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BL!? Bo you got the wrong Davenport Cousin! You must need your eyes checked buddyroe. I'm Hilery, Cooter's second cousin, the one who's three years younger than you. BL and I do not even have the same author.
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Okay, I got one for Bo. *Sigh* Well... two LoL.
First, in the episode where Hughie is Sheriff, Rosco is at the police acadamy, and Uncle Jesse was arrested for car strippin'...
What on earth was going through your mind when those girls caught you and took you hostage?
Second... in the episode with ol' Lincoln's note and the burried chest of confederate money and you wrestled that aligator...
How did those girls catch you and tie you up, and what did happen on that fishin' trip? If it was what I think it was, WHY did they have to tie you up?
Okay, so it was more than two.
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*still sitting on the bench in the holding cell, looks at the young woman and gives a rueful snort* "Young lady, I would recommend you not be an accessory to anything, whether it be for me or for Brian." *gets up and walks to the bars* "However, the law and other folks in this town have made it pretty clear where they stand and I doubt there's anything you could do that would make it worth my while to tell you what Brian did to ruffle my tail feathers. I expected little help or sympathy by coming here, but justice doesn't care about making friends."
*turns back to the bench, pausing a moment to remove his blue suit jacket before sitting back down. His empty shoulder holster was strapped over his vest. He didn't look at Lex again and instead focused on one of the bricks in the wall across from him*
“Maybe we should try communicating on the cb first,†*Jesse suggests, he reiterates* “Communicating on the cb first.â€*Someone else comes into the police station* “Hey Lex,†*Daisy greets Cletus’s pretty sister. She notices the man that Danielle, Julie and others have spoken about.*
*looks at the Lt and shakes head.* Saying something is worth your while doesn't mean someone's gonna do something illegal. I Wasn't gonna do anything illegal, just offer you something they do actually allow in the big house. I was just gonna offer you a way to pass the time through keeping that mind of yours occupied through reading and puzzle books. *shrugs* I know how those ol' cells can be when it comes to bordom. No TV, no music, nothing to really entertain yourself. *shrugs again* Oh well, your loss. Last time I take sympathy on a dumb city slicker that don't live in Hazzard *looks over at Daisy and smiles.* Hey Daisy! How's Cooter and your kin? They need any help with anything?
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*steps out of patrol car at the Sheriff's command and allows self to be placed under arrest. Rosco removes the 9mm handgun from Jack's shoulder holster and then places handcuffs on the lieutenant's wrists*
"You have the right to remain silent..."
"Are the handcuffs really necessary, Sheriff?"
"Hush." *Rosco resumes the Miranda warnings and then Jack to his patrol car and places him in back. MaryAnne meanwhile has secured her patrol car and locked it. She and Rosco would come back for it once Jack has been placed in jail. A few moments later, Rosco's patrol car leads the way with Maverick following back to town.*
*back at the sheriff's office, Rosco puts Jack in the holding cell. The Lieutenant looks at Rosco through the bars after the door is shut*
"All right Sheriff, what are the charges?"
"How's stealing county property and assaulting an officer sound for starters?"
*blinks* "You play hardball, I see."
"I can play a pretty good game of dirty pool when I have to. Here's the deal. We'll get your car back for you and then I'll set bail. And assuming you can pay it, you'll be allowed to leave. You leave and never come back, I'll drop the charges."
"I see your reputation as a fair and honest lawman has remained intact despite the rumours..."
*Rosco ignores the comment* "That's the deal. For now, you sit. MaryAnne and I have to go get her patrol car. We'll be back."
*watches the two officers leave. With a sigh, he turned and sat down on the wooden bench. He had a feeling he was going to be here for quite a spell.*
*Having watched events unfold, walks over, keeping 3 foot distance from jail cell and the cop.* So tell me, what are the charges against Brian Coltrane, and what exactly did he do to you to ruffle ya tail feathers, tail feathers that are startin' to look about as dark as his. *Crosses arms* IF you tell me, I MIGHT make it worth your while....*Has no plans on breaking this guy out, instead will tell him about magazine and puzzle book stash*
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A whoole heap O' trouble sheriff...lol Frankly if I were you I wouldn't have said anything because Lord knows I've seen trouble on this site before and it's never pretty. I think you're crazy to stir thinks up like that but who am I to say anything? I'm just a loyal hazzardite who doesn't want to get in the middle of anything.
Brian,
Did you edit Lori's post? She asked me to say something because if she did, she'd be going off. You done scared the daylights outta her! She says if you do it again, she'll be leaving the site, so um, if it was you, could you send her an appology? Please? If ya gonna mess with posts, be careful who ya do it to, ya might really upset them. If it wasn't you brian, someone's hacking folk's user names, but somehow... I think it was you. You do have a habit of doing stuff like that.
