Meadowmufn

I never thought of that!  I haven't been here in a while but I'll make more of an effort.

Glad to hear you're recovering @HossC. Gallbladder issues run in my family. My paternal grandmother, dad, and sister have all had theirs out and doctors are monitoring my nephew's, which will probably have to be removed eventually. I've had my own scares and testing for the same, but so far no surgery. I've had five other surgeries in the last 13 years though, so I completely understand that soreness and problems with coughing. Take care of yourself.

Thanks. I miss you guys too. I've been super busy, but I'm currently on leave for the rest of the year due to work stress. I think you can count on two fingers how many years in the past decade or so I haven't had a surgery or a medical procedure of some type. Fortunately, aside from stress and fatigue, I'm doing pretty well right now and I'm looking forward to Christmas and my birthday. All the presents have been bought and wrapped. The house is decorated, the tree is up. The nog is chilling in the fridge (and we have a little rum in the pantry to mix in... ). I'm ready!

Thanks. I miss you guys too. I've been super busy, but I'm currently on leave for the rest of the year due to work stress. I think you can count on two fingers how many years in the past decade or so I haven't had a surgery or a medical procedure of some type. Fortunately, aside from stress and fatigue, I'm doing pretty well right now and I'm looking forward to Christmas and my birthday. All the presents have been bought and wrapped. The house is decorated, the tree is up. The nog is chilling in the fridge (and we have a little rum in the pantry to mix in... ). I'm ready!

It looks a lot better on smartphones now. 

I updated the main site today and spent some time optimizing so, hopefully, the site loads faster. As I have time, I'll likely be going through and updating, adding, and deleting old stuff. As with the forums, if you run across any issues, please let me know.

Thanks. I know I haven't been on HNet a lot lately, but I do check in from time to time and I'm happy to see folks still here sharing their love for the show here.

Glad to hear you're recovering @HossC. Gallbladder issues run in my family. My paternal grandmother, dad, and sister have all had theirs out and doctors are monitoring my nephew's, which will probably have to be removed eventually. I've had my own scares and testing for the same, but so far no surgery. I've had five other surgeries in the last 13 years though, so I completely understand that soreness and problems with coughing. Take care of yourself.

Thanks. I know I haven't been on HNet a lot lately, but I do check in from time to time and I'm happy to see folks still here sharing their love for the show here.

Glad to hear you're recovering @HossC. Gallbladder issues run in my family. My paternal grandmother, dad, and sister have all had theirs out and doctors are monitoring my nephew's, which will probably have to be removed eventually. I've had my own scares and testing for the same, but so far no surgery. I've had five other surgeries in the last 13 years though, so I completely understand that soreness and problems with coughing. Take care of yourself.

Glad to hear you're recovering @HossC. Gallbladder issues run in my family. My paternal grandmother, dad, and sister have all had theirs out and doctors are monitoring my nephew's, which will probably have to be removed eventually. I've had my own scares and testing for the same, but so far no surgery. I've had five other surgeries in the last 13 years though, so I completely understand that soreness and problems with coughing. Take care of yourself.

Thanks everyone. You guys in the US have really gone to a lot of trouble for my birthday this year.

I updated the main site today and spent some time optimizing so, hopefully, the site loads faster. As I have time, I'll likely be going through and updating, adding, and deleting old stuff. As with the forums, if you run across any issues, please let me know.

LOL. It's ok, but just don't let it happen again. Khee!

I'm sorry, but the correct response to "Christmas" would be "Meadowmufn"... since that's my birthday. LOL.

I want a ducky now. LOL. I think Troy would be fine with a duck. We took him to the lake shortly after we got him. He showed no interest in the ducks at all. Sadie, on the other hand, would have gone splashing out into the water to try to get at them. LOL.

I know I'd buy one!! Just kidding... I'd buy TWO! LOL.

I don't know why they call it "rebooting". It's not a computer. Usually, it ends up being a show by the same name, with the same character names, but everything's pretty much different. LOL.

