May 18, 200917 yr Emma Says "He went on are you Smarter Than a Fifth Grader and got beat by a First Grader were still teasing about that now Cooter."Cue AnybodyCooter said "i can imagine what Jeff Foxworthy was thinking"
May 18, 200917 yr Author Cooter said "i can imagine what Jeff Foxworthy was thinking"Emma Says "Before he went on he asked who is Jeff Foxworthy now?"Cue Anybody
May 18, 200917 yr Emma Says "Before he went on he asked who is Jeff Foxworthy now?"Cue AnybodyCooter says "are you serious?"
May 18, 200917 yr Author Cooter says "are you serious?"Emma Says "He doesn't get out much only watches Wheel of Fortune and when that's one you can't even get a tow now."Cue Anybody
May 18, 200917 yr Emma Says "He doesn't get out much only watches Wheel of Fortune and when that's one you can't even get a tow now."Cue AnybodyCooter laughes "if im lucky i get to watch NASCAR"
May 18, 200917 yr Author Cooter laughes "if im lucky i get to watch NASCAR"Emma Says "People Complain once Billy Bob made him come out during Wheel of Fortune now."Cue Anybody
May 18, 200917 yr Emma Says "People Complain once Billy Bob made him come out during Wheel of Fortune now."Cue AnybodyCooter laughed
May 19, 200917 yr Author Cooter laughedEmma Says "You know I don't know and I get real worried when Billy Bob says he's going to look under the hood of my car. I'm worried one day he might get lost he's a great Sheriff but under the hood he's needs a road map and he's not a car best friend either as well."Cue Anybody
May 19, 200917 yr Emma Says "You know I don't know and I get real worried when Billy Bob says he's going to look under the hood of my car. I'm worried one day he might get lost he's a great Sheriff but under the hood he's needs a road map and he's not a car best friend either as well."Cue AnybodyCooter says "your fiance would need a blue print just to change the oil in a car, no offense"
May 19, 200917 yr Author Cooter says "your fiance would need a blue print just to change the oil in a car, no offense"Emma Says "I know he's not the brightest now, he's one heck of a honest Sheriff right now thow."Cue Anybody
May 19, 200917 yr Emma Says "I know he's not the brightest now, he's one heck of a honest Sheriff right now thow."Cue AnybodyCooter nodds "hes a great guy too"
May 19, 200917 yr Author Cooter nodds "hes a great guy too"Emma Says "He once gave me a speeding ticket, it's show his honestly now."Cue Anybody
May 19, 200917 yr Emma Says "He once gave me a speeding ticket, it's show his honestly now."Cue AnybodyCooter laughed "the sheriff in Chickasaw once gave a speeding ticket to his own daughter, it was funny"
May 19, 200917 yr Author Cooter laughed "the sheriff in Chickasaw once gave a speeding ticket to his own daughter, it was funny"Emma Says "Billy Bob got a speeding ticket from Sheriff Coltrane just today, he told me that he was going to do the same if even was speeding through his town now."Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport or daisydukeXenosstrait
May 19, 200917 yr Emma Says "Billy Bob got a speeding ticket from Sheriff Coltrane just today, he told me that he was going to do the same if even was speeding through his town now."Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport or daisydukeXenosstraitCooter said "id like to see that one"
May 19, 200917 yr Author Cooter said "id like to see that one"Emma smiles and Says "Me Too."Cue Anybody
May 20, 200917 yr Author soon Cooter pulled up to the Duke farmBilly Bob Says "No wait a minute your pregnant let me help you down Emma and listen your car sounds funny right now I was just looking under the hood that's all."Cue Anybody
May 20, 200917 yr Billy Bob Says "No wait a minute your pregnant let me help you down Emma and listen your car sounds funny right now I was just looking under the hood that's all."Cue AnybodyEmma says "Billy Bob i can walk" and gets out of the tow truck "stay away from my car, let Cooter fix it, and please go talk to Enos"
May 21, 200917 yr Author Emma says "Billy Bob i can walk" and gets out of the tow truck "stay away from my car, let Cooter fix it, and please go talk to Enos"Billy Bob Says "Oh fine it sound like it was acting up and why do I got to talk to Enos right now anyways geez don't even trust me right now as well."Cue Anybody
May 21, 200917 yr Author Billy Bob Says "Oh fine it sound like it was acting up and why do I got to talk to Enos right now anyways geez don't even trust me right now as well."Cue AnybodyBilly Bob walks back over and Says "Why don't you trust around your car Emma? You always get like that now all the time why is that bucket of bolts so damm important to you, do you love it more than me now."Cue anybody
May 21, 200917 yr Author Billy Bob Says "Oh fine it sound like it was acting up and why do I got to talk to Enos right now anyways geez don't even trust me right now as well."Cue AnybodyBilly Bob walks back over and Says "Why don't you trust around your car Emma? You always get like that now all the time why is that bucket of bolts so damm important to you, do you love it more than me now."Cue anybody
May 21, 200917 yr Author Billy Bob Says "Oh fine it sound like it was acting up and why do I got to talk to Enos right now anyways geez don't even trust me right now as well."Cue AnybodyBilly Bob walks back over and Says "Why don't you trust around your car Emma? You always get like that now all the time why is that bucket of bolts so damm important to you, do you love it more than me now."Cue anybody
May 21, 200917 yr Billy Bob walks back over and Says "Why don't you trust around your car Emma? You always get like that now all the time why is that bucket of bolts so damm important to you, do you love it more than me now."Cue anybodyEmma says "of course not Billy Bob! and well you have to talk to Enos because hes scared of being a daddy"
May 21, 200917 yr Author Emma says "of course not Billy Bob! and well you have to talk to Enos because hes scared of being a daddy"Billy Bob Says "This our first baby Emma, and I'm not that won't help I still don't think you should be delivering the mail while being pregnant and working at the Ned's Automotive as well."Cue Anybody
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