Skipper Duke

(Season 2 The Rustlers)
Deputy Enos Strate:"Hi Daisy." Daisy Duke:"Hi Enos. What's all this hay doin' in the Sheriff's car?" Deputy Enos Strate:"It's none of my business what he's doin' with hay out to the old Kitridge Mine Daisy.  Maybe he's feedin' a tiger." Daisy Duke:"Oh. I gotta run hot cakes." Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Enos!? What did Daisy Duke want?" Deputy Enos Strate:"She didn't know why anybody would take hay out to the old Kitridge Mine." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Rosco! Did you-?"(pointing at Enos) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"I swear I didn't say a word about Kitridge Mine! Did I?" Deputy Enos Strate:"It must've slipped out." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"You cowbell! If Daisy Duke knows, then they'll all know! Where's my car!? We gotta git out there!"

(Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's)
Luke Duke:"Uncle Shepard the boys in blue are on our tail again. Can you stake out Rhuebottom's for us, and find out where them stolen furs go?" Uncle Jesse Duke:"I'm yer man, and I'm on my way."

(Season 4 The Sound of Music Hazzard Style)
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Now you stay here cuz daddy will be back in a Flaysh Flaysh! Git it Flaysh Flaysh?"

boys in blue as Luke called 'em in Season 4 Trobule at Cooter's. "Uncle Shepard the boys in blue are on our tail again. Can you stake out Rhuebottom's for us, and find out where them stolen furs go?" "I'm yer man and I'm on my way."

Daisy Duke ( one of your better pictures out there!!)

Nickels and dimes ( Dimes and nickels)....remember form when Boss asked Rosco how he could afford a new car on wha t he gets paid? Rosco told him, " Well, I save my nickels and dimes, dimes and nickels"

pants
Hot pants are not a million miles away from Daisy Dukes. Here's Jo Ann Pflug (aka. Helen Hogan from 'Route 7-11') to illustrate my reply .

What a lazy day today was. Happy New Year everybody! 

It's past midnight in Hazzard County so Happy New Year, fellow Hazzard residents. And that also means, Happy birthday Cletus. Flapjacks on a ferris wheel and buzzards on a buzzsaw, you have a great day Deputy.  Maybe Bo and Luke will let you catch them...as a birthday gift. 

Yes, hopefully you may see  these well wishes, but Happy Birthday Rick! 

I hope he had a good BD today. He deserves it after all that abuse he takes from Boss and Rosco. 

He took a little from the Dukes too...if you will recall! LOL! 
:) 

We have a winner!

Tucker Carlson

You are half-right.  Yes, his name begins with a T, but it is not Tom Cruise.

News Broadcasters are very attractive.  I can easily attest to that  .  So are opinion show hosts that comment on the news each night---*Massive hint there, boys*  
 

I just have a feeling the first name starts with a T so it must be Tom...Tom Cruise? 

(Season 3 Enos Strate to the Top)
Uncle Jesse Duke:"That fella must've won his license in a turkey shoot!" Daisy Duke:"No way, Uncle Jesse! He knew exactly what he was doin'!"

(Season 1 Swamp Molly)
Cousin Alice:"Hey Bo! Wanna wrestle!?" Luke Duke:"She gets right down to it, don't she?" Cousin Alice:"I meant before I go. See, I got me this new book on wrasslin' holds, an' ain't nobody to practice on, except a bear." Swamp Molly:"Now, you behave Alice!"

(Season 6 Play It Again, Luke)
Bo Duke:"What do you call Rosco P. Coltrane in a tree full of monkeys?"
Luke & Daisy Duke:"Branch manager."

(Season 2 People's Choice) The Dukes jump the General Lee with Thelma Claire Rogers T. C. in backseat.
Waylon Jennings:"I thought dip meant down."

Happy New Year everyone!

Country Music = channel 17 from Big Brothers! Thanks!! JUst when I think I know all about the Dukes, the REAL experts show up!!
( Of course if you want to know about Moonshine.....LOL )

fish
(there's a breed known as channel catfish)

Watch ( "Yea, just tick tock tick tock!- Rosco describing how Cooter pays his mortgage!)