Maryanne, if it was Brian, could you please make sure he applogises?
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*laughs, ready to watch the mischief* I always love seeing what ya come up with Brian. *gets the popped corn ready* Maybe this time you could look for some recruits and give classes on how to annoy MaryAnne and the Hazzard law!
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Thanks Deputy. I promise, it won't happen again! Last time I act before thinkin'!
*Leaves cell and glances at moniter that was highlighting the entertainment of the contest and scratches head. Walks over to Cletus's desk and pulls out a half stale bag of popped corn, sits down, and watches events unfold, becoming just as confused as the cop. Chews popped corn, trying not to laugh at the expression on Jack's face as it appeared*
Maybe it's not the feed acting up... I wonder what happened to that car to make it bounce around like that! *Ponders if this has become some weird episode of the twilight zone i've heard so much about
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Limping over to the chair, leaning her "bad" side against the cop's. "Hurts like hell, funny thing, since I'm the town doctor. Maybe you should take me over to the clinic....I'd be..." She gave him her best southern belle sigh and smile. "much obliged to you."
*sits in jail cell grinnin' like a cheshire cat, debating on blowing the whistle that the Doc is a certain Coltrane's girlfriend. Decides against it. Don't exactly want a screw up on my next exam! Continues thinking, watching. Watches long enough to be convinced that Doc is indeed faking it and shakes my head. Brian must really really be in trouble if he's got Doc getting all close and personal with another man.
*Whistles for Rosco who comes over. Whispers very quietly* Rosco, if Brian needs help, let me know. I would be willing to help, if you'd be so inclined to let me out to help you save the tail end of one of your kin. Don't gotta decide now. *walks back over to cot and goes back to reading a magazine.
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"Well I'm pretty sure I heard the distinct call of one black clad turkey coming from that direction." *points off to the right* "So we'll head that way. As for a special call....we don't have to worry about that. I've got just the thing..." *walks back to Maverick, pops the trunk and removes two hand held radios. Closes trunk and walks back to Hilery, handing her one of the radios* "I've been a deputy too long to not be prepared for situations like this. Khee!"
Yeah, thanks, this is even better than a specially signal. You know, that did sound like a certain black clad turkey, either that or it was a turkey that was dying. *checks gun* Ready to go turkey hunting?
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*walks over to Hilery's Mustang where the young Davenport is suiting up* "You know, that's not a bad idea. You're right, them turkey's out there are pretty smarmy. We should probably stick together." *grins*
They are among the smarmiest! So where should we start looking for them first? *Finishes suiting up and picks up standard paintgun rifle, but stops and thinks for a second* We need a special call they won't recognise as anything out of the ordinary if we decide to split up or get seperated.
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*a half mile from the woods, a normally uniformed deputy sheriff has traded her uniform for the the clothing required by paintballers. Black pants and tunic with appropritae padding, along with black gloves and a helmet that looks like a cross between a BMX bikers helmet and something from an Imperial Storm Troopers closet finishes the look.*
*standing next to a blue Firebird, adjusts the gloves. On the hood rests a paintball gun, modeled after an Army M-16 carbine. An ammunition belt is slung around the waist and a black back pack is hefted over back. The pack containing various Who The Heck Knows materials*
*in the distance, hears the call of the Wild Turkey.*
*picks up the carbine* "Let the hunt begin..."
*pulls up behind deputy and waves, getting out of teal '68 Mustang.*
"Heya MaryAnne. Good Luck. Let me know if you want any help tracking down those smarmy turkey's. Sides, we's hunters need to watch each other's backs! There's no tellin' what those two have planned.
*reaches into back seat and pulls out a decent, regulation paintball gun and padding and starts putting the padding on.*
YOu want to hunt together as a team Deputy?
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Hey Game Warden,
Can I sign up as a hunter to hunt the huntee (IE can I shoot Brian with some paintballs?)
Hil
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(okay, i know i shouldn't be posting with the pain I been in and all that, but I couldn't help it)
*falls off cot laughing histerically* Looks like we've got ourselves one heck of a love triangle to watch!
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*Groans and starts counting bricks, looking for a specific one, finds it, pulls it out and pulls out a magazine stash and starts reading.* Actually teh chipped beef is quite good Alex. Sometimes I used to let myself get caught just for the food. Better than my mother cooks. It's a wonder Cletus is as big as he is. *flips page* and trust me, that thing is fake. It's the same one that sits on cousin boss's mantle. I've taken it apart so many times to clean and dust it, i know that pin is missing.
