AlexJackson

so when is the party going to be? and what time?

He'd look like Santa Claus and use it to break into people's houses like the Grinch and steal their presents and dinner!! *bursts out laughing*

Hey good idea! If you gave Daisy a free weekend in Atlanta with Enos...

Then I guess he wouldnt have a good time then huh? *laughs*

*bursts out laughing, clearing throat* okay okay okay... Seriously, if Rosco had a pension...He and Flash would probably go someplace warm, like Florida...Can you see him on a beach? He and Flash in sunglasses and Bermuda shorts! *chuckles* If you gave Enos a free weekend in Atlanta....

Okay if Rosco had a pension... He'd still have to work as Sheriff because he couldnt afford to live on it! So he'd be retired and still working at the same time!

If Rosco had a Zune... First he would try and use it to see if Bo and Luke were speeding. Then he'd try to pick up The Grand Ole Opry on it, then he would use it to contact Boss, and then when he couldnt get it to do anything would he shoot it! *laughs*

Oh man that was awesome! Don Rudolph... *laughs*

20 Thousand dollars... or 20 grand!

Heres another song! Do you hear what I hear? Said the Sheriff to his velvet ears Do you see what I see Way up in the sky velvet ears Do you see what I see The General Lee, The General Lee Flying in the night With a jump as high as a kite With a jump as high as a kite Do you hear what I hear? Said the Sheriff to his Deputy Do you hear what I hear Ringing through the sky Deputy Do you hear what I hear A car, a car High above the trees With an engine as loud as the sea With an engine as loud as the sea Do you hear what I hear? Said the Deputy to the mighty Hogg Do you know what I know In your county office mighty Hogg Do you know what I know Two Dukes, Two Dukes Are sitting in your jail, And they have no money for bail, And they have no money for bail Do you hear what I hear? Said the Hogg to the Hazzard citizens, Listen to what I say Two Dukes, Two Dukes Are sleeping in my jail And they have no money for bail, Wont you help and get money for bail? Two Dukes, Two Dukes Now can pay the fee! And now they have been set free! And now they have been… set… freeeeeeee!!

Song #3! On the 1st day of Christmas On the 1st day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me…. A ride in the General Lee…. On the 2nd day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me… Two beers at the Boars Nest… And a ride in the General Lee…. On the 3rd day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me… Three flat tires… Two beers at the Boars Nest And a ride in the General Lee… On the 4th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me… Four blown up stills, Three flat tires, Two beers at the Boars Nest, And a ride in the General Lee… On the 5th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me… Fiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! Four blown up stills, Three flat tires, Two beers at the Boars Nest, And a ride in the General Lee… On the 6th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me… Six doggy num-nums Fiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! Four blown up stills, Three flat tires, Two beers at the Boars Nest, And a ride in the General Lee… On the 7th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me… Seven scuffed patrol cars, Six doggy num-nums Fiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! Four blown up stills, Three flat tires, Two beers at the Boars Nest, And a ride in the General Lee… On the 8th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me… Eight speeding tickets, Seven scuffed patrol cars, Six doggy num-nums Fiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! Four blown up stills, Three flat tires, Two beers at the Boars Nest, And a ride in the General Lee… On the 9th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me… Nine Hazzard shortcuts, Eight speeding tickets, Seven scuffed patrol cars, Six doggy num-nums Fiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! Four blown up stills, Three flat tires, Two beers at the Boars Nest, And a ride in the General Lee… On the 10th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me… Ten Cooter tune-ups Nine Hazzard shortcuts, Eight speeding tickets, Seven scuffed patrol cars, Six doggy num-nums Fiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! Four blown up stills, Three flat tires, Two beers at the Boars Nest, And a ride in the General Lee… On the 11th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me… Eleven phony charges, Ten Cooter tune-ups Nine Hazzard shortcuts, Eight speeding tickets, Seven scuffed patrol cars, Six doggy num-nums Fiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! Four blown up stills, Three flat tires, Two beers at the Boars Nest, And a ride in the General Lee… On the 12th day of Christmas, the Duke Boys gave to me… Twelve bungled bad guys, Eleven phony charges, Ten Cooter tune-ups Nine Hazzard shortcuts, Eight speeding tickets, Seven scuffed patrol cars, Six doggy num-nums Fiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! Four blown up stills, Three flat tires, Two beers at the Boars Nest, And a riiiiiide in the General Leeeeeee…

song #2! Bo Duke Got Run Over By A Reindeer Bo Duke got run over by a reindeer Walking to the farmhouse from the Boars Nest, Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for the now lone Duke boy… he believes! He'd been drinkin' too much flat beer, And Luke begged him not to go. But he’d let the General elsewhere, And went to get him as he stumbled out into the snow. When they found Bo Christmas mornin', At the scene of the attack. There were hoof prints on his forehead, And incriminatin' Hogg marks on his back. Bo Duke got run over by a reindeer Walking to the farmhouse from the Boars Nest, Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for the now lone Duke boy… he believes! Now the ham is on the table And the apple pies so golden brown, There’s a ton of food now at the Duke house, Now that Bo and his appetite aren’t around, The Dukes have warned all their friends and neighbors. Better watch out for yourselves. They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves. Bo Duke got run over by a reindeer Walking to the farmhouse from the Boars Nest, Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for the now lone Duke boy… he believes!

I did three songs, heres #1! Sheriff Rosco’s Coming to Town. He’s handing out tickets, Writing them twice, He don’t care if you’re naughty or nice, Sheriff Rosco’s coming to town He sees you when you're driving He knows which way you go, He’ll blast those sirens and chase you, Even if youre going slow, You better watch out You better not cry He’ll write you a ticket, It don’t matter why, Sheriff Rosco’s coming to town.

Is that you coffin? (Or coughin) *chuckles*

Hazzard 587...

Coal? For me? Aw Brian thats so nice of you! So since youre being so generous with the coal, I'll go ahead and return the favor! You want a compliment? How's this? Brian, you are one-third of the coolest team of moderators on either side of the Mississippi! *chuckles* Does this qualify for compliment post #1? Only 499 now...you best get busy Roger!

Whips??? Chains??? WOW this is getting even more interesting!! *laughs*

Christmas bonus? Thats nice of you MeadowMufn! What is it going to be? If you dont know yet, allow me to make a suggestion! How about, unlimited rides in the Hazzard County elevator? A BIG CONGRATS to you though on 1000 posts! And I'm sure in no time at all you'll have another 1000!

Chains of command?? Hey that could be interesting! And if its MaryAnne, thats even more interesting! *chuckles*

Normal?? Uhhhh I hate to disagree with you Roger, but Hazzard has a cast of characters...Coltranes, Dukes...me! *chuckles* I dont think theres any such thing as normal here!

The original idea is to make it no mention of Santa Clause... not just the name variations but the fact Santa himself is widely assoiated with Christmas... but since that wasnt specified, I guess you found a good loophole! *chuckles* so... as long as you dont call him Santa, thats still within the rules of the challenge. What do you think Deputy?

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I agree! To all of the gang in the herd, brothers, sisters and all of the above! I'm grateful for each and everyone one of you! Have a Happy Thanksgiving! Mush! Alex

He appeared in the 10 million dollar Sheriff parts one and two!