(Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's)
Boss Hogg:"You mean you let a Mink coat fall off of your truck, an' it's still lyin' out there somewhere? Well, you just go get it, you hear me?"
Rosco(Jumps out from hiding in the rack of fur coats.)"Maybe that Mink wasn't dead yet, an' it jumped off the truck!"
Boss Hogg:"Oh zip!"
Russ:"Forget it, I tried! 2 country boys stopped an' picked it up, an' drove off with it, goin' faster than a duck in a hail storm!"
Boss:"2 country boys huh? Say, was 1 of them blond an' the other dark haired, an' both drivin' an orange clunker car?"
Russ:"Yeah! You know 'em?"
Boss:"Oh it was just a lucky guess!"
Rosco:"Yeah! Lucky, lucky, lucky!"
Russ:"Where's my money Hogg?"
Boss:"Oh yer money! I'm glad you asked me fer that. Alright, here's what I owe you, less the price of a Mink coat!"
Russ:"Why, you little butterball!"
Boss:"Easy son!"
Rosco:"Easy!"
Boss:"I advise you to take what I gave you, an' then, skedaddle outta town! Or else I'll have the Sheriff here escort you out personally!"
Rosco:"I will?"
Boss:"You will!"
Rosco:"Oh yes I will! Kew Kew!"
Russ:"Alright. You win Hogg."
Boss:"Yeah!"
Russ(Snaps Boss Hogg's Stetson hat brim with the money.)"THIS TIME!"
Waylon Jennings:"So, Boss sent the law after the Dukes to get back the fur that he hadn't paid for, and nail Bo an' Luke fer possession of stolen property. Eye grannies, now that's slick!"