December 19, 20214 yr Author Andy:"Well, didn't you go over to the house, an' tell 'em to bring me a hat and tie?" Barney:"Yeah. So you'd be in uniform. Not in trick-or-treat!"
January 17, 20224 yr Author (Season 2 A Medal for Opie) Barney Fife:"We'll make one great big muscle out of you." Andy Taylor:"Except in Opie's case, we'll try to stop at the neck."
January 19, 20224 yr Author (Season 3 The Loaded Goat) Otis Campbell:(To Jimmy the goat)"Uncle Nat!? What're you doin' here?"(Realizing it's a goat not Uncle Nat.)"Hey. Yer not Uncle Nat! Yer a goat."
January 19, 20224 yr Author (Season 6 Malcolm at the Crossroads) Ernest T. Bass:"Alright Sheriff alright I promise, I won't throw no more rocks!"(Waits for Andy to be out of earshot)"But I didn't say nothin' about no bricks! Hehehe!"
January 19, 20224 yr Author (Season 6 Malcolm at the Crossroads) Sheriff Andy Taylor:"I’m gonna confiscate on those rocks!!" Ernest T. Bass:"No Sheriff! No you ain't, them is my rocks!"
January 19, 20224 yr Author (Season 3 Convicts at Large) Maude Tyler/Ralph Henderson etc:"Rat!" Deputy Barney Fife:"You just settle down, Sister!"
January 20, 20224 yr Author Sheriff Andy Taylor:I'm tired of this town. I'm tired of this room. I'm tired of sheriffin." Deputy Barney Fife:"Are you tired of me?" Sheriff Andy Taylor:"Well, as a matter of fact, Barn, in a friendly hopin' you'll understand sort of way, yes I am."
January 20, 20224 yr Author (Season 3 Convicts at Large) Naomi:"Maude will think of something. You watch." Maude:"There's nobody here!"
January 21, 20224 yr Author (Season 4 Up in Barney's Room) Opie Taylor:"Pa Barney’s bleeding!" Andy Taylor:"Get a room you two !" Barney Fife:"That's not blood!" Andy Taylor:"Come along Ope. Thelma Lou will take care of Barney's face." Edited January 21, 20224 yr by Skipper Duke
January 21, 20224 yr Author Barney Fife:"Barney Fife or Edgar Coleman. Cause that's just about the way she exists."
January 24, 20224 yr Author (Season 1 Ellie Comes to Town) Emma Watson:"Sheriff, I'd like to report a murder!" Sheriff Andy Taylor:"Murder!? Who?" Emma Watson:"Me! And I'll tell you who did it too, that lady druggist that's who! Now, do yer duty! Go arrest her." Sheriff Andy Taylor:"Well, Emma, you see, there's just a little bitty technicality involved here. You ain't quite dead yet."
January 31, 20224 yr Author Harold John Smith (August 24, 1916 – January 28, 1994) He was an actor and voice actor, who was best known for his role as Otis Campbell, the town drunk on CBS's The Andy Griffith Show. Smith was also active in voice-over roles, having played many characters on various animated shorts including Owl in the first four original Winnie the Pooh shorts (the first three of which were combined into the feature film The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh) and later The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Uncle Tex on The Flintstones, Goliath in Davey and Goliath, and Flintheart Glomgold and Gyro Gearloose on DuckTales, as well as multiple other characters in The Huckleberry Hound Show, The Quick Draw McGraw Show, The Gumby Show, The Jetsons, Top Cat, Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!, Clutch Cargo, Hong Kong Phooey, and many more. He is also known to radio listeners as the original voice of John Avery Whittaker in Adventures in Odyssey. Smith would play Otis one more time in the television movie Return to Mayberry (1986). In the television movie, Otis is the town's ice cream truck driver and is reported to have been "sober for years". Smith later used his Otis Campbell character in commercial spots for the Mothers Against Drunk Driving organization and appeared as Otis in Alan Jackson's music video "Don't Rock the Juke Box". Smith was married to Louise C. Smith from 1936 until her death in 1992. They had a son. After his wife died in 1992, Smith's own health began to deteriorate rapidly. On January 28, 1994, at the age of 77, Hal Smith died from an apparent heart attack. He is interred at Woodlawn Cemetery in Santa Monica, California.
February 24, 20224 yr Author (Season 2 Andy and Barney in the Big City) Barney:"That's how I always sign, Bernard P. Fife, M.D." (long pause) "Mayberry Deputy!" Andy:"Now, Barn, outside of that meetin' we got with the commissioner, we're-we're really off duty, you know? Barney:"Off duty? Huh. Now, when is a lawman really off duty?"
February 25, 20224 yr Author (Season 4 Bargain Day) Gomer Pyle:"You’re a good assistant Op. We almost had that thing fixed." Andy Taylor:"And Call the man."
February 25, 20224 yr Author (Season 4 Bargain Day) Andy Taylor:"Aunt Bee! What's a matter with you!? He's gonna ruin that thing!"
February 25, 20224 yr Author (Season 4 The Shoplifters) Ben Weaver:"There’s enough going on here to wake the dead! And you sleep thru it all!" Asa Breeney:"I did not! I got up!"
February 25, 20224 yr Author (Season 4 The Shoplifters) Shopping Lady #1:"Isn't that Barney Fife?" Shopping Lady #2:"You're right it is. But the dummy is much better looking!"
February 25, 20224 yr Author (Season 4 The Shoplifters) Andy Taylor:“Little Old Ladies Ought Never to Clank.” Barney Fife:"Unless they're headed to the clink."
February 26, 20224 yr Author (Season 5 Opie Loves Helen) Opie Taylor:"When you and I are far apart, I no longer live." Helen Crump:"Opie, what are you reading, who’s with you??" Barney Fife:"Nobody!" Opie Taylor:"Barney said nobody." Helen Crump:"Opie, could you come over here please? I wanna talk to you." Opie Taylor:"“She wants me to come right over!”
February 26, 20224 yr Author (Season 5 Opie Loves Helen) Barney Fife(To Helen Crump):"You!? He was talking to you!? I'm a little surprised myself! Well, goodbye to you too!" Barney Fife(To Andy Taylor):"Well if it ain’t Daddy Long Legs!!!"
February 27, 20224 yr Author “Mister, don’t make me use my bare hands on you”. - Goober S8:E7 Aunt Bee, the Juror
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