Skipper Duke

Skipper:"Gilligan, can't you hear everyone yelling for hot water?" Gilligan:"I could hear them if they were in Hawaii." Skipper:"Very funny!"

Boss Hogg:"Alright! What'd you crooks do with them furs!?" Luke Duke:"We upholstered the General with 'em." Bo Duke:"Teh. They put 'em in that blue car. They're gettin' away." Rosco:"Boss, maybe that was that blue car goin' South that nearly run over our posteriors goin' North." Boss Hogg:"Yeah. But you believe that-" Luke Duke:"Yeah. If you give us a chance, we'll help you catch 'em." Boss Hogg:"Sure you will!"(to Rosco)"And you believe in the words of a Duke!? Go on lock 'em up!"

Aunt Bee:"Well, come on Opie. We gotta go get you some new underwear." Andy:"Again? Aunt Bee, I declare that boy goes through underwear like he was wearin' sandpaper britches."

Mrs. Howell:"Thurston, there are times when money is absolutely useless." Mr. Howell:"Oooh Lovey, what you said!"

Boss Hogg:"Rosco, if you ever have to live your life over again, don't!" Rosco:"If I do, I hope I'm a duck!"

I love the Eddie Macon's Run book and Christine book

Aunt Bee:"Otis tell him the news!" Andy:"News? What news?" Aunt Bee:"Otis!"(snaps fingers)"Tell him!" Otis:"I ain't gonna drink no more. Aunt Bee put me on probation. If I make one false move, I gotta come back! Andy, let's go! I don't ever wanna see The Rock again!" Andy:"The Rock?" Aunt Bee:"That's what Otis calls my little jail here." Andy:"Aunt Bee, I believe you missed yer calling. You ought to have been a warden!"

Cousin Roger I have used up my reaction limit again too.

Opie:"Pa guess who I just saw?" Andy:"Who?" Opie:"Big Jeff Pruitt." Andy:"Oh yeah. He came into town this mornin'." Opie:"Guess what I saw him doin'?" Andy:"What?" Opie:"Standin' on the corner, pickin' up girls." Andy:"What do you know about pickin' up girls?" Opie:"Gosh Pa, what's there to know? Whenever a girl walks by, he just picks her up, sets her back down, and says "Excuse me mam, just checkin' yer weight."

Skipper:"Did you have glue on your hand?" Gilligan & Skipper:"On the sleeve too!" Skipper:"That glue went right through my shirt!"

Cousin Hobie yeah you got that right!

Bo Duke:"Now, the Dukes and the Hoggs been on opposite sides of the fence fer years! We always have been, and we always will be!" Luke Duke:"And the day we step over that fence, it's gonna be a cold day in-" Uncle Jesse Duke:"You watch yer language! Now, you listen to me, both of you! You boys are reacting to prejudice! The Good Lord put us on this Earth to overcome things like hating people fer something they did to us in the past! Doesn't that make sense to you?"

Uncle Jesse Duke:"That fella must've won his license in a turkey shoot!" Daisy Duke:"No way, Uncle Jesse! He knew exactly what he was doin'!"

This one needed more action! Not enough car chases, and only 1 jump! It definitely needed more jumps! What do y'all think?

I think the 2005 movie should be banned too if the original 1979-1985 series is not allowed to be shown. What do y'all think? If one is banned isn't it only fair the other should be banned too?

Cousin Hobie Hartkins yep!

Cousin Roger Duke yep!

Dukes fans... This one is slightly better than 2005 as far as the characters go, but still not as good as the original 1979-1985 series. Right y'all?

Waylon Jennings:"Welcome folks to the annual ridge runners reunion. Fer 32 years now, these old time moonshiners and their loved ones have been gettin' together to eat, drink, tell lies, drink, and make merry, as they whisperly recall those days of shine and roses."

Daisy Duke:"With all these singers gettin' rich imitatin' people who are dead, I decided to pull a switch, and sound like people who are alive. You think it'll catch on?" Lester Starr:"Sure, sure."

Gilligan fans... The fate of all the actual screen used hats... Alan Hale Jr.(Skipper)was cremated wearing the costume, so 1 hat went with him. 1 was bronzed when the show ended its 3 season 98 episode run in 1967. It was given to series creator Sherwood Schwartz. Supposedly, his daughter Lana Hale has all the rest of them. The bronzed one, after Sherwood died, was given to a TV museum in Chicago.

Mrs. Howell:"We hate to drop in without an invitation Professor! But this is terribly important." Mr. Howell:"It's about the Skipper and Gilligan. The most fantastic thing has happened!" Professor:"What's happened?" Mr. Howell:"They're at the beach, on the boat." Professor:"On the boat? What's so fantastic about that?" Mr. Howell:"You don't understand. They're on the boat! Against the boat! Attached to the boat! Even mounted there!" Mrs. Howell:"Like the moose heads in Thurston's trophy room!" Mr. Howell:"You've got to do something to get them off!" Mrs. Howell:"You see, they're pasted on the boat!" Professor:"Oh! Well that glue is permanent. There's nothing on the island to dissolve it!" Mr. & Mrs. Howell:"Nothing!?" Professor:"Why, do you know what it would take? It would take a polyester derivative of an organic hydroxide molecule!" Mr. Howell:"Watch your language, in the presence of a lady!" Professor:"Forgive me. But let me put it this way, in order to dissolve that glue, I need an aromatic assitate. Wait a minute! Perfume! Some perfumes are made with that formula!" Mrs. Howell:"Well, I have perfume Professor!" Professor:"Yes, so you do. I'll go check the other girls!"

Andy:"Otis, you would have to show up today of all days! One loaded goat at a time is about all we can handle!"