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(Season 7 Opening Night at the Boars Nest)Boss Hogg:"Take off that stupid dunce cap!" Rosco:"It's not a dunce cap, Boss." Boss Hogg:"Oh no? Then how come the dunce is wearin' it!?"

Nice job on the rent a truck Hoss.
Vance's profile reminds me a little of Rambo in that screengrab.

My father-in-law didn't want to put her in there but she kept running away, even in the winter at night. 

Great song!

Sorry Skipper but I have no idea who those 2 guys are. 

I saw my mother-in-law today in the nursing home. I hadn't seen her in a year because of the restrictions. Dementia is one of the most cruel things imaginable.
Good idea to avoid the house with foundation problems Spike. They usually end up being harder to fix than expected and other problems almost always pop up that are foundation related.

I'm not a big fan of the reunion shows but I would say Don Williams. I liked him better as a singer too...just sounded more country than Mac Davis....I wonder if Mac was related to Jefferson Davis....probably not.

Opie:"Pa guess who I just saw?" Andy:"Who?" Opie:"Big Jeff Pruitt." Andy:"Oh yeah. He came into town this mornin'." Opie:"Guess what I saw him doin'?" Andy:"What?" Opie:"Standin' on the corner, pickin' up girls." Andy:"What do you know about pickin' up girls?" Opie:"Gosh Pa, what's there to know? Whenever a girl walks by, he just picks her up, sets her back down, and says "Excuse me mam, just checkin' yer weight."

Aunt Bee:"Otis tell him the news!" Andy:"News? What news?" Aunt Bee:"Otis!"(snaps fingers)"Tell him!" Otis:"I ain't gonna drink no more. Aunt Bee put me on probation. If I make one false move, I gotta come back! Andy, let's go! I don't ever wanna see The Rock again!" Andy:"The Rock?" Aunt Bee:"That's what Otis calls my little jail here." Andy:"Aunt Bee, I believe you missed yer calling. You ought to have been a warden!"

Aunt Bee:"Well, come on Opie. We gotta go get you some new underwear." Andy:"Again? Aunt Bee, I declare that boy goes through underwear like he was wearin' sandpaper britches."

Andy:"Remember Barn. The big freeze!"

Deputy Warren:"Just so you know, there's no dog there." Otis:"Shhhh. He don't know that."

My favorite episodes are the one where Barney buys the motorcycle with a sidecar for patrols , the haunted house and when Barney buys that junk car from the old swindler lady. Every time those episodes repeat on MeTV I watch them.

Favorite version of the theme song "The Fishin' Hole" Season 1-5 b/w or Season 6-8 color?

Barney:"Otis, you know what's gonna happen if that goat buts up against you, with you full of all that alcohol?! Blewy!"

About the same I'd guess....both lacked the " Punch" of the  series' episodes!

Dukes of Hazzard fans... Who do you think was/is the best Balladeer between Don Williams The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion(1997) or Mac Davis The Dukes of Hazzard: Hazzard in Hollywood(2000)?

LOL The year before I turned 50 I started getting things in the mail from AARP. At first I thought it was a mistake or some prankster had turned my name into them as a joke but then I found out that they do that to everybody after they turn 49.
AARP's supposed to be a good organization but they ruined my life. Before they started sending me stuff that reminded me I'm getting old I felt like I was young. I'd sue them for emotional suffering for depressing me but every time I get out of my rocking chair to call my lawyer I trip over my false teeth and kick them across the room. By the time I find my glasses to locate my teeth I can't remember what I got out of my rocking chair for.

Me too so I can't tease you for being out

I can't remember 
(That's not what Enos said. That's what Roger said when meeting Skipper's question)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SeQfDl3vB-4&feature=share
 

Favorite version of the theme song "The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle". Season 1(1964-1965)b/w episodes 1-36 "And the rest" version or Season 2-3(1965-1966/1966-1967)color episodes 37-98 "The Professor and Mary Ann" version?

Elvira

Bo James Duke... Wow talk about a confuser lol.