Brian Coltrane Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Yes folks, MaryAnne wasn't payin' attention and found herself shoved inside the holding cell by yours truly. KHEEHAHAHAHA! ( See the "Arrest Garrett " thread for how it unfolded.)*looks at uniformed cousin who's locked behind bars* Ya know MaryAnne, I always wanted to pull this on ya, just once. And it's every bit as entertainin' as ah thought it would be. Now if you'll excuse me just a moment, I need to allow mahself some display o' victory.*snatches up the jail keys from the peg on the wall, not taking any chances, and shoves them into the inner pocket of leather jacket. Proceeds to jump up on the booking dance and break into an end-zone boogie*I fought the law, and ...I won! I fought the law, and...I won! Da da! Da da! Dah da-da-da-dahhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Yes folks, MaryAnne wasn't payin' attention and found herself shoved inside the holding cell by yours truly. KHEEHAHAHAHA! ( See the "Arrest Garrett " thread for how it unfolded.)*looks at uniformed cousin who's locked behind bars* Ya know MaryAnne, I always wanted to pull this on ya, just once. And it's every bit as entertainin' as ah thought it would be. Now if you'll excuse me just a moment, I need to allow mahself some display o' victory.*snatches up the jail keys from the peg on the wall, not taking any chances, and shoves them into the inner pocket of leather jacket. Proceeds to jump up on the booking dance and break into an end-zone boogie*I fought the law, and ...I won! I fought the law, and...I won! Da da! Da da! Dah da-da-da-dahhh!*watches the excessive display from the jail cell, wearing a scowl on face. Can't believe how easily she had been duped* Yeah, well, don't fall off the desk, silly. I'd hate see your victory ruined by bustin' your leg, or your head, or something.*looks around the jail cell* Hey don't I get one of those tin cups for some water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted February 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 *watches the excessive display from the jail cell, wearing a scowl on face. Can't believe how easily she had been duped* Yeah, well, don't fall off the desk, silly. I'd hate see your victory ruined by bustin' your leg, or your head, or something.*looks around the jail cell* Hey don't I get one of those tin cups for some water?*turns around in mid-dance* You've been in there thirty seconds. B'sides, the tin cup won't fit through the bars. Would her Jail-ness like a paper cup to sip outta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 *turns around in mid-dance* You've been in there thirty seconds. B'sides, the tin cup won't fit through the bars. Would her Jail-ness like a paper cup to sip outta?No. I wanted the tin cup so I could make some noise. You know, rattle against the bars? *takes handcuffs from belt and knocks them against the bars instead*Awright Mr. Jailer. Since everyone else has been tossed in here under trumped up---er, I mean under various charges, you got some crime in mind that I've committed? Am I gonna be subjected to bail? What about my one phone call? I wanna see a lawyer. I wanna see my doctor. I wanna see my Indian Chief. *grins* I can do this all day... KHEE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted February 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 No. I wanted the tin cup so I could make some noise. You know, rattle against the bars? *takes handcuffs from belt and knocks them against the bars instead*Awright Mr. Jailer. Since everyone else has been tossed in here under trumped up---er, I mean under various charges, you got some crime in mind that I've committed? Am I gonna be subjected to bail? What about my one phone call? I wanna see a lawyer. I wanna see my doctor. I wanna see my Indian Chief. *grins* I can do this all day... KHEE! Good! 'Cause yer gonna be in heah all day! All night, too. You just list all yer little wants and complaints for Amnesty International there. I'll think of some bail for ya after I make up some charges. After mah donut and coffee. *jumps down from the booking desk, and heads over to the coffee pot, whistling the theme from the Andy Griffith Show, which is darn inappropriate under the cirmcumstances* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLeeGirl Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Hahaha.. The deputy caught in her own trap...Sorry to hear your stuck in here MaryAnne... *motions to Brian* Especially with Brian here doing, er... Umm... Well, I don't know what he's doing, but he looks like he's having fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Good! 