Billy Bob Says "This our first baby Emma, and I'm not that won't help I still don't think you should be delivering the mail while being pregnant and working at the Ned's Automotive as well."

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Emma says "im the secretery for Ned, okay, i aint doin all the heavy liftin and other work, now go talk to Enos, and ill be fine, geez im just pregnant, i aint dieing"

Emma says "im the secretery for Ned, okay, i aint doin all the heavy liftin and other work, now go talk to Enos, and ill be fine, geez im just pregnant, i aint dieing"

Billy Bob walked away and looked for Enos.

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Billy Bob walked away and looked for Enos.

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Enos said "what up with Emma?"

Enos said "what up with Emma?"

Billy Bob Says "Her and that dang car, everytime something goes wrong she sends me away claims a jinx or something but I'm the best and most honest lawman in all of Texas now Enos."

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Billy Bob Says "Her and that dang car, everytime something goes wrong she sends me away claims a jinx or something but I'm the best and most honest lawman in all of Texas now Enos."

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Enos sighes "thats women for ya, expecially pregnant women"

Enos sighes "thats women for ya, expecially pregnant women"

Billy Bob Says "I hear were both going to be fathers this is my first she doesn't think I'm nervous her and that car geez I think she's cheatin on me Enos."

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Billy Bob Says "I hear were both going to be fathers this is my first she doesn't think I'm nervous her and that car geez I think she's cheatin on me Enos."

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Enos said "shes not cheating on you Billy Bob! and oh man, im scared to death to be a daddy"

Enos said "shes not cheating on you Billy Bob! and oh man, im scared to death to be a daddy"

Billy Bob Says "Look at how much attention she gives that car now, you know she's going to need something saver eventually now. And me too, but I wish she would pay that much attention to me sometimes now."

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Billy Bob Says "Look at how much attention she gives that car now, you know she's going to need something saver eventually now. And me too, but I wish she would pay that much attention to me sometimes now."

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Enos says "a secret about Daisy is, she is addicted to The Young And The Restless, since she became pregnant, i just let her do what she wants, dont upset her okay, and shes not cheating on you, but you know what, since Daisy became pregnant, she likes to stair at her jeep"

Enos says "a secret about Daisy is, she is addicted to The Young And The Restless, since she became pregnant, i just let her do what she wants, dont upset her okay, and shes not cheating on you, but you know what, since Daisy became pregnant, she likes to stair at her jeep"

Billy Bob Says "Emma loves Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches lately and gets mad at me when I want to buy one of Yahooville's famous sandwihes now."

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Billy Bob Says "Emma loves Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches lately and gets mad at me when I want to buy one of Yahooville's famous sandwihes now."

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Enos says "Daisy always craves peach icecream and poptarts, not even kidding"

Enos says "Daisy always craves peach icecream and poptarts, not even kidding"

Billy Bob Says "Together and Y'll find that Yahooville's sandwich weird that's doesn't sound good now Enos."

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Billy Bob Says "Together and Y'll find that Yahooville's sandwich weird that's doesn't sound good now Enos."

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Meanwhile Boss Hogg is back from his trip a week or so and he had heard what happened and he stopped and picked up some those and Liver With Onions and Limbergh Chesse sandwiches he wanted to the recipe for the Boars Nest to add to the menu as well. He was fum ing because Sheriff Billy Bob Cowbell gave him a ticket for speeding and a busted taillight when he was leaving Yahooville, Texas as well.

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Billy Bob Says "Together and Y'll find that Yahooville's sandwich weird that's doesn't sound good now Enos."

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Enos said " no not together"

Enos said " no not together"

Billy Bob Says "Sorry about that, but do you any of know a J.D. Hogg and I had to give him a ticket in Yahooville and he was fuming about it as well he was speeding and a busted taillight as well."

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Billy Bob Says "Sorry about that, but do you any of know a J.D. Hogg and I had to give him a ticket in Yahooville and he was fuming about it as well he was speeding and a busted taillight as well."

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Enos says "yes, Boss Hogg is mine and the Sheriffs boss"

Enos says "yes, Boss Hogg is mine and the Sheriffs boss"

Billy Bob Says "That don't mean he can go speeding through my town now as well. Does he run Hazzard and the Sheriff department because that is just wrong now."

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Billy Bob Says "That don't mean he can go speeding through my town now as well. Does he run Hazzard and the Sheriff department because that is just wrong now."

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Enos says "yes he runs both of em"

Enos says "yes he runs both of em"

Billy Bob Says "I'm sorry Enos if I wasn't Sheriff of Yahooville now I wouldn't want to be Sheriff now County Commisioner is going to tell me what to do with my position now."

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Billy Bob Says "I'm sorry Enos if I wasn't Sheriff of Yahooville now I wouldn't want to be Sheriff now County Commisioner is going to tell me what to do with my position now."

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Enos said "i dont know how to be dad, what if i screw something up?"

Enos said "i dont know how to be dad, what if i screw something up?"

Billy Bob Says "I threw in my hat in to be Sheriff and knew nothing about and now I've been Sheriff for ten years I keep winning reelections now."

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Billy Bob Says "I threw in my hat in to be Sheriff and knew nothing about and now I've been Sheriff for ten years I keep winning reelections now."

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Enos said "being a dads differernt"

Enos said "being a dads differernt"

Billy Bob Says "Just remember what my Grandfather told my father when I was one the way a instruction manual does come with your baby now!"

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Billy Bob Says "Just remember what my Grandfather told my father when I was one the way a instruction manual does come with your baby now!"

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Enos said "how are you supposed to find it?"

Enos said "how are you supposed to find it?"

Billy Bob Says "My father says that fatherhood is mostly trial and error you make mistake and you do good things. He once told me the one mistake he made was letting me have way too much koolaid before bedtime and I didn't go to sleep and stayed up all night but he says he wouldn't have it any other way now as well."

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