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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)


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(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint)

(Gilligan painting Skipper. He misses the canvas, and literally paints the Skipper 's face.)

Skipper:(Angrily.)"Yes Gilligan! It's me, and it's very funny!"

 

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)

Ginger:"Would you let your wife wear this?" Producer:"Which wife?"

Ginger:"Your daughter!"

Producer:"Now that's hitting below the belt!" 

Ginger:"That's the problem. There's nothing below the belt. It's all above it!"

 

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)

Gilligan:"How 'bout that robot? R2D2?"

Skipper:"Well, there's nothing dirty in that!"

Gilligan:"R2D2 is a four letter word!"

 

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint)

Dubov:"Nincoompoopers, it's upside down!"

 

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint)

Ginger:"Belly dancer?! I'm not a stripper!" Dubov:"Who said anything about stripper? Belly dancer!"

Professor:"Ginger, he means Bali. Bali dancer from the island of Bali." Ginger:"Well, why didn't he say so?!" Dubov:"I did. I said "Belly dancer!"

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Pilot Episode Marooned

Mrs. Howell:"Thurston, they've all gone mad!" Skipper:"Grab a fish and talk into it!"

Mr. Howell:"Now, just a moment Captain!" Skipper:"Those are orders Mr. Howell, grab a fish and say something into it! You too, Missus Howell!" 

Mr. Howell:"You heard the Captain, Lovey!"(Passes the fish to her.)

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Pilot Episode Marooned

Professor:"Skipper. How long do you really think we'll be on this island?"

Skipper:"With that transmitter on the bottom of the ocean, we're stuck here. Unless we're spotted by a plane or a ship."

Professor:"That could be days, weeks, or even months. No wonder you insisted on building a shelter."

Skipper:"Correction Professor. 3 shelters. A his for the boys, a hers for the girls, and a theirs for the Howells."

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