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OK folks......the racers are starting their engines and the crowd is going wild......maybe from Jesse's Shine....?? ....anyway....Hobie is at the starting line with The Moonshine Mauler and he has a tankful AND a snoot full!! There no way cousin Roger, Hoss or anybody else is going to beat him! .... AND THEY"RE OFF!!! Hobie is throwing up mud and chunks of dirty with his knobby tires and is flying down the straightway of the starting line! I don't see anybody even CLOSE to me and I'm making good time, wth my Mauler !! This might be an easy win! I'm about to open my 3rd beer in a min. and crank up some Marshall Tucker on my stereo!

I just looked her up.......she doesn't LOOK fake....just make up....I'd give her a 9 or 10!

the race might only be one Hazzzard evening but we always stretch it out to a few evenings in HazzardNet time. Hazzard Time is the best time! We can start it now and it can be going for who knows how long? This is what makes Hazzard so great! Very few constraints! We can get by with stuff most people can't !!

OK fellow Hazzardites! I'm here for the race! I've got The Moonshine Mauler's tank filled and I've plenty of Natural Ice in the cab of my truck AND my secret Uncle Jesse formula for the booze I just put in my tank! I"M READY!!!! How about the rest of you guys?

I still don't understand how that surgically adjusted look ever became considered in any way attractive. Natural beauty is always so much better.

She's one of my celebrity crushes. 🥰 🔥 🥵

GENERAL Lee

FARMER Perkins

ELTON loggins

They done learned me real good in that there school I done been to!

DIXIE was Daisy's Jeep!

my compurter is acting up but I'm going to try to make it. This smells like Shi.......Murphy's law! This is Hazzard!

CHARLES CYPHERS played Bumper in 'Limo One is Missing'.

BB davenport

I have an astronomy club meeting Saturday evening but you can start without me at 7:00 central time. I'll catch up later that night. It doesn't really matter anyways because with the technologically superior Muskcycle Jesse couldn't lose if he tried so we all know who is winning this. Besides, the race might only be one Hazzzard evening but we always stretch it out to a few evenings in HazzardNet time.

ABRAHAM Lincoln Hogg

Any fans of this Waylon Jennings movie?

hazzard ZOOM meetings are in cars, not on computers.

Watching out for it should be pretty easy. It will be the only competitor pulling a yacht. It's pretty hard to miss something like that. You don't see it every day.

Sounds good to me. The sooner it gets started the sooner Jesse wins and Emma rides down off Iron Mountain to give him that victory kiss and hug.

It's easy to find. It's the only car lot in the county where all the cars are red.

Hobie... Watch out for the Skipper and his 1968 Shelby GT 500. 😂

Hey Garrett! You going to be in the Moonshine 400? It's set for Sat. at 7 pm. central time.....unless you guys want to make a different time/day! I'm ready! I've been practicing on the back 40 behind my car lot!

OK, I've practiced, tuned up the Moonshine Mauler and added Uncle Jesse's special shine and put some of my own " Back 40 Hooch " in the cab of the truck, just in case I need it! NOW.......when does this thing get started? I think it should be this coming Saturday about 7pm central time.....what do you guys think?

Who is this Murphy fella? He a race car driver? He must be! Everybody talks about him!