'Cause yer gonna be in heah all day! All night, too. You just list all yer little wants and complaints for Amnesty International there. I'll think of some bail for ya after I make up some charges. After mah donut and coffee. *jumps down from the booking desk, and heads over to the coffee pot, whistling the theme from the Andy Griffith Show, which is darn inappropriate under the cirmcumstances**walks into the courthouse and over to the holding cell, peering in to see captured Coltrane* aww poor MaryAnne...tricked by your own kin. *turns to see Brian about to make coffee* Now what was that you were saying Brian about me needing a cellmate? *grins* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jami Lee Hogg Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 MaryAnne there is a small bright side to your being in jail. At least you a break from all the work boss has been piling up on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasdaisy09 Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Lol! No kiddin' but then Boss'll find a way to bring the work to you...that's one of his specialties it seems....he don't take no excuses even if ya never missed a day of work in you life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted February 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 *walks into the courthouse and over to the holding cell, peering in to see captured Coltrane* aww poor MaryAnne...tricked by your own kin. *turns to see Brian about to make coffee* Now what was that you were saying Brian about me needing a cellmate? *grins**almost pours coffee on the floor hearing that suggestion* Alex, lockin' you up with MaryAnne would be cruel and unusual punishment to her. *pausing* Even if it ain't cruel, it would be unusual, and paybacks are hell, ya know. *pours a dozen sugar packets into coffee, sips at it* Ya know what ya could do, though, is woo her through the bars. Read her some poetry...sing to her...do a mime impression....impress her with your Yoga poses. Do all those lil' thangs you've been dyin' to do but nevah had the opportunity. Ah'm sure she'd enjoy the attention....*having thus arranged mild torture for MaryAnne, grins into the coffee cup* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 *almost pours coffee on the floor hearing that suggestion* Alex, lockin' you up with MaryAnne would be cruel and unusual punishment to her. *pausing* Even if it ain't cruel, it would be unusual, and paybacks are hell, ya know. *pours a dozen sugar packets into coffee, sips at it* Ya know what ya could do, though, is woo her through the bars. Read her some poetry...sing to her...do a mime impression....impress her with your Yoga poses. Do all those lil' thangs you've been dyin' to do but nevah had the opportunity. Ah'm sure she'd enjoy the attention....*having thus arranged mild torture for MaryAnne, grins into the coffee cup*How true!! I have a captive audience! *grins* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLeeGirl Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 How true!! I have a captive audience! *grins*Hey MaryAnne, Want some popcorn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pendragon1980 Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 I think Alex is gonna to have more than Maryanne for an audience for his courting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted February 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 I think Alex is gonna to have more than Maryanne for an audience for his courting.This keeps gettin' better. I notice thus far, nobody is clamouring for MaryAnne's release. Except, of course, MaryAnne. Bahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 This keeps gettin' better. I notice thus far, nobody is clamouring for MaryAnne's release. Except, of course, MaryAnne. Bahahaha!Im volunteering to join her! But since you say its cruel to lock me in with her... *thinks a moment* Poetry huh let me see... *pauses a moment* there once a man from Nantucket.. oh wait! cant tell you that one! *thinks again* there once was a man name Enos... *stops* cant tell you that one either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pendragon1980 Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 This keeps gettin' better. I notice thus far, nobody is clamouring for MaryAnne's release. Except, of course, MaryAnne. Bahahaha!Indeed. Heck with the popcorn, I'll have a cup of cop coffee before it melts through the table.As far the arrests go, I'm rather glad the law never as far as the "W"s yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted February 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Im volunteering to join her! But since you say its cruel to lock me in with her... *thinks a moment* Poetry huh let me see... *pauses a moment* there once a man from Nantucket.. oh wait! cant tell you that one! *thinks again* there once was a man name Enos... *stops* cant tell you that one either!Awright, now you're bein' cruel and unusual to me! Quit with the bad limericks. You gotta appeal to her sensitive side. Say somethin' from deep inside....that doesn't come out like a belch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Awright, now you're bein' cruel and unusual to me! Quit with the bad limericks. You gotta appeal to her sensitive side. Say somethin' from deep inside....that doesn't come out like a belch.*looks at Brian* something deep like... youre the cream in my coffee deep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Hey Brian, Remember when Boss had the plan to charge people to see public enemy number one? It didn't work out too good but it was a nice plan.Then, there was the concert that was free but he charged ten dollars to get out. Maybe you could combine those two plans and put up a sign saying that seeing MaryAnne in jail is free....but then charge them to get out. My guess is that after hearing her loud screams for help, folks would pay some pretty good money to get out of there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted February 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 *looks at Brian* something deep like... youre the cream in my coffee deep?That was awful. It's no damn wonder she's nevah went out with you. Don't you know how to romance somebody proper?!