*Goes quiet, deciding to wait my turn after all.*
(Sorry, that first post I did mentioning that .45 I meant to type it wasn't on Lex. Sides, who carries a gun wearing skin tight clothing? I'm sorry, I had thought I had mentioned it, but my pain medication was wearing off when I typed that. I sprained my ankle again and have been in a lot of pain. I kinda forgot it isn't a good idea to post when I'm hurting that bad. I always forget to mention something, and I always get in trouble. Trust me, this isn't teh first time, and I think I'll be quiet until this feels better. MIght be a good idea and keep me out of trouble. Again, I'm sorry!)
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*starts laughing histerically* Hey deputy, Alex, here's one for ya: Least I know the diffference between a real gun and a historical nonfiring 1860's replica. *Points to gun on floor* If ya notice, there's no firing pin, and it sure as hell ain't my .45. That's out getting a professional cleaning and the barrel redone.
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*watches Brian with an eyebrow raised curiously, then goes into the garage to call MaryAnne and let her know about Brian's even more suspicious than normal behavior.*
Brian's actin' awful funny, and i don't mean haha funny either. He's acting a lot more suspicious than normal. Does Alex have a birthday coming up or something? He's taken a sudden interest in him, almost as much as some of us girls have.
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*elbows Alex hard as he goes to hand weapons over to the deputy. Then brings fist around and hit's Alex inm the face, grabbing gun, spins it, and puts it in waistband, then places knife in pocket.* Touch me again, and you'll regret it, physically and financially. Brian ain't the only one with family in the sheriff's office. Cletus is my brother, and Boss is my cousin, and you know how Boss loves money.
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*laughs* Wait my turn? You have got to be kiddin'. I'd rather cut in line, cause bad girls don't wait their turn. Would you if you were packing a .45 or another weapon and weren't afraid to use it? *continues standing against post, grinning, watching.*
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*walks into the bookingroom in time to hear question and answer.* I'm sure he'd do a dance all right Deputy. He'd probably do the funky chicken! *laughs, leaning up against a nearby post*
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(for the purpose of this RR, I will be playing as Lex Hogg instead of Hilery Davenport).
*walks up to bullition board, browsing and sees MaryAnne's ad.* This should prove interesting. *grins, looking down at leather vest shirt and leather pants.* I'm sure there's already at least one guy who has applied. I wonder if I can be a distraction and see if a girl could apply? Cousin Boss would flip and so would my brother Cletus! *laughs*
(Hilery is mentioned previously without permission)
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Alex, you are more than welcome to use a loaner car, free of charge. *dangles a set of keys in air* It has a nice fast custom engine... and it beats walking around and being vulnerable to your enemies... sides, it's a nice attractive navy blue Camaro.
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I doubt sleep would improve Brian's demeanor. I think he's territorial... though the poor guy does look a little hagard...
Alex, I think by now your car is done... but I'd be careful if I were you. Brian's had that look on his face. If it makes you feel more comfortable, you can borrow a loaner car from the Garage until MaryAnne reigns her cousin back in.
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Alex, Daisy gave them to me.
Brian, I'd be chasing you, but with going after Alex, it's more amusing for MaryAnne. Sides, I really don't want to spend the night in the jail for accidentally hurting her cousin. That and last I checked, you had the doc, and the doc does the county's medical care. I don't want any 'medical mistakes'.
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Oh Alex, I'm sure it's there, but i'm fairly sure it's on four cinderblocks so it can get new tires, and the engine is taken apart for a free cleaning. *grins* I sorta decided to do you a few favors after Julie mentioned where she put it. *stands in Alex's path cutely wearing one of Daisy's outfits*
A Few Good Bad Guys
in Round Robin Stories
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*Having watched Daisy leave, shakes head and turns and looks at the dumb city clicker cop, and sees his expression, and very bored. Decides to rattle the dog's cage* Yeah, You heard me, I called you a dumb city slicker! All City Slickers are dumb. Dumbest folks I ever met. Shoot, I bet ya wife is about as dumb as ya are. I bet ol' Rosco is about twenty times smarter than most city slickers, you included! *steps closer to the cell and smirks, not really thinking.* Stupidest man in the world. If ya was smart, had a brain, ya woulda taken my offer to keep you occupied! Just cause I said worht ya while, doesn't mean I'll break you out. You too dumb to know that copper? Sh** if you were smart, you'd've stayed in Atlanta, or not become a cop! *stops to laugh* I bet you're gonna get a nice fat divorce when that wife of yours finds out you're in jail.... hmm... *Laughs even more* And MaryAnne's reputation as a good cop reaches far! Maybe you'll even loose your job! *has no idea of the others plans, just going off cause the cops nasty look, and denial of giving any type of information*
(Sorry folks, been busy myself! Dang beaurocracy!)