Skipper Duke Posted October 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 (Season 5 Otis Sues the County) Otis:"Boy, I sure would hate to have to fill out a form every time I fell down. Wouldn't leave me much time for drinkin'!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 (Season 1 Irresistible Andy) Opie Taylor:"You a desperate hunter, Miss Ellie?" Ellie Walker:"Not really." Opie Taylor:"'Cause I know where you can get yourself a possum." Ellie Walker:"No thanks sweetie. Right now, I'm on the trail of a baboon!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 The Andy Griffith Show fans... I bring you sad news. I have learned today that Betty Lynn(Thelma Lou) has passed away. She was 95. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Barney to Andy: "You ought to go on the radio and be an all-night disc jockey. At least then I could turn you off!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Barney:"I'll tell you who it should be made out to. It oughta be made out to Barney Sucker! Look at all them deductions!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 28, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 Otis:"No no Andy. Never apologize to a woman." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 (Season 2 The Jinx) Barney:"There are atmospheric rays which control bodily motion. Now if a person containing negative or hexant qualities gets between you and them rays, why he creates a static that jars any successful motion into an unsuccessful motion, and jinxes ya'. And that is a scientific fact!" Andy:"And that's also the biggest crock of nothin I've ever heard!" Barney:"Forget it. It's guys like you who laughed at Edison, the Wright Brothers, Buzz Fluheart." Andy:"Buzz Fluheart!?" Barney:"The man who discovered the scientific fact I was just telling you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 MOUNTAIN WEDDING EARNEST T. BASS: “You're mine. You was meant to be mine. You WILL be mine. Charlene, I'll make you a fine husband. I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by being real healthy. Say you'll be mine. Say you'll be my "belove-ded." BARNEY IN WEDDING GOWN: “ I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 Andy:"Looks like Otis was right! The only thing they understand is a leg of lamb!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 (Season 5 Family Visit) Andy:"Don’t do that Ollie! Don't play with the siren." Ollie:"What's a matter? Afraid yer gonna get arrested?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 “I don’t chew my cabbage twice “ Ernest T Bass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 (Season 5 Andy and Helen Have Their Day) George the TV repairman:"I think the Sheriff is kinda sore Barney." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2021 (Season 1 Irresistible Andy) Ellie Walker:"How dare you think I'd wanna marry you? Who do you think you are? Just because I accepted what I thought was a friendly, neighborly invitation... And for your information, Mr. Sheriff, I've given dozens of children free ice cream cones - even if they weren't the children of such gorgeous, charming, desirable catches as yourself! Well, let me tell you something, you big, brave hero - I wouldn't go to the dance with you if you were the last man on Earth, let alone marry you! Nor do I need your generous help in getting an escort. Just to prove it to you, I'm gonna go with the first single unattached man who comes through that door!" Barney Fife walks in. Ellie Walker:"You!" Barney Fife:"Me?" Ellie Walker:"Yes! Are you taking anybody to the dance Saturday?" Barney Fife:"No." Ellie Walker:"Good! In that case, I accept your invitation, thank you!" Barney Fife:(to Andy Taylor, after Ellie Walker leaves.)"I just came in here for some foot powder." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 (Season 2 Opie's Hobo Friend) Andy Taylor:"Your tomorrow's really gonna smart if you don't get up there and clean up your room!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 https://www.metv.com/quiz/can-you-match-these-andy-griffith-show-characters-to-the-right-occupations I got 14 out of 15. Should have been 15. But my finger slipped for Floyd and accidentally clicked Doctor instead of Barber in the choices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 Opie Taylor:"Are you a criminal?" Bobby Fleet:"According to your Pa I am. He framed the whole thing, the hick trouble maker!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 Bobby Fleet:"Ooooh! That kid is a menace!" Andy:"What happened?" Opie:"He called you a hick trouble maker, so I kicked him!" Andy:"He didn’t mean it. Opie:"I did too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 The Andy Griffith Show Fun Fact: Don Knotts(Barney Fife) was Alan Hale Jr.'s Little Buddy before Bob Denver(Gilligan). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 ANDY:"MAYOR!!!!!" MAYOR PIKE:"IT'S A OUTRAGE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 (From same episode as the last quotes posted) Andy:"Aunt Bee, and Opie????" Aunt Bee:"Well, I couldn’t very well leave him home alone. Could I?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2021 (Season 2 Sheriff Barney) Deputy Barney Fife:"Well, come on! Let's get the axes, and go!" Sheriff Andy Taylor: Go where Barn?" Deputy Barney Fife:"Well, to where he said to 411 Elm St.!" Sheriff Andy Taylor:"Don't that address sound familiar to you Barn?" Deputy Barney Fife:"Familiar!? Well, how could it sound familiar!? He just now told it to me this second! Wait a minute. 411 Elm St. that's where I live! Darn you Otis!" Otis Campbell:"The owner of the still is Barney Fife! Yeah get Barney Fife!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 (Season 5 The Luck of Newton Munroe) Barney:"Hey Newton, the cell door is open and the keys are in your car!" Andy:"Barney!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 (Season 3 Barney's First Car) Barney:"Can I put my bullet in?" Andy:"I think you better." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Aunt Bee:"I wish you'd speak English." Andy:"You understood what we're saying right Op ?" Opie:"Cheerio." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted December 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 (Season 4 The Haunted House) Gomer:"Age before beauty." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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