January 17, 201016 yr Author *Sighs* I stopped worrying about fitting in some where years ago. I just exist.~Chet
January 18, 201016 yr *bursts out laughing* Youre right Brian he has... so the bigger question is, hes not in with the Dukes, hes not in with the outlaws, so where exactly does Chet fit in?? *grins*Careful. If he's not in with Dukes and he's not in with outlaws we may have to put a badge on 'em...muhahahahaha...
January 18, 201016 yr Careful. If he's not in with Dukes and he's not in with outlaws we may have to put a badge on 'em...muhahahahaha... Deputy Chet...or Deputy Cowboy? It does seem to have a nice ring to it. Don't you think?
January 18, 201016 yr Garrett are you trying to rile him? *secretly agrees with Garrett about the title having a nice ring to it* Deputy Chet...or Deputy Cowboy? It does seem to have a nice ring to it. Don't you think?
January 18, 201016 yr Author "Deputy Chet Duke?" *Scratches chin.* "Deputy Cowboy" Hmmmm....Does have a very nice ring to it, where do I apply?~Chet
January 18, 201016 yr As long as Chet couldn't arrest people, carry a gun, drive a patrol car, write tickets, confiscate anything, eat doughnuts, investigate crimes, help old ladies across the street, have a badge, work undercover or hang around at the courthouse, I think he'd make a pretty good deputy.
January 18, 201016 yr Author If I cant do any of that what the hells of the point of being a deputy? Maybe I should be a fire fighter, that way I could drown all the BS'ers around here.~Chet
January 18, 201016 yr I agree...if Chet can't do all them things being a deputy, why be a deputy? I don't think you're giving Chet enough credit, Roger...he'd make a great deputy. Plus being a deputy may be Chet's calling...may even keep him outta trouble. Give him some meaning to life. Then again, Chet, you may make a great fire fighter as well.
January 18, 201016 yr I agree with Garrett, a deputy or a fire fighter would be honorable positions of meaning.....One thing Garrett..keep a Duke outta trouble...., is that even possible? Trouble seems to follow them everywhere.I agree...if Chet can't do all them things being a deputy, why be a deputy? I don't think you're giving Chet enough credit, Roger...he'd make a great deputy. Plus being a deputy may be Chet's calling...may even keep him outta trouble. Give him some meaning to life. Then again, Chet, you may make a great fire fighter as well.
January 18, 201016 yr *Sighs* Well BL...you just had to go and remind me, huh? HA HA. How could I forget that...being a Duke myself? Guess I just assumed it was only I that trouble followed! As for if it is possible to keep a Duke outta trouble...hmmm. I highly doubt that is possible seeing how often we seem to find ourselves into trouble and having to find a way out.
January 18, 201016 yr Thanks Daney. You're welcome! Chet might make a good private detective or bounty hunter. They don't have to follow the same procedures that police do.
January 19, 201016 yr There ya go Chet... a bounty hunter or a private investigator. You'd probably be able to carry a gun with those titles as well. (Didn't know you were out lookin' for a career change, did ya bro? Wish you the best o' luck! )
January 19, 201016 yr Maybe we should consider Chet as a deputy. He couldn't do any worse than the people in charge who have been throwing Dukes in jail lately for no reason at all.....and now they're picking on the Davenports. When will all this injustice stop?
January 19, 201016 yr Maybe we should consider Chet as a deputy. He couldn't do any worse than the people in charge who have been throwing Dukes in jail lately for no reason at all.....and now they're picking on the Davenports. When will all this injustice stop?Ohh, SOMEBODY is lookin' for a repeat stay!If you're lookin' for justice, you're in the wrong town. Mayberry is thataway. This is Hazzard.Chet, a/k/a Cowboy, as a deputy? Over my dead body. Wow, that'd be a great place to cue up some dramatic music.
January 19, 201016 yr Ohh, SOMEBODY is lookin' for a repeat stay!I was just kidding. You're doing a great job buddy. By the way, did I mention those new boots of yours look great. If you ever need them shined or anything I'm your man.
January 19, 201016 yr Author *Smirks.* I think a Bounty Hunter would be a great job for me, Outlaw gone Bounty Hunter. *Chuckles.* Theres enough riff-raff, criminals and full time outlaws, not to mention the one considered best or should I say "Lord of-" the outlaws to keep me in business until I grow old. ROSCO! MARYANNE! I need a favor if you please. I need all the most recent wanted and reward posters you have, especially on one Brian Coltrane and his blond side kick Alex Jackson. Thank you... ~Chet
January 19, 201016 yr *Smirks.* I think a Bounty Hunter would be a great job for me, Outlaw gone Bounty Hunter. *Chuckles.* Theres enough riff-raff, criminals and full time outlaws, not to mention the one considered best or should I say "Lord of-" the outlaws to keep me in business until I grow old. ROSCO! MARYANNE! I need a favor if you please. I need all the most recent wanted and reward posters you have, especially on one Brian Coltrane and his blond side kick Alex Jackson. Thank you... ~ChetOh really? So... you think just because you say you're a bounty hunter now its true, is that how it works? *chuckles* And you think theres enough work until you're old and gray? Uh huh...Gee I dont know about you Brian, but I'm not shaking in my boots... are you? Somehow... I doubt it! *grins*
January 20, 201016 yr *Smirks.* I think a Bounty Hunter would be a great job for me, Outlaw gone Bounty Hunter. *Chuckles.* Theres enough riff-raff, criminals and full time outlaws, not to mention the one considered best or should I say "Lord of-" the outlaws to keep me in business until I grow old. ROSCO! MARYANNE! I need a favor if you please. I need all the most recent wanted and reward posters you have, especially on one Brian Coltrane and his blond side kick Alex Jackson. Thank you... ~ChetYou need a Wanted poster? For what? You know what we look like, and we're standin' right here. Besides, if I was worth fifty cents, MaryAnne would just throw a potato sack over my head and drag me in to collect it. And as a bounty hunter, you'd probably make more money turning in empty soda cans you find alongside the ditch.
January 20, 201016 yr Author That just goes to show what little you guys know... First... I dont come anywhere NEAR qualifying to be a Bounty Hunter. MaryAnne and MeadowMuffin have a filing cabinet with my name on it, a entire cabinet dedicated to the criminal records of one Chet Duke. Second.... Im sure theres a few dozen wanted posters and rewards with MY name on it. Now wouldnt if be silly for me to bring myself in? Honestly... Third.... I cant were a uniform... or any kind of monkey suit for that matter, they make me itch. Also anything less then a .44 or a .45 is a varmit gun.So I guess you poor guys are stuck with me as an outlaw. But hey, I'd rather fight an enemy I know then a total stranger. ~Chet
January 20, 201016 yr I heard that Jude Emery retired and moved to Argentina. Maybe there's an opening for a Texas Ranger. How's your Texas accent? You wouldn't really need a uniform since you'd be working undercover. Hey, I just had a thought. Maybe Chet is already an undercover ranger but is just pretending to be an outlaw to throw us all off.
January 21, 201016 yr Author Oh yeah sure... I been pretending to be an Outlaw for TEN YEARS! *Rolls eyes.*~Chet
January 21, 201016 yr Well Chet stranger things have happened in Hazzard I reckon.....there's always something strange going on around here.Oh yeah sure... I been pretending to be an Outlaw for TEN YEARS! *Rolls eyes.*~Chet
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