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Skipper Duke

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  1. Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law Skipper:"They did it Professor, they did it! You did it Little Buddy, you did it!" Gilligan:"Skipppeerrrr, I don't think I'm gonna be able to support this wife!"
  2. MONOPOLY Money what Boss Hogg called his money he was counting when he thought Thackery wanted to rob him.
  3. IGGINS the butler (Southern Comfurts)
  4. Happy 19th Anniversary to The Dukes of Hazzard movie (2005) August 5, 2005- August 5, 2024!
  5. Season 2 The Friendly Physician Skipper:"Run your hand across the top. There must be some sort of lock or something!"(Gilligan takes the Skipper's Skipper hat off and runs his hand on Skipper's head.) Skipper:"Not my top, you dumb bell!" Gilligan:"I'm not so dumb." Skipper:"Oh yes you are!" Gilligan:"If I'm so dumb, then how come you're in there, and I'm out here!?"
  6. The Castaways new identities after Dr. Boris Balinkoff transferred their brains in Season 2 The Friendly Physician. 1. Mr. Howell became Gilligan. 2. Gilligan became Mr. Howell. 3. Professor became Mary Ann. 4. Mary Ann became Professor. 5. Skipper became Mrs. Howell. 6. Mrs. Howell became Skipper. 7. Igor the assistant became Ginger. Ginger became Igor.
  7. cricket
  8. Fishing
  9. DUKE Family
  10. Season 2 The Friendly Physician Mrs. Howell:"I demand that you return the Thurston Howell III I came here with!" Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"So. You do not approve of the change?"
  11. Boss Hogg has ZERO tolerance for ineptitude
  12. Sticks (the bug)
  13. Boss Hogg & Uncle Jesse's X rated moonshine movie (Days of Shine and Roses)
  14. VANCE Duke
  15. TUCKER Ridge (Limo One is Missing)
  16. Sheriff ROSCO P. Coltrane
  17. Season 2 Andy on Trial Barney Fife:"You gotta understand. This is a small town, the Sheriff is more than just a Sheriff. He's a friend. An' the people in this town, they ain't got a better friend than Andy Taylor! As for Andy doin' his job, I'd like for you to take a look in the record book Mr. Jackson! Do you know there ain't ever been a major crime committed in this town, thanks to Sheriff Taylor? In fact, the only ruckus you'd ever have in Mayberry, is if you tried to remove him from office. Then you'd have a riot! You asked me if Andy runs a taut ship Mr. Milton. Well, no he don't! But, that's because of something that he's been tryin' to teach me ever since I started workin' for him, and that is, that when yer a lawman, and yer dealin' with people, you do a whole lot better if you go not so much by the book, but by the heart! I guess maybe that's to hard for some of you to understand. I don't know. That's all I got to say."
  18. POSSUM Hollow
  19. Fans of Sherwood Schwartz's The Real Gilligan's Island 2004-2006 reality series remake, I bring you sad news. Charlie William Albert Skipper "Crazy" Charlie from the Green Team/Team Green/Minnow Green Season 2. He's no longer with us. Lost his life back in 2008 in a motorcycle accident. A 2 vehicle crash. Skipper Charlie was driving the motorcycle.
  20. Season 3 Duke vs Duke Bo:"Luke. Luke, I lost all my forward gears!" Luke:"Sorry to hear that cousin. Just keep the General outta my way!" Bo:"Luke. I told you all my forward gears was out. But I didn't say nothin' about reverse. See you at the finish line!" Luke:"Ain't nothin' gonna stop you now Bo!" Boss Hogg:"That dang fool is tryin' to back 'er in!" Uncle Jesse:"That just proves us Dukes never give up! Forwards or backwards!" Boss Hogg:"Neither do I!"
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