Duke_It!

It was the second episode of season 4. My best friend and I were listening to it, and we sat blinking for, well, it had to be about 10 seconds, before we absolutely BURST laughing! Now where would I find that podcast?

Hmm, now: Bo:*after Rosco hands him his gun* I can't hold a gun Rosco, I'm on probation! *throws gun away* Bo + Luke: *Ruuunnnn like the wind* He just does it so smoothly! 8) And of course my signature: "Sure is a funny place to put a barn." you'd almost thing that the Barn hit HIM not the other way around! But if I can add a couple of John-not-Bo-but-Dukes-related quotes: In the Reunion BBQ thing on the Season 1 special features, after he asks Sonny Shroyer what his favourite memory was and Sonny tells them all about a time when Cathy's shirt was a little open: "No no no, you favourite MEMORY not your favourite MAMMARY!" And on the commentary of Double Dukes, when Luke is trying to unstick one of the pedals: "Hey Luke, LUKE, get out of there, this ain't Saturday night!" Tsk tsk, naughty naughty...

Oh that's all good then! I was beginning to think that I was weirder than I thought I was! Especially when I'd think 'Oh my god, he's not even a year younger than my mother' and then I'd think 'Like I care.' Weirdness? Bring it on! Everybody's weird except for the normal people but the normal people are the really weird people because they're not weird like everybody else!

Yeah, that's the NEW mini cooper, very squarish, but the original mini was very different, the mini cooper is actually pretty huge in comparison! Like this(though I do think it might be raised up a little): And this, I'm pretty sure that person is fairly small! **End of Random Information Stream**

As I only discovered Dukes at the beginning of this year, that's only how long I've been a John Fan. It seems kinda pathetic compared you all you guys saying "I've been a fan of John's for *insert number* years..." But I think he's beyond awesome, and can tell that I am going to be a fan for a very, VERY, long time (very very very etc)! He's too loveable (is 18 (just) too young to be such a John fan? )

It's very ironic that "The Dukes of Hazzard" has a much lower ranking than "Dukes of Hazzard"... I was about to vote for the one with "The", but it seems that more people know it as without "the", so I suppose we'll just keep building up the numbers on that... although there should be a "The"!

- Savoury Coconut (that means like, in Thai Curry and stuff, I like Sweet Coconut) - Mint (Peppermint's good, mint, like with lamb or whatever, is just gross) - I don't like strong, gamey meat flavour (which is almost the only red meat we get 'round here) - Mushrooms (Oh, please NO. The smell alone is enough...) - Fish, Seafood ( My mother loves it, and there's always these little like, not shrimp, the bigger ones... and whitebait and they're looking at me... and I got licked by a Pipi {type of NZ shellfish} once, which put me right off) These are the things that I really hate, if I listed everything I didn't like, I'd probably be here for HOURS.

Well, I found out where he's going to be in New Zealand. It's the Armageddon Pulp Culture Expo, and it's (sadly) in Wellington, which is somewhere over $100 to get to from where I am (at least). And, topping it off, apparently the "Orginal General Lee" is going to be there too. Ahhh, well... I'm sure I'll get over it at some point!

I am! That's another person! Is he coming to NZ? .... I'm always the last to know these things...

Then again (haha!), wasn't the Dukes of Hazzard debuted in 79? And wouldn't the creators have known that would be when it would screen and take it into account? I dunno, I'm just thinking out loud... uh.... out loud on screen, that is!

Pay for an airfair ticket from NZ to Brisbane and I'd do anything I could to help! I'd push the thing if I needed to... But seriously... Lucky YOU... going to meet him... It's depressing me...

Well that's a co-inky-dink! Just a couple of days ago I found that on smilepop.com! I randomly searched 'dukes' in the search bar and that's what came up! I sent it to my friends immediately. I couldn't decide whether to laugh or not, I think I snorted...

Wow... Do I want one or what! It's just so awesome... Wow, I can imagine someone new coming into the living room and wondering where on earth to sit!

I don't really know, but some that I really like, In no particular order: Ever After Harry Potter (Particularly 4) 6th Sense Shrek Legally Blonde I haven't seen the Dukes reunion movies yet, I don't see many movies really. I'd love to see Walk the Line... (I wanted to see it before I even knew who Johnny Cash was!)

