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(Season 3 Bye, Bye, Boss) Waylon Jennings:"Lulu was glad to have Chickabitty home. Chickabitty, how do you reckon that got started?"

(Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 and Xbox) Luke Duke:"Ok Bo. Head back to the Boars Nest. That's where the next item is." Bo Duke:"Why didn't you tell me about that one first?" Luke Duke:"Hey, it ain't my list."

MMMMel TTTTTILLIS

(Season 1 One Armed Bandits) Bo Duke:"I swear, if women were birds, you'd prob'ly date a buzzard." Luke Duke:"And you'd date a crane: no meat!"

Benny the QUILL

Kissin' Cliff

I got three for you. They're all true and they're all about me. 1) If you had your adult kid teach you how to use a computer this year because you wanted to see if there was anything about Hazzard County on it....you might be a redneck. 2) If the only thing you ever use your computer for is the Hazzardnet....you might be a redneck. 3) If you think Charlie Daniels running against Uncle Jesse for President of the Universe is a win-win situation...you might be a redneck. Possum on a gumbush. I'm gone.

You might be a redneck if.... You might be a redneck if you have season tickets to a tractor pull! You might be a redneck if the Cracker Barrel has wanted posters hanging with pictures of you and your friends! You might be a redneck if the color hemi-orange makes up more than 50% of your wardrobe! And my personal favorite... You might be a redneck if your yearly vacation is going to Dukesfest! Yeehaw! Jax

you're might be a redneck.... if your working TV stands on top of your broken one if the wind chime on your front porch is made out of beer cans if your freezer contains dead squirls and rattle snakes You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company

I'll give you a hint as who the Congressman is, without saying his name.. Ok, instead I'll pick out his fave quote.. LOL! If you still don't know who it is, you need to watch the 1st reunion again.. LOL!!

LOL guess I'm a redneck cos I can certainly name the cast but no idea who my congressman is...oh well I think if it was the other way around it would be much sadder

Ha I like 'em they're all funny Just so ya know I CAN name the entire cast of Dukes, but I CAN'T name my congressman. Sad ain't it?

You might be a redneck, if the Cracker Barrell hired a bouncer to keep you out. Brian