Hobie Hartkins

Dream on! They don't call my machine the Moonshine MAULER for nothing!!  Cooter just finished tuning it up and  Daisy just gave me a good luck kiss ( and a dirty look! LOL!  )  Everybody knows I'm going to beat every little red buggy on the track! Just to celebrate I'm about to indulge in a few adult beverages now!

* I found this by accident on the net!
 
We Rescued the Original General Lee from a Junkyard | Watch

It says " Blocked by Microsoft Edger"

EMMA tisdale!! 

THATS SO STUPPIIIDDDD WHATTT
 
hold on lemme see if twt will let me download it

* I found this by accident on the net!
 
We Rescued the Original General Lee from a Junkyard | Watch

I'm out of reactions but Friday sounds like as good of day as any for me to win. 

There are more of us fans, than you think! Not just us good ol' Southern boys/girls either!  We got lots of Yankees and people from other countries in here too! The Dukes bring us all together!   It's great to have  you! We hope you'll make yourself at home, feel the Southern  hospitality  and stay a while!  

Welcome to the HazzardNet Webb. We're happy to have you and hope to hear more from you. Was the hat you got from Cooter all greasy? He's the best mechanic in the county but not the cleanest guy around. And we wouldn't have it any other way. 

How much longer before Daisy waves the green flag Hobie? Miz Tisdale ain't gittin' any younger you know. 

OK guys....Cooter's under the hood....tweaking a few things.....!!  In a minute I'll be back on the track....I've only had 2....or.....3? .....hard to say.....but I'm feelin' no pain and I'm lookin' for  " TROUBLE ON THE TRACK!!"   I'm in my Nagasaki Maserati ( my 2006 Toyota Corolla).....DON'T LAUGH!!! it can go 0-60 in 2.3........minutes!   I think it's a little faster than my Japanese Mercedes........my 2008 Nissan Sentra! ( The newest car I've ever owned!)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

There are more of us fans, than you think! Not just us good ol' Southern boys/girls either!  We got lots of Yankees and people from other countries in here too! The Dukes bring us all together!   It's great to have  you! We hope you'll make yourself at home, feel the Southern  hospitality  and stay a while!  

I hope Emma had a great birthday yesterday. If she got a kiss from Jesse I'm sure she did.
We love you Emma. Even though you do make us take a number if nobody else is in the post office. 

Hello, late reply and actually my first reply. I’m relatively new to this site but I’ve been a Dukes Fan for as long as I can remember! I am from Eastern Ontario, doesn’t look like there are many of us around here. I just made my first Trip in April to Cooters in Luray, Virginia. Sadly I haven’t meet any of the Cast Members the timing just didn’t work out, but I did get a hat signed by Ben Jones!

OK Hazzardites! I'm watching my Braves beat the Shine out of the Yankee Mets! ( How you like that, " Beat the Shine" out of.....!!) LOL!   The top of the 8th is almost over and those poor Mets haven't even scored! Ha! Ha!  Meanwhile I'm in Hazzard ( right here) and having a few....!!  Where are you Roger? Haven't seen you in a Coon's age!

OK guys....Cooter's under the hood....tweaking a few things.....!!  In a minute I'll be back on the track....I've only had 2....or.....3? .....hard to say.....but I'm feelin' no pain and I'm lookin' for  " TROUBLE ON THE TRACK!!"   I'm in my Nagasaki Maserati ( my 2006 Toyota Corolla).....DON'T LAUGH!!! it can go 0-60 in 2.3........minutes!   I think it's a little faster than my Japanese Mercedes........my 2008 Nissan Sentra! ( The newest car I've ever owned!)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

My Gray Ghost Jr. '68 Camaro is all gassed up with a special fuel. 

WILLIAM Sanderson played Russ Collins, also in 'Mrs. Rosco P. Coltrane'.

same here....just the opposite....lol

hobie is always UNDER the influence of shine 

Wow! What luck it was that when he went back on the track he went in between the cars. 
As Rosco says "That would have kilt an ordinary man." 
There was at least one time that he said it would have kilt 10 ordinary men. 

.....is always on a QUEST to arrest dukes 

Happy birthday in Hazzard Heaven Waylon.....Born June 15 1937 died Feb 13 2002. We miss you, ya old Ridge Runner.

Best balladeer in the history of the world. 
We miss you Waylon. Happy birthday in Hazzard Heaven!

It was the third race in the F1 triple-header today with the Spanish Grand Prix. The McLarens of Oscar Piastri and Lando Norris locked out the front row of the grid ahead of Max Verstappen, George Russell and Lewis Hamilton. Lance Stroll apparently had a pain in his wrist related to a cycling accident a couple of years ago, although there were also reports of him losing his temper in the pits after qualifying. Either way, he didn't start the race, so there were only 19 cars on grid (I'm not sure why his Aston Martin team couldn't use a reserve driver).

Oscar had a good getaway at the start, but Max managed to jump Lando. Lewis also passed George. Lando got back ahead of Max on lap 13. The Barcelona circuit is known for tire wear, and Red Bull put Max on a 3-stop strategy when most teams were planning on a 2-stop. Max was looking certain for third place until Kimi Antonelli's Mercedes engine gave out with just over 10 laps to go bringing out the safety car. All of the front runners went to the pits to change tires, but Max only had a set of the slower hard tires available. At the restart, Max's car nearly went sideways, allowing Charles Leclerc to pass. Max then went off-track as George tried to pass, but came out ahead. His team told Max to give the place back to George. Max wasn't happy about the instruction and appeared to deliberately hit George when it looked like he was letting him through. That earned Max a 10-second penalty and three points on his licence (he's now only one point away from a one race ban!).

At the end, it was McLaren first and second with Oscar ahead of Lando. Charles got his second podium in a row with George in fourth. Nico Hulkenberg in his Kick Sauber surprised a lot of people by passing Lewis near the end to finish fifth. Max actually crossed the line in fifth, but his penalty pushed him back to 10th. In ninth, former World Champion Fernando Alonso was cheered by his home crowd as he scored his first points of the season. You can see the highlights here.

Oscar is now 10 points ahead of Lando in the drivers' championship. In the constructors championship, McLaren have over double the points of their nearest rivals, Ferrari, who in-turn moved ahead of Mercedes today.

It's two weeks until the next race in Canada.