Skipper is at the starting line in his 1968 Shelby GT 500 with the Minnow in tow on the flatbed trailer. The Professor has souped up this car with Coconut Moonshine gas. Soon as the starting gun is fired or the flag is waved or the handkerchief is dropped er however y'all do it in these parts. It will be Eat my dust y'all. Bye bye. 😂
Jesse is here sitting on the dirt bike and his only job is to put the kick stand up when the race starts. Everything is going to be done remotely by Elon in his office and by Emma who is looking down from the peak of Iron Mountain. This is going to be an easy win for Team Tisdale.Â
The bike has been programed by the biggest tech genius in the history of the world and it's only command is to win the race at all costs. Emma's role is actually pretty minimal. She is really only going to be there to make minor adjustments and take the remote controls as a back up if something goes wrong.....but that is not likely to happen because technology is superior to humans and nothing can possibly go wrong. The race is in the bag. Jesse can sit back, relax and let the Elon Muskcycle do all the work. High tech is gonna shine in the Moonshine 400. You people who are stupid enough to not believe in technology are gonna learn how superior it is.Â