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This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode High Man on the Totempole.
 
 

This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode High Man on the Totempole.
 

Excellent 

Looking great!  Good job!

Yes, we all need to BEE PEE CEE!!!   

The Steelers are for real! Big Win! I'm not optimistic through. Big Ben gets off the ground like an old man and I don't think he'll make it all year without getting hurt. Pittsburgh doesn't have any good back ups so it's all on Ben's shoulders. 

I'll be happy when I'm done with the prescription meds for the severe poison ivy reaction I got a few weeks ago. I go from being backed up for a day or two to not being able to leave the house the next because of several bathroom trips. To top it off the one pill gives me the foggy, head detached from your body feeling and sometimes fall asleep out of the blue so I can't drive after I take it. I don't know how some people can take that pill regularly but I guess your body build's up a tolerance for it.
 
Here's another file for the you've got to be joking folder... And plumbers this warning is for you... It's now offensive if you're pants are baggy and falling off your waist if you're not of a certain color. According to an article I read over the weekend it's racist and gentrification if you do . So plumber's better pull them pants up and belts tight so you won't be labeled offensive by the whiney generation.

Over in F1 it was the Italian Grand Prix at the historic Monza circuit this weekend. The two championship-leading drivers, Lewis Hamilton and Max Verstappen, crashed into each other halfway through the race, leaving McLaren to get their first 1-2 finish since 2012. Lewis said afterwards that the halo safety device above the cockpit had saved his life! Max was adjudged to be at fault, and gets a 3-place grid penalty at the next race. You can see the crash here.

Will be interesting to see Ricciardo drive one of Dale Earnhardt Sr's old Monte Carlo's soon. I assume it will happen around F1 COTA race. 

Buttermilk Buzz!!   

I remember when I was in 2nd grade in '72 ( I just turned 56, in case you're trying to figure it!) , and my teacher asked the class who liked Buttermilk. Everybody's like " EWWW"!! I was the only one to raise my hand. My grandmother used to keep me before I was old enough to go to school and  she used to give me Buttermilk. Nothing beats Buttermilk and Cornbread!
( Me doing a Jeff Foxworthy impersonation: ) Do YOU like cornbread and Buttermilk?  Then you just might be a REDNECK!!  

I'm going to have to try that one day! Here's an odd fact for you......you can BUY JD in Lynchburg but NOT TO DRINK! Lynchburg is in Monroe County and it's a DRY county! They can export it but not serve or drink it!

I'm probably going to pass out by midnight with all the buttermilk I'm going to drink. 

I'm probably going to pass out by midnight with all the buttermilk I'm going to drink. 

hero
(actually my hero is Superman's Great-Uncle)
(I know Daisy figured that one out but for those of you who didn't, John Schneider played Superman's father and John is Bo Duke whose Uncle is.....well, everybody's figured it out by now...if not, just look at my avatar)
(Wow, one word and three sets of parenthesis....I sure do make word asociation complicated don't I?)
(Hey, now four sets of parenthesis)
(Now five....okay it's not funny anymore....maybe it was never funny to begin with)

Some videos of the Next Gen Cup car Daytona testing.
I hope they don't change a thing about the engine sound, those sound awesome 

That's right! We'll be  racing this weekend and all the proud Hazzardites that want to, will be in it. We especially  invite dipsticks,  time wasters and  ne'er do wells etc.!  ( I don't think Cooter will be there but I KNOW Ben Jones will be!)   Just remember, if you're planning on running in this thing, be there on time.  Remember! THERE ARE NO RULES......but one.....finish first,....ANY WAY YOU CAN!   ( sound familiar anybody??)  Also remember, it's the Moonshine 400....nobody will probably be sober long enough to take it 500 laps!  There's going to be  a party after the race at the car lot ( right beside the track/stands) , which will probably be continued until late night, or early morning at the Boar's Nest!

That's odd. At Hobie's Moonshine 500 they fine people if they don't drive dangerously. But it's like 'ol Waylon says. "This is Hazzard County. We do things different here."

My dad and uncle tried to do some Three Stooges plumbing repairs over the weekend and now my dad doesn't have hot water . I told my dad you should have just called a plumber in the first place since you know the house was not brought up to code when you bought it in the late 90's. Now it's going to cost him more because the plumber has to fix their screw ups along with the original problem. You'd think my dad would learn from his penny pinching mistakes but no he just makes more over and over again. Of course it doesn't help when his brothers enable him instead of saying "No hire a professional".

That's odd. At Hobie's Moonshine 500 they fine people if they don't drive dangerously. But it's like 'ol Waylon says. "This is Hazzard County. We do things different here."

Capt Redneck... That's cuz Waylon was an RCA artist he was under contract with them and he couldn't record for another label. Scotti Bros. made the tv soundtrack. However a re-release has since been issued featuring the extended Waylon Jennings one as a bonus track along with Waylon and Willie's Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys.

Rosco:"You're not Daisy Duke!" Girl:"Oh really!? How long did it take you to figure that one out, you peeping tom!? You oughta be ashamed of yourself!"
(From Series 6, Episode 19 - 'Close Call for Daisy')

For his dangerous actions after wrecking at Darlington Kyle Busch has been fined $50,000 https://m.nascar.com/news-media/2021/09/07/kyle-busch-fined-for-violations-at-darlington-raceway/
In my opinion they should have made this sting a bit more, $50k is a drop in the bucket for him considering his annual salary is most likely in the millions. $250,000 and maybe some points taken away would have been a nice deterrent to more of his childish outbursts. 

Hit the junkyard today to get the steering wheel off my old car, which turned out to be easier than expected. Was also hoping to get a better trunk for the Saturn but the lock mechanism was broke on the car I was going to get it off of. 
 
Turns out I didn't need to sell my car to the junkyard after all. After getting grief from my dad and uncle about how my car was keeping him from getting the trees cut down. Turns out my dad thought of another excuse to not get them cut down since he couldn't use my car being in the way anymore. Just pisses me off   All he ever does anymore is come up with excuses not to get stuff done. Whatever, if another branch falls off that tree and hits the neighbors house she already said she'll take him to court and I hope she does.
Hope y'all have a good Labor day weekend 
 

Front Row Motorsports might shrink to a one car team or fold the Cup team entirely and sell both it's charter's. Apparently 23XI is either leasing or buying one of FRM's charter's for 2022