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I love Reno 911, especially Dep. Garcia. This show is so freakin' funny, but the movie wasn't as funny as I thought it was gonna be. I was just curious if anyone knew when the 5 th season was going to start airing?

I have his song "Online" stuck in my head. I need to get that CD 5th gear, i have all his others except that one.

Hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyy Bbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhdddddddddaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy Sssssssssooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you could name Enos's patrol car Dipstick, Daisy, Possum, Hollywood, or Mae (because it's Daisy's middle name)

I'm a Collard, yeah July 8th!!!!

I live in Vacaville CA, and there are a few things that Vacaviile has that can relate to Hazzard, first we have the Miss vacaville pagent, Miss Solano county pageant and the Miss Tri-counties pageant, also there is an interesing article about a competition we have called a Jail and Beard-growing contest, in which any man who didn't grow a beard got thrown in jail even one of our towns judges S.M Dobbins here is the link to the site http://www.fiestadays.com/6.shtml

I will probably be posting a couple of new stories about mainly Enos and Daisy, one about Enos and Daisy getting drunk and another about how they get together so keep checkin'.

Enos was obviously happy as it started to sink in that he was going to be a father, as he stood up to give her a big hug he realized that that wasn't what she had told him a few minutes earlier. Enos-"But that's not what you told me a minute ago?" Bo-"Wait a minute, what did she tell ya a minute ago Enos?" Rosco-"Well she told him that he's gettin' a puppy from Flash." Luke-"Well Enos does this look like your lucky day?"

Well about three weeks later Rosco and Sissy were married at the Boars Nest by a vey angry Boss Hogg, who had been persuaded by Lulu to marry them, and by that I mean that she threatened him with moving back into his room and locking up his refrgerator. But finally after, what seemed like forever Sissy and Rosco were finally married.

1. I played little league and I am a girl 2. I made baseball a contact sport(I broke someone's nose) 3. I play Badminton for my high school 4. My car's name is Flash(I have a custom liscense plate that says FLASH72) 5. My dogs name is Brandy but I like to call her wierd names like Brando 6. I have a 1972 Volkwagon Super Beetle Convertible made in the porche factory, and it is orange with black trim and the interior is the opposite 7. My favorite tv shows are Dukes, Get Smart and Hogans Hero's 8. My favorite movie's are Smokey and the Bandit and The Pink Panther 9. One of my favorite actors is Peter Sellers 10. I'm 16 yrs. old

Enos thought Daisy was just going to tell everyone what she had just told him, but he was about to get the biggest surprize of his life. Daisy-"Okay everyone, I have something to tell you, so listen up." Of course everyone but Enos was paying attention, he was to busy talking to Rosco about the puppy to hear Daisy's good news. Daisy-"Well I went to the doctor today, and I found out that...well that I'm pregnant." Everyone was happy, except for Enos who obviously hadn't heard what she had just said, he just stared at her for a moment. Daisy-"Enos...did you hear what I said?" Enos-"What?" Daisy-"Enos, I'm pregnant."

I went to see this with my little sister's friend, because I wanted to make her feel better after they had gotten into a fight. I wasn't expecting it to be so funny. My favorite part in the whole movie is when Steve Martin meets a British Seceret Service Agent 006, the exchange between them is so funny; "I'm agent 006, British seceret service." "Aww One step from the big time eh?" the guy just gives him a dirty look and keep talking.

As Rosco and Sissy walked out of Boss' office everyone just sat and stared in amazment of what they had just heard. Bo-"Did I hear right, or did Sissy just tell Boss off?" Luke-'I think you heard right cousin." Daisy-"Boy you sure do know how to handle Boss don't ya?" Sissy-"Well I've had years of experience, and if ya just threaten to sick Lulu on him he'll straighten up right quick."