oh the sexxy hands! lol.
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New generation of Dukes fans...
I'm 17, and I know better... Everybody knows that John Schneider's sexxiness will never be matched!
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the seats
Hm... never thought of that...
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Why Do You Love Bo Duke?
Oh, Bo! *sighs*
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New generation of Dukes fans...
My daddy's friend has a 2 year old nephew who says things like, "This is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltraine!" And "Rosco was chasin' them boys, and they went, 'Yeeehaaa!'" lol... He also does the Rosco laugh. lol.
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What are you listening to???
"Come a Little Closer" and "Cab of My Truck" by Dierks Bentley!
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In the Beginning...
Austin nodded, feeling better already. "Yessir!" he said, trying to smile, but failing, because it kinda hurt. Doc told Jesse that he'd settle with him later on the bill, and the brothers stepped outside, just in time to see Madison coming around the corner, and Bo driving Black Tilly way too fast. Jesse shook his head. "Them dang cars is gonna be the death of this family!" Madison walked over to them and said, "Austin, Dan, you two OK?" Austin nodded, feeling much better since Doc had told him he'd heal up OK. Dan also nodded. His burns weren't that bad, but they were going to make working the farm difficult. He put his arm around Austin and said, "Come on, y'all. Let's go home."
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In The Beginning... (Notes/Feedback)
lol! Going to join, methinks... But should Austin be played by John Schneider or someone else... I don't know...
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I'm a Danged Fool
"Da--it," Bo moaned as Luke straightened up. "What's goin' on here?" Rosco asked, holding his pistol on them. "Uh... Nothin', Rosco," Luke said. "Ralph and me was just havin' us a little... discussion of sorts..." Rosco turned to Ralph, "Is that what it is?" Ralph was in no hurry to spend a night in jail, but he wasn't ready to let Luke off so easy either. After a moment of indecision, he said, "........ Cue Dixie
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I'm a Danged Fool
Ralph replied by punching Luke right in the jaw. "Is THAT cute enough for ya, Duke?" Ralph yelled. Luke tossed his beer bottle aside, saying, "Listen, Ralph... I don't wanna fight... Not here and now especially." "Why, you scared to have your @$$ kicked in front of your newest little challenge?" he sneered, gesturing toward Dixie. That was enough of that. Luke hauled off and punched Ralph, the other man's nose spurting blood. "That's enough, Ralph," he said, trying to calm down. Ralph still wasn't ready to quit. "I'll say when it's enough," he said. When he came back at Luke, the dark haired man was waiting for him. Cue Dixie