HossC

That reminds me of a Steven Wright joke:

"I was in a bookstore, and I started talking to a French-looking girl. She was a bilingual illiterate. She couldn’t read in two different languages."

Just for the record, Boss' nephew was Hughie. Huey was the guy with the News (and the helicopters).

"This is no time for YODELING, get on with the report." - (from "Miss Tri-Counties")
It was Mr. Winkle.

As a tribute to Don Pedro Colley, a line from "Dead and Alive":

Rosco: "Listen, you know something? I have half a mind to write you a ticket."
Sheriff Little: "Coltrane, you ain't even got a QUARTER of a mind, no less half."

As a tribute to Don Pedro Colley, a line from "Dead and Alive":

Rosco: "Listen, you know something? I have half a mind to write you a ticket."
Sheriff Little: "Coltrane, you ain't even got a QUARTER of a mind, no less half."

BIKINI - (from the first episode, and sewn by Cathy herself)

THADIUS B. Hogg

Choctaw Sheriff Emitt RAGSDALE

"That's a NAUGHTY-NAUGHTY." - Rosco

"Will you hush it? Just ZIP it." - (from "Sittin' Dukes")

Stella PARTON

It's certainly not an especially favorite episode of mine, but I don't mind it. I haven't watched my way through all the episodes for ages, but I never skip any when I do.

I may have posted info before, but I don't remember doing so.
The orphan boy in "A Boy's Best Friend" is Terry Lee, played by Danny Cooksey. His 1983 appearance in Dukes was his first acting role (he was born in 1975). Through the '80s, Danny was pretty busy, popping up in episodes of quite a few TV shows, and starting to do voice work. His largest roles were playing Sam McKinney in "Diff'rent Strokes" and Kevin Cavanaugh in "The Cavanaughs".
The 90s started with a part as John Connor's friend, Tim, in "Terminator 2: Judgment Day". Since then, nearly all of Danny's work has been as a voice artist, mostly in kids' shows that I've never heard of. BTW. That "little red haired kid with the whiney voice" is now 6'1".
You can check out Danny's full TV/film career at IMBb.com.

4) HazzardNet!

Miz Tisdale on the LAM

I'm afraid that it's back to the obituaries today, and not just one.

First, country legend Don Williams has passed away after a short illness. He was 78. Most of his well-known songs have more than one word in their titles, but I'm keeping with the theme of the thread.

Miracles - Don Williams
 

RIP. Donald Ray Williams (May 27, 1939 – September 8, 2017)

The second death is that of Troy Gentry, half of Mongomery Gentry. He was killed in a helicopter crash in New Jersey, along with the pilot, although the circumstances haven't yet been made public. He was 50. The song I've picked has several references to muscle cars.

Speed - Montgomery Gentry
 

RIP. Troy Gentry (April 5, 1967 – September 8, 2017)

That's a new one to me, Hobie, but that's why I like this thread.

Your song title reminded me of this artist.

Runaway - Del Shannon
 

I was gonna keep that one for next time .
"Before you go, there is a big, hairy cockroach in that holding cell and it gives me the QUEASIES." - (Rosco tricks Enos in "Enos Strate to the Top")

I'm very un-American, and I still like Cathy .

You nearly threw me with the racetrack, Kamryn. The scene you're thinking of is actually when they report to Majestic Studios in the season 7 episode "The Dukes in Hollywood". The Duke cousins are in the front of the General, with Boss and Rosco in the back. The full exchange is:
Bo: Howdy. Name's Bo Duke, this here's my cousin Daisy and my cousin Luke. We're here to help Brock Curtis out with his picture.
Guard: Okay. Who's that in back?
Luke: Unfortunately, they're with us. That's J.D. Hogg and Rosco Coltrane.
Rosco: That's Rosco P. Coltrane, and this is Flash. Say hello.

You nearly threw me with the racetrack, Kamryn. The scene you're thinking of is actually when they report to Majestic Studios in the season 7 episode "The Dukes in Hollywood". The Duke cousins are in the front of the General, with Boss and Rosco in the back. The full exchange is:
Bo: Howdy. Name's Bo Duke, this here's my cousin Daisy and my cousin Luke. We're here to help Brock Curtis out with his picture.
Guard: Okay. Who's that in back?
Luke: Unfortunately, they're with us. That's J.D. Hogg and Rosco Coltrane.
Rosco: That's Rosco P. Coltrane, and this is Flash. Say hello.

"It don't matter none if there ain't been a call for a taxi in Hazzard since gas was 30 cents and Daisy was QUEEN of the prom." - Waylon in "The Hack of Hazzard"

"Yes sir. I've got my ears on, eyes open and my nose pointed due north. Come on back."
"Well, UNPOINT it, you dipstick, and head over toward Meadow Road."
From 'The Great Hazzard Hijack'.

Same title, very different song.
 
Ruby - Kaiser Chiefs
 
 

"White lines and city limit signs" - can't help putting a different spin on that line after Tom's recent arrest! He should have listened to Grandmaster Flash's "White Lines (Don't Do It)".
 
Anyway, back to the music. Here's an Irish band y'all may not have heard of.
 
Celebrate - An Emotional Fish