Skipper Duke Posted September 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 (Season 4 Barney's Sidecar) Andy:"Aunt Bee, we don't wanna kill him! Maybe hurt him a little, but we don't wanna kill him!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 (Season 4 Citizens Arrest)Gomer:"Stop! Stop! Barney stop! Barney stop! Citizens arrest! Citizens arrest! Citizens arrest!" Barney:"What are you yellin' about!?" Gomer:"Like you said, you broke the law by makin' an illegal U-turn, an' I hereby as a citizen of the town of Mayberry an' the United States of America arrest you!" Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 (Season 5 Opie Loves Helen) Deputy Barney Fife:"Well if it aint Daddy long legs." Sheriff Andy Taylor:"What's that supposed to mean!?" Deputy Barney Fife:"You know what it means!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 (Season 1 The Manhunt) Barney stops his mom at roadblock and frisks her. Mrs. Fife:"But Barney, I’m your mother." Deputy Barney Fife:"Sorry. But you might be the criminal disguised as you. Us lawmen can't afford to take any chances." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 (Season 1 Opie's Charity) Opie:"Pa? What are we havin' fer supper?" Andy:"Well, you an' Aunt Bee are havin' fried chicken.. an' I'm havin' crow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 I like watching for "Bloopers" and retakes. In the episode where the gold shipment comes to town, there are two different sets of "T-Men", and when Barney goes to the Hotel it is raining and his raincoat is wet. When they cut away and come back, his raincoat is dry. In the episode where Barney recites "The Preamble" and messes up his hair, they cut away and come back and his hair is combed again. I'm sure there are more and to me they add to the show and make it funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 Andy:"Well, were you drunk when Barney arrested you?" Otis:"I don't know! I didn't have my glasses on!" LOL!!! Season 1, Episode 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 Andy:"Otis can I get you a cup of coffee?" Otis:"No thank you! I don't drink coffee. It's bad for my liver." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=262439059123107&id=100060710448100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 (Not sure the Season or episode) Andy: "I don't know why I keep gettin' my own britches caught on my own pitchfork!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 (Season 4 My Fair Ernest T. Bass) Andy - “You lived with a possum and a raccoon?” Ernest T - “Sure! That’s where I learned to wash my food before I eat it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 (Not sure the season or episode) Andy:"What did you get them?" Barney:"Septic tank." (pause) Andy:"You're a fine son Barn." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 (Season 4 The Sermon For Today) Barney:“Yes Sir, that’s one subject you just can’t talk enough about… sin!” (Barney didn’t even hear the sermon because he was nodding the whole time.) Andy:"He didn't talk about sin!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 28, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 (Season 5 A Date for Goober) Barney - “You were on your date already?” Goober - “Yeah, and it sure went fast and I followed all the directions.” Barney - “Goober, you were on a date; you weren’t taking medicine.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted September 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 (Season 2 Keeper of the Flame) Barney Fife:"Andy I'm tryin' to tell you somethin' an' it's very important." Andy:"Hold on. Wait a minute. Maybe you won't have to. Jubel Foster yer under arrest!" Jubel:"Huh!? Under arrest, what for!?" Andy:"For runnin' a still, an' settin' fire to yer own barn. An' ain't that the finest way for a fire to spread every which way, when it hits that alcohol!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 (Season 5 Otis Sues the County) Barney:"I'll just put this away in case we need it." Andy:"Like right now!" Barney:"Huh?" Andy:"Our friend Otis Campbell and Neil Bentley are suin' us for $5,000.00!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 (Season 3 Barney's First Car) Thelma Lou:"Can you drive me out to the Johnson's some time-" (sees steering column rising out of the wheel)"Barrrney?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 (Season 5 The Lucky Letter) Barney:"Norbert, back it up! You're on my foot! You're on my foot! Norbert you're a... Ope, you better go on in the courthouse. You're cramping my language. You know what you are, don't you Norbert?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 (Not sure of the episode or season) Barney:"****-a-doodle-do!" Andy:"You wanna get up Barn? I wanna see if there's an egg in the chair." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 (Season 5 Three Wishes for Opie) Barney:"Gentlemen, I have the following announcement to make! Count Istvan Teleky exists!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 (Season 2 Opie's Hobo Friend) When the hobo told Andy he should just let Opie decide for himself how he wanted to live… Andy said, "No, I'm afraid it don't work that way. You can't let a young’n decide for himself. He'll grab at the first flashy thing with shiny ribbons on it. Then when he finds out there's a hook in it, it's too late. Wrong ideas come packaged with so much glitter that it's hard to convince them that other things might be better in the long run. All a parent can do is say 'Wait' and 'Trust me' and try to keep temptation away." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 (Season 5 Man in the Middle) When Barney & Thelmer Lou have a fallin' out: Barney:"So deep a friendship hath one man for another, that no female caress shall ever tear it asunder. Boy, the guy that wrote that must have been some kind of a nut!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 (Season 4 Citizen's Arrest) Gomer:"You can just go up an alley and holler fish!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 (Season 1 Ellie Comes to Town) Emma Brand:"Sheriff, I come to report a murder." Andy:"A murder?" Emma:"That's right." Andy:"Somebody's been murdered?" Emma:"Yes." Andy:"Who?" Emma:"Me!" Andy :"You?" Emma:"Yes, and I'll tell you who done it! That lady druggist, that's who!" Andy:"Miss Walker?" Emma:"She's the one. Now, Sheriff, go arrest her. Do your duty." Andy:"Well, now, Emma, they's...they's just the teensiest little technicality involved here. You ain't quite dead yet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 (Season 2 The Jinx) Barney:"Fly away buzzard fly away crow way down south where the winds don’t blow rub your nose and give two winks and save us from this awful jinx." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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