You know you watch too much Dukes of Hazzard when...

[Eddiemunster]

You know you watch too much Dukes when every time you hear about Daisy and Enos almost getting married, you can't stop thinking about how their children would turn out to be!!!

[bethie88]

When you keep wondering if Jesse was ever married, and if so what happened to his wife....

[Jamanda]

He was married at one time. In "Luke's Love Story", Luke asked him, "Have you ever felt that way about a woman?" and Jesse says, "Yeah once...I married her."

[bethie88]

I must've missed that part, even though I've seen that episode a hundred times. Thanks, y'all!

[DixieDavenport]

Yeah, Jesse's wife is mentioned by name in a couple shows but I can't think of it. ( Maybe Lividia)

Can't think of the shows either. (IF I remember right it may be where Jesse and a friend was talking about making shine for each others wedings and for the kids birthdays, and then when his wife passed away for the wake?)

From what was said, I took it she was alive when the kids came to live there but had since passed away.

Dixie

[Dixie Lee_01]

Her name was Lavinia.

[Julieduke]

When cousin T.J. was five years old, he was over for a birthday party. So he was starting to get bored and I got why 1/64 scale general and such like that and put on a Dukes of Hazzerd video , and played the "Repo man" episode and everytime the general was jumped he had made the die-cast jump as well. It was so cute, I didn't get a picture of it but which I did. He will be eight years old on June 1, 2005 and he is a little blondie and alreadry full of spunk. He love watching the Dukes of Hazzerd and he probaly bugged his parents about when he got home.

[Julieduke]

You know you what to much dukes when you get a picture taken around a Charger ,you where something orange. True story, I went to Cleveland Autoshow with a bright orange hoodie on. I had looked in three wal-marts to find the right one and I only paid seven dollars for it.

[bethie88]

My little nephew, Bryson, is 5. Bo Duke is his hero!

[inga]

...when you hear Waylon Jennings narrating your dreams, even though you are not dreaming about the Dukes of Hazzard at the time!

(This happened occasionally to my dreams, back when I was watching the Dukes on TNN all the time.)

[JESSI DUKE]

...when you start dream about the Dukes each night and during the day tring to firgue out ways to get away from Rosco & Enos.

[DixieDavenport]

Jessi

Then I've watch too many DOH 26 years ago! I dream of one special Duke boy often!!

Dixie

[Mrs. Luke Duke]

When you really want to marry one of the Duke boys, you write a fanfic about it (like I did).

Dixie, Tom Wopat still looks handsome for his age. John Schneider also looks handsome in Smallville.

My 9 year old cousin, Matt, also likes 'Dukes'. He likes Boss Hogg because of his funny schemes with Rosco.

[inga]

.....when you get stopped for speeding, and you start thinking you should pull the cop's hat down over his face and tie his tie to something in order to make your getaway--but then you realize he's wearing neither a hat nor a tie!

(Again, happened to me, had those thoughts )

[bethie88]

Or you wish you had dynamite to throw at him.

[Julieduke]

My younger brother had the light blue 1982 Delta 88, and the left side doors didn't open so he two options either used the right side doors. Or slide in through the windows. I remember he brought home a ladder after my dad had bought at a ladder store. It was one of the car, it did great hey besides it was corny but it worked. Five years later or sothat same ladder fell out of the bed of his 1993 Ford Ranger in the middle of 1-71, true story. I remember another he took me and my older brother out for a drive and he lost the brakes, he just kept driving the neighborhood until it stop. My old brother was calm in the backseat despite the car having no brakes. And another the car had no insurance on it somebody else's plate on it to boot. He end up selling the delta 88 about week or two weeks after he bought it, but I deep down I think he had fun in that car.

[Julieduke]

T.J. didn't call it the General Lee he called it the orange car when he was watching it.

[bethie88]

Lol. Sounds like TJ and Bryson would be best buds.

[Julieduke]

T.J. lives in Creston,Ohio it is a small town in Ohio.

[bethie88]

lol. I guess they've never met, then... Bryson's never been to Ohio...

[dixiegeneral]

Here's several I even put one in Nascar Season 2005..

You know you've watched too much DOH when

1-u're a nascar fan and u root for the 01 car hoping that the Duke boys r behind the wheel and will when the race.

2-there is nobody else u really care to root for so u just choose the number 01 car for the heck of it.

3-You are soo much into the Dukes that you would root for anything that has to deal with them...i.e orange, 01, etc.

4-You know u watched too much Dukes when u watch them in at work when ur working at ur job...and ur boss don't complain cause he watches them when he goes home.

5-When you get a job kinda like Daisy's waitressing job and wear short shorts or tight skirts and try to act like her....plus having the dukes on at ur work place.

No lie people....I love waitressing so much at my job at OIP (Original Italian Pizza) we have a TV in the dining area so I try to have it on the Dukes at nite time...not to mention I do wear short tight skirts at work almost like Daisys Short Shorts. I try to act as much like her as I can to get as much tips as I can get. The only thing is I have to wear shoes/ sneakers instead of high heels..... ...But anyways I'm making out pretty good in my tips

Braveheart

[Capt_Redneck]

Here's several I even put one in Nascar Season 2005..

You know you've watched too much DOH when

1-u're a nascar fan and u root for the 01 car hoping that the Duke boys r behind the wheel and will when the race.

2-there is nobody else u really care to root for so u just choose the number 01 car for the heck of it.

3-You are soo much into the Dukes that you would root for anything that has to deal with them...i.e orange, 01, etc.

4-You know u watched too much Dukes when u watch them in at work when ur working at ur job...and ur boss don't complain cause he watches them when he goes home.

5-When you get a job kinda like Daisy's waitressing job and wear short shorts or tight skirts and try to act like her....plus having the dukes on at ur work place.

No lie people....I love waitressing so much at my job at OIP (Original Italian Pizza) we have a TV in the dining area so I try to have it on the Dukes at nite time...not to mention I do wear short tight skirts at work almost like Daisys Short Shorts. I try to act as much like her as I can to get as much tips as I can get. The only thing is I have to wear shoes/ sneakers instead of high heels..... ...But anyways I'm making out pretty good in my tips

Braveheart

Alright now.....Where is your Pizza place , I want a waitress like you...I wouldn't care how good or bad the Pizza is anyway..Bet you get pretty good tips too....I'll be down there quicker than you can say "YEEEEEEHHAAAWWW"

Darrell

[Brian Coltrane]

Cap'n, you'd probably be interested in the Daisy Duke contest a certain midwestern tavern has each year. I'd post some pics of it, but it gets a little bit...um...bawdy. And I know you're not into that kinda thang.

Brian

[Jamanda]

If I had a job waitressing, I'd be glad to wear sneakers. High heels are always killing my feet if I wear them too long. I dunno how Daisy does it. I work at a school and I usually wear clog type dress shoes or sneakers (it's a very laid back school) since I have to walk everywhere.

[Mrs. Luke Duke]

I just bought myself a new pair of shoes similar to the style that Daisy wears. I was lucky to find them in wide width too. I needed a pair of nice shoes for the summer to go with my dresses. These are quite comfortable because the heel is shaped like an hourglass and there's more stability when standing, compared to Daisy's heels.