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Rosco:"You're not Daisy Duke!" Girl:"Oh really!? How long did it take you to figure that one out, you peeping tom!? You oughta be ashamed of yourself!"
(From Series 6, Episode 19 - 'Close Call for Daisy')

For his dangerous actions after wrecking at Darlington Kyle Busch has been fined $50,000 https://m.nascar.com/news-media/2021/09/07/kyle-busch-fined-for-violations-at-darlington-raceway/
In my opinion they should have made this sting a bit more, $50k is a drop in the bucket for him considering his annual salary is most likely in the millions. $250,000 and maybe some points taken away would have been a nice deterrent to more of his childish outbursts. 

Hit the junkyard today to get the steering wheel off my old car, which turned out to be easier than expected. Was also hoping to get a better trunk for the Saturn but the lock mechanism was broke on the car I was going to get it off of. 
 
Turns out I didn't need to sell my car to the junkyard after all. After getting grief from my dad and uncle about how my car was keeping him from getting the trees cut down. Turns out my dad thought of another excuse to not get them cut down since he couldn't use my car being in the way anymore. Just pisses me off   All he ever does anymore is come up with excuses not to get stuff done. Whatever, if another branch falls off that tree and hits the neighbors house she already said she'll take him to court and I hope she does.
Hope y'all have a good Labor day weekend 
 

Front Row Motorsports might shrink to a one car team or fold the Cup team entirely and sell both it's charter's. Apparently 23XI is either leasing or buying one of FRM's charter's for 2022 
 

Well that was the weirdest Southern 500 finish I've ever seen, even caught the commentators off guard, they thought Denny's car had an issue. To me it appears Denny Hamlin slowed way down in turn 3 which caught Kyle Larson off guard and Kyle wrecked trying to avoid running into the back of Denny. For a few playoff contenders it was a bad race. Michael McDowell got loose and hit the inside wall early in the race. Two Hendrick Motorsports teammate's William Byron and Alex Bowman bounced off of each other on lap 14. Kyle Busch got loose when Austin Dillon was trying to pass on the inside and hit the wall. The crowd erupted in cheers as Kyle threw one of his famous tantrums and drove his car straight to the teams hauler nearly hitting someone in the process which of course got him a ticket to the Nascar Officials hauler. In his interview he blamed his team as usual. William Byron suffered a tire deflation after one of the tire changers accidentally knocked the valve stem off the LF tire and hit turn 1 wall. Ryan Blaney suffered a brake failure late in the race. 
Top 10
1 Denny Hamlin
2 Kyle Larson
3 Ross Chastain
4 Martin Truex Jr
5 Kevin Harvick
6 Kurt Busch
7 Brad Keselowski
8 Joey Logano
9 Chris Buescher
10 Austin Dillon
 
Apparently Front Row Motorsports is not dropping out of the Cup series in 2022 but that's all they'll say at the moment https://www.jayski.com/2021/09/02/23xi-racing-working-on-deal-with-front-row-motorsports-for-charter-merger/
Official: Ryan Preece is out at JTGDaugherty Racing. Ricky Stenhouse Jr will be driving the team's lone entry in the 2022 season https://www.jayski.com/2021/09/02/jtg-daugherty-racing-plans-to-run-one-full-time-team-in-2022/
 
Just got around to listening to this Dale Jr Download podcast with his brother Kerry Earnhardt https://www.dirtymomedia.com/dalejrdownload/episode/26e22c75/341-kerry-earnhardt-accepted-or-rejected Definitely worth your time to listen to if you're an Earnhardt fan. I won't spoil it but there's some great stories, some funny ones and sad ones. Theresa, wow what a , talk about cold hearted.

Skipper is amazing. During my short stay on Facebook I witnessed his super-human ability of looking at any Dukes screen shot and knowing what episode it is from. 

I don't know what to give you...a heart or a thanks! LOL! You're right...Hoss and Skipper are the " Go to" guys on literally ANY thing dealing with the show!

I went years not knowing either. There are a ton of other cool things I've learned thanks to the HazzardNet......not just HN. For example, it was Ray Kohn of Northeast Ohio Dukes who told me that Mrs. Puff on SpongeBob was Cousin Alice. Of course, Hoss is the best source of all these tidbits. Skipper is pretty knowledgeable too.  It's always fun to learn something new about Dukes.

Boss Hogg:"Jesse, you're obstructing justice!"
Jesse:"I ain't obstructing justice, I'm sitting on it, and I'm gonna stay here until you show me them counterfeits!" Rosco:"Oooh Jesse! I just felt somethin' snap!"
(From Series 3, Episode 23 'The Canterbury Crock'.)

Rosco:"I don't have to think of who I am, I know who I am, I am a temporary Boss."   (From 'Witness for the Persecution' - Series 2, Episode 9).

I can't remember the episode or the situation but my fav. is when Rosco says, " ohhh that just rattles my slats!"

Now I remember! It was one of my fav. " Two Too Many Roscos".  He was kidnapped by the crooks who were going to rob an armored car using a Rosco look-a-like and while he was tied to a chair in their hideout, .....he told them it rattled his slats! " You don't BORROW a human  BEING...... YOU BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR MAYBE.....NNG NNG!"

Just before that, Rosco asks the kidnappers "Well, how much money do you want?". They reply "Nothing.", and he says "Well, I can raise that."
 

ok....Roger, here's where I'm thick....I NEVER noticed it was the same kid!!  

Oh well, Rudy made up for it when he changed his name to Rodney  and won a big basketball game for Coach Bo. 

The only way Daisy would have kissed Hobie (the on-screen version that is) would have been if she was drunker on his shine than he was. Never waste a kiss, um, I mean sip. I'm not sure what she would think of the HN version of Hobie.

Hey, Skipper. You have to respond to "sailing". Don't dig up old words or it will get too confusing. Hey, this works out good. I bet you can think of a sailor. 

The only way Daisy would have kissed Hobie (the on-screen version that is) would have been if she was drunker on his shine than he was. Never waste a kiss, um, I mean sip. I'm not sure what she would think of the HN version of Hobie.

The only way Daisy would have kissed Hobie (the on-screen version that is) would have been if she was drunker on his shine than he was. Never waste a kiss, um, I mean sip. I'm not sure what she would think of the HN version of Hobie.

Hey, Skipper. You have to respond to "sailing". Don't dig up old words or it will get too confusing. Hey, this works out good. I bet you can think of a sailor. 

If I was an actor and she kissed me on camera ( esp. more than once!) I'd do the whole show FREE!! 

AMEN! Cousin!!

I havent watched it in a while, no. 

I don't remember Daisy kissing anybody named Cliff. She kissed a few other guys though. 

The word progressive has evolved.....and now whenever I hear them use it in a political sense I always say "oh, you mean progress toward destroying America?" That's exactly what they want to do. One of their weapons is censorship, for example: taking the best show  to ever grace a TV screen off the air and censoring the most famous car to ever drive the face of the Earth.