I know, it's hard to believe, ain't it?

What lyrics (doesn't have to be whole songs) remind you of characters or events in Hazzard County?
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One day I looked into my rear view mirror
And comin' up from behind
There was a Georgia State policeman
And a hundred dollar fine
He looked me in the eye as he was writin' me up
He said "Driver, you been flyin'.
The ninety-five was the route you were on
It was not the speed limit sign."

I love collecting misheard lyrics. I thought I'd start this thread for all you music fans to post your favorite misheard lyrics.
Elton John is one of my favorite sources of misheard lyrics. One of the funniest has got to be the song "Bennie and the Jets". The original lyric is "She's got electric boots, a mohair suit", but it sounds like "She's got electric boobs, her mom has too". LOL. And that's how I always sing it!

I'm a li'l late to this thread, but I just wanted to add a R.I.P. for Jerry here. For years, I had a line from Amos Moses in my sig and have added it back in memory of Jerry. My husband and I are fans of the Smokey and the Bandit movies and we have several CDs of his music. He will be missed. I won't be mourning his loss, but rather celebrating his life...
Well, I got a big jug o' cider and a bottle of wine
One's for my honey and the other is mine
Sip on the cider, sip on the wine
Both sip together and a have a good time
One foot, two foot, slew foot drag
Swing your honey to the Sugar Foot Rag
Do a little jig and a zig and a zag
And listen to the steel guitar
As he plays that Sugar Foot Rag
I'm gonna spend all my money
And a git on a jag
Swing my honey to the Sugar Foot Rag
Walk right up, stomp on the floor
Swing up the middle with a shoofly four
One foot, two foot, slew foot drag
Swing your honey to the Sugarfoot Rag
Do a little jig and a zig and a zag
And listen to Jerry...
He's gonna play that Sugar Foot Rag

Occasionally, I find myself changing the lyrics of songs to something more Hazzard-like. I thought I'd start a thread for folks to post their own creations.
If you have a Christmas song, post it in the Christmas Lyrics thread.
And I'll start off with my Duke-ified rendition of Jose Cuervo, entitled Rosco P. Coltrane... and if you don't know the tune, you can listen to it here.
Well, it's Friday night
And the sun is settin'
And my eyes are glued
To the tv and I'm sittin'
On the floor with my family
I can't stop grinnin'
I watched Dukes of Hazzard tonight!
Rosco P. Coltrane
You are a friend of mine
I like to watch you
On the tv all the time
Did you catch them Duke Boys?
Did you shoot out the lights?
Did you crash yer car?
Did you stop a fight?
Now wait a minute
This plot looks familiar
The Dukes are some plough boys that fight the system
Well, they're awful cute
Especially with their shirts off
They jumped the General again tonight
Rosco P. Coltrane
You are a friend of mine
I like to watch you
On the tv all the time
Did you catch them Duke Boys?
Did you shoot out the lights?
Did you crash yer car?
Did you stop a fight?
All those crazy chases
How I love this little town
Let's hit the Boar's Nest
And have ourselves a round
Well the music is playin'
And my spirits are high
There's another chase a'comin'
And the sheriff's gonna flyyyyy
Rosco P. Coltrane
You are a friend of mine
I like to watch you
On the tv all the time
Every time we get together
I sure have a good time
You're my friend, you're the best
Mi amigo
Rosco P. Coltrane
You are a friend of mine
I like to watch you
On the tv all the time
Did you catch them Duke Boys?
Did you shoot out the lights?
Did you crash yer car?
Did you stop a fight?
Rosco P. Coltrane
You are a friend of mine

I thought Brian had the brawn and MaryAnne had the looks... Well, I know for sure I've got the brains.

Technically, that's a two word title, but since it's the same word twice, I'll give ya a pass. LOL.
MaryAnne, didn't you use "Fire" as an inspiration in one of your fics? LOL. I clearly seem to recall the words "I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE!" in one of your fics, but I can't remember which one. Or maybe I'm just going senile...