Alf:"You love it here on Gilligan's Isle don't you?" Skipper:"Are you kidding!? Why, we'd be out of here in a minute, if smarty pants over there could figure out a way to get us off this rock!" Professor:"Hey don't blame me! Every time I devise a plan, it always gets ruined by that hiba tootinest side kick of yours who's addlepated!" Skipper:"You can't call my Little Buddy addlepated!" Gilligan:"Stop calling me Little Buddy! I'm in my 40s for crying out loud!"