*sets down the coffee cup and steps closer, to demonstrate* You gotta be personal! Intimate! You gotta git eye to eye, and speak quiet enuff so she's gotta pay attention to listen! Like this....*leans in closer to Alex, murmuring* You've nevah known how often ah've wanted to be this close...to see the light in your eyes, and be able to touch your face...if only ah dared. But such privileges are nevah mine, nevah will be mine, so long as your heart is kept locked away. Oh, how ah've hoped, and wished, and dreamed for the day when I could confess all I've felt for you! And confess it ah would, if there was the smallest chance on this green earth, that you could care for me the same. *ends this with a strained whisper, dark eyes holding a deep gaze...and then remembers the audience*Ya'll do realize this was for educational purposes only! *looks back at Alex* YOU do realize this was for educational purposes only..... *takes a step away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLeeGirl Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 *looks at Brian* something deep like... youre the cream in my coffee deep?*Leans up against the wall, pops some popcorn in her mouth* I don't know Alex... Sounds pretty deep to me! You'll have to ask MaryAnne on her opinion though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLeeGirl Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 That was awful. It's no damn wonder she's nevah went out with you. Don't you know how to romance somebody proper?!*sets down the coffee cup and steps closer, to demonstrate* You gotta be personal! Intimate! You gotta git eye to eye, and speak quiet enuff so she's gotta pay attention to listen! Like this....*leans in closer to Alex, murmuring* You've nevah known how often ah've wanted to be this close...to see the light in your eyes, and be able to touch your face...if only ah dared. But such privileges are nevah mine, nevah will be mine, so long as your heart is kept locked away. Oh, how ah've hoped, and wished, and dreamed for the day when I could confess all I've felt for you! And confess it ah would, if there was the smallest chance on this green earth, that you could care for me the same. *ends this with a strained whisper, dark eyes holding a deep gaze...and then remembers the audience*Ya'll do realize this was for educational purposes only! *looks back at Alex* YOU do realize this was for educational purposes only..... *takes a step away*Or so he says... *Keeps on eating popcorn. Totally enthralled with the show going on in the courthouse* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pendragon1980 Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 That was awful. It's no damn wonder she's nevah went out with you. Don't you know how to romance somebody proper?!*sets down the coffee cup and steps closer, to demonstrate* You gotta be personal! Intimate! You gotta git eye to eye, and speak quiet enuff so she's gotta pay attention to listen! Like this....*leans in closer to Alex, murmuring* You've nevah known how often ah've wanted to be this close...to see the light in your eyes, and be able to touch your face...if only ah dared. But such privileges are nevah mine, nevah will be mine, so long as your heart is kept locked away. Oh, how ah've hoped, and wished, and dreamed for the day when I could confess all I've felt for you! And confess it ah would, if there was the smallest chance on this green earth, that you could care for me the same. Now I am jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasdaisy09 Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 You sure that wasn't to show how big of a sweet talker you are Brian? My goodness that takes the cake.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 That was awful. It's no damn wonder she's nevah went out with you. Don't you know how to romance somebody proper?!*sets down the coffee cup and steps closer, to demonstrate* You gotta be personal! Intimate! You gotta git eye to eye, and speak quiet enuff so she's gotta pay attention to listen! Like this....*leans in closer to Alex, murmuring* You've nevah known how often ah've wanted to be this close...to see the light in your eyes, and be able to touch your face...if only ah dared. But such privileges are nevah mine, nevah will be mine, so long as your heart is kept locked away. Oh, how ah've hoped, and wished, and dreamed for the day when I could confess all I've felt for you! And confess it ah would, if there was the smallest chance on this green earth, that you could care for me the same. *ends this with a strained whisper, dark eyes holding a deep gaze...and then remembers the audience*Ya'll do realize this was for educational purposes only! *looks back at Alex* YOU do realize this was for educational purposes only..... *takes a step away**truly stunned at the words for a moment then nods* Wow... That was really something! *thinks a moment looking at Brian* you mean something like...*clears throat* Ive felt things for you for a very long time and...I..*clears throat again* really think of you as someone very special...*Says sincerely* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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