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Arrest MaryAnne Coltrane!

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*truly stunned at the words for a moment then nods* Wow... That was really something! *thinks a moment looking at Brian* you mean something like...*clears throat* Ive felt things for you for a very long time and...I..*clears throat again* really think of you as someone very special...*Says sincerely*

*awkward pause* Yeah, that's more like it. Awright, Romeo, take it over there and speechify at MaryAnne! It's better that you practice your lines on her, than me, ya know.

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Ok Brian you makin' me wonder where or who you practiced on...:wink:

It don't matter who I practiced on before...it's who I practice on next that matters.

Sign-up sheets are right over there on the bookin' desk. ;)

It don't matter who I practiced on before...it's who I practice on next that matters.

Sign-up sheets are right over there on the bookin' desk. ;)

*clears throat*

Hows your health insurance, my dear?

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*wonders Alex would make a bigger impression if he tried to get the keys* Brian, did you decide on bail for MaryAnne yet? *asks quietly*

I knew ah forgot about somethin'....lemme git back to ya on that.

It don't matter who I practiced on before...it's who I practice on next that matters.

Sign-up sheets are right over there on the bookin' desk. ;)

*runs over to desk and reads sign up sheet* Oh, these are for Brian. *tosses back on desk, kind of let down* Well then... *walks away, still eating popcorn*

Cause you're cute, and your a Coltrane.

And I don't care about the whole practice thing.

Cause I'm the final exam.

If you and Brian left for a bit. Someone else could be in charge of the jail? *muses out loud*

Cause you're cute, and your a Coltrane.

And I don't care about the whole practice thing.

Cause I'm the final exam.

You and Brian, Alex and MaryAnne... Here I thought this was a Jail... lol.. Now y'all know Boss' gonna charge y'all a fine for matchmakin' services!

If you and Brian left for a bit. Someone else could be in charge of the jail? *muses out loud*

tee hee... *evil grin*

*walks into the court house looks at all the people standing around and Maryanne behind bars....blinks then wanders closer* It's such a sad day when the law goes bad and gets themselves locked up. *look of fake saddness*

*watches the shenanigans in the booking room from the jail cell. smirks* I always thought Alex and Brian made a cute couple.

*hears Daney's suggestion* Oooo.... Brian, why don't you n' Doc there go on over to the Busy Bee Cafe and have some better coffee than what this place has. Talk about your final exam an' all. Take Alex with ya, so he can practice his romantic lines. I'll be fine here. No problem...

*watches the shenanigans in the booking room from the jail cell. smirks* I always thought Alex and Brian made a cute couple.

*hears Daney's suggestion* Oooo.... Brian, why don't you n' Doc there go on over to the Busy Bee Cafe and have some better coffee than what this place has. Talk about your final exam an' all. Take Alex with ya, so he can practice his romantic lines. I'll be fine here. No problem...

*turns to see MaryAnne and smiles warmly at her* Oh no MaryAnne I couldnt possibly leave you all alone!

*turns to see MaryAnne and smiles warmly at her* Oh no MaryAnne I couldnt possibly leave you all alone!

Oh but Alex, I'm not alone! *gestures to all the folks standing around eating popcorn and watching the floor show*

After y'all are done at cafe. You should go to Maison's and get candy and flowers for MaryAnne, Alex. *suggests*

Yeah, Alex, you could get me some chocolates! Better than the chipped beef that gets served in this joint.

And believe me. I know what I'm talkin' about!

Yeah, Alex, you could get me some chocolates! Better than the chipped beef that gets served in this joint.

And believe me. I know what I'm talkin' about!

Yes I know the chipped beef is bad Ive had it myself.. *leans closer to the bars, face touching them* Yes you poor thing..but I can't leave you all alone here! *he turns to look over his shoulder* Can I get a volunteer to go get MaryAnne roses and a box of chocolates?

Yes I know the chipped beef is bad Ive had it myself.. *leans closer to the bars, face touching them* Yes you poor thing..but I can't leave you all alone here! *he turns to look over his shoulder* Can I get a volunteer to go get MaryAnne roses and a box of chocolates?

You can't leave me alone here? And I'm beginning to suspect that you're not gonna do squat to help get me out of here either!

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You can't leave me alone here? And I'm beginning to suspect that you're not gonna do squat to help get me out of here either!

Why should he? This is the most attention you've evah paid to him. Heh!

Why should he? This is the most attention you've evah paid to him. Heh!

*grins at Brian* You make a good point...so does this mean youre volunteering to get your cousin flowers and candy?

*grins at Brian* You make a good point...so does this mean youre volunteering to get your cousin flowers and candy?

No because he'll give Doc the flowers and candy. What he's giving me is heartburn.

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No because he'll give Doc the flowers and candy. What he's giving me is heartburn.

Aw, I'd give you the flowers and candy....in a platonic, cousinly gesture o' course. But Alex just wants me to play errand boy, and that ain't happenin'.

Nice to see you ain't gonna be lonely in heah, though.

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