Oooh, my niece has some good cuties! The first time she saw her new baby brother (only a few hours old), he was getting his nappy changed, and the first thing she saw was his dirty nappy. And she promtly says: "Baby. Poo." (she then repeated this every now and then over the next week...) But, after we'd gotten past 'baby poo', she was incredibly adorable and starts saying: "Hello, baby!" all the time to him. Another favourite: "Siiii-lly DaDad(Grandad)/Aunty/Nana" One that was QUITE funny: My dad (her grandad, obviously! ) likes to play around and he'll say to her 'I'm gonna kick your ass '... with a really bad exaggeration of some sort of accent (maybe American...). My Niece, of course, only picks up on that last word! Next thing we know, she walks into a room, see's her grandad and immediately goes: "Dadad! ASS!" She's about 2 and a half...

..... Is that even a valid question? John, of course!

Yeah, heard of them. Don't like them though... I don't actually know why, I think it was when they were pretty new (a few years ago) and I was weirded out by one of their videos. I haven't really listened to them properly since then...

The Movie Scares me. Yes... that is weird, but what I mean is, I've seen the shorts for it, and it just looks... crude and, well, not right... You know, like that whole "goin' to church shirtless" thing... don't feel right. I'm debating whether I'll try to watch it at some point or not, because, all at the same time, I want to see what they've done to the Dukes, and I don't. If you like it, you like it: oh well. But if ORIGINAL Cooter says that "it was a miserable movie" just from the script, I'm very prone to trust him.

Thank you! I WAS pretty confused! It seems strange that they didn't put it back in order, but at least now I know!

I REALLY need help! I'm trying to figure out all the Lyrics to the Dukes CD soundtrack, and there are some things that I just CAN'T get. I'm pretty sure it's the accent that's messin me up, being foreign to me, as a Kiwi... Anywho... in 'Laughing all the way to the Bank' there's a chuck that I can't figure out (q-marks are the bit's I don't know): (Big Boss Hogg ??????????????) MMMM-Hmmm (Chases Money like a Love-Sick) Yeah, that's right. (He's charmin' as an Army Tank) Well now, wait a minute! (But he's laughing all the way to the bank) Hyeehehehehehahahehahe! (Boss Hogg Big Boss Hogg) Well I don't look like No Movie Star There's no doubt About that But there's a Cal-Cu-Latin' Mind Inside my ?????? hat I dunno but is the last one there "spencin'", or something of the sort? Right... then in "Down Home American Girl" there's this part: I've never been near Amsterdam I don't have a ?????????????? I don't travel all over the world And finally, in Duellin' Dukes: They’re in the fourth lap And lookie lookie look At that Fancy Pants go! I’ll be danged if his car ain’t faster than the ??????????????? He’s up a good half a lap on Cletus in patrol car number two, And he’s got the Dukes by Noon! (a verse or so) Trouble! I can’t believe my eyes! Them Dukes car is spewing out smoke Like a stack on a Still Mill! Losing speed too! Well, now’s the time to get Daisy down here, As our own ??????? chequered flag waver. C’mon Girl, lets go! So, can you guys help me? Puh-lease

If that doesn't work you can try getting it here: http://www.secretspain.org/dukes.html And this site has it too: http://www.hazzardonline.com/index2.html under 'Audio Clips'

not quite! It's '10 on the tank'

.... Hmmm... When I first started watching the Dukes (1st season), my best friend had already seen it (her DVD's), and she told me about Daisy's Jeep, and about her yellow car going over a cliff, so I was actually looking forward to that episode (she didn't tell me which Episode). So I started watching season two, and got to "Arrest Jesse Duke", but the DVD was acting weird and skippy, so I had to skip scenes sometimes. Then the next thing I saw was the Dukes standing beside a Jeep with Dixie on it and Daisy saying that as it was her car she should be the one to drive it. I assumed that I must have missed when the Boys drove the Plymouth over the cliff, and was a little annoyed, but lived with it... Then I watched the next episode (Duke of Duke) and the Plymouth was BACK!!! The next episode I finally saw that little yellow thing driven over a cliff! At first I thought that I must have watched the disks in the wrong order or something, but the numbers on the episode list were right, and 'The Runaway' was certainly numbered after 'Arrest Jesse Duke'... So... Did I totally screw up something here or what??? Or did they forget the drive the car over the cliff before Daisy got her Jeep? Or...Or...Or...um...yeah....

Sorry, accidentely posted twice...

I'm pretty sure that I'm a new generation Duke-er... I've almost been watching the Dukes for about 2 months now, which...ya know, seems puny in comparrison to you guys! But I can't get my mind off of the Dukes. I listen to the songs as much as I possibly can, I KNOW the songs for the most part, bar a few words, and I wake up in the morning singing the songs...strange, I know... It's almost like Hazzard County exploded in my head... And Jessica Simpson as a better Daisy!? ... now that's just wrong..... Even worse...Stifler (American Pie) a better Bo???.... NO.