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Just then Emma and Billy Bob from Yahooville pull up in the driveway and Billy Bob Says "Enos your throwing that away after you brought that all the way back, if you don't want I'll take it now."

Emma Says "Hubby eat that and we get separate rooms tonight I ain't smelling that breath now!"

Billy Bob just throws it away and Says "You know she thinks they stink as well Julie and Daisy and congrulations and this is my vacation week right now as well. And Sorry what happened to the two of you in my town they cleaned up after you left and the place in out of business right now."

Emma Says "Good riddance to bad rubbish I wish the place that sells those stinky things will quit selling those now. I don't care how cheap something is Limbergh cheese stinks how can that be good tasting now."

Julie Says "Amen, oh Emma and Billy Bob this is my Uncle Jesse, Bo, Luke, Enos, Coy and Vance and everybody this is Emma and Billy Bob he is the Sheriff of Yahooville now he's law and order as he says it now. And Bo is my brother and everybody else is my cousins but were more like actual siblings then cousins now. Daisy and I get along like sisters and we sure fight alot now as well. Hey listen, if the two of you want to go out later there's the Boars Nest the boys are going there later one as well. Enos and Daisy are getting married and he's the Deputy of Hazzard County now."

Billy Bob Says "Oh I met Sheriff Coltrane he heard I was a Sheriff in Yahooville, and still gave me a speeding ticket I guess somedays are just like that. Oh Emma remind me when I see him speeding through Yahooville to return the favor now he love that don't you think Julie."

Julie was laughing and Says "Oh yeah, he'll just love that now, what do you think Uncle Jesse now?

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Emma says "hes nice", Daisy comes up "on top of me and Enos getting married, im two months pregnant!"

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Billy Bob Says "Hey Enos buddy boy you wouldn't give a fellow Law Enforement buddy a speeding ticket now would you."

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Emma Says "Oh listen does anybody know where I can find a Cooter Davenport he's my cousin I'm from the branch of the family tree from Texas now. He hasn't seen me in a long time now and he won't be expecting me now as well, and Julie your looking better now and I know I should've told you but it never hit me you and Daisy was from the same Hazzard County as my cousin now."

Julie Says "Okay there is only one Hazzard County trust me on this right here as well. And Emma I'm glad to know my good friend in Yahooville was a cousin of a good family friend of Cooter's now. We could radio him and tell him that your Charger is broke down at our farm now besides I don't think he knows were home yet Daisy."

Emma Says "Okay does he still use Crazy Cooter yet, you know he told how he got that nickname now if anybody really wants to know and he's the only mechanic I will trust my Charger with now Julie as well."

A Little while later Cooter shows up and Says "Emma, why my very own cousin has came back from Yahooville, Texas so when you moving here. The heat finally got you now and what stinks around here as well oh geez if that's what they call a air freshener I'll get a refund I'm sorry but I can't fix that now."

Julie Says "Hey Cooter is a Billy Bob she is Emma's husband Sheriff of Yahooville as well he's nice just don't go speeding by him in his town he keeps the law and order there as the best the budget will let him now as well."

Emma Says "Hey no way I'm not moving here besides Billy Bob has a bit of a vacation and he wanted to get away from Porchville now!"

Julie Says "What State is Porchville in now Daisy? Sounds intersecting to visit sometimes now?

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Emma Says "Oh listen does anybody know where I can find a Cooter Davenport he's my cousin I'm from the branch of the family tree from Texas now. He hasn't seen me in a long time now and he won't be expecting me now as well, and Julie your looking better now and I know I should've told you but it never hit me you and Daisy was from the same Hazzard County as my cousin now."

Julie Says "Okay there is only one Hazzard County trust me on this right here as well. And Emma I'm glad to know my good friend in Yahooville was a cousin of a good family friend of Cooter's now. We could radio him and tell him that your Charger is broke down at our farm now besides I don't think he knows were home yet Daisy."

Emma Says "Okay does he still use Crazy Cooter yet, you know he told how he got that nickname now if anybody really wants to know and he's the only mechanic I will trust my Charger with now Julie as well."

A Little while later Cooter shows up and Says "Emma, why my very own cousin has came back from Yahooville, Texas so when you moving here. The heat finally got you now and what stinks around here as well oh geez if that's what they call a air freshener I'll get a refund I'm sorry but I can't fix that now."

Julie Says "Hey Cooter is a Billy Bob she is Emma's husband Sheriff of Yahooville as well he's nice just don't go speeding by him in his town he keeps the law and order there as the best the budget will let him now as well."

Emma Says "Hey no way I'm not moving here besides Billy Bob has a bit of a vacation and he wanted to get away from Porchville now!"

Julie Says "What State is Porchville in now Daisy? Sounds intersecting to visit sometimes now?

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Daisy said "im not sure"

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Daisy nodds and her Emma and Julie get in the car and Daisy drives as slow as she can, but her morning sickness starts acting up but she tries to hide it

Julie looks at Emma and Says "I hope this ain't from what happened to me I don't know I could keep the baby. It would be so much better if the baby was Aaron's now Emma and how come you never told me you was Crazy Cooter's cousin now."

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Julie looks at Emma and Says "I hope this ain't from what happened to me I don't know I could keep the baby. It would be so much better if the baby was Aaron's now Emma and how come you never told me you was Crazy Cooter's cousin now."

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Emma just looks and Says "I didn't know the two you was from the same county as him he's the best mechanic I know the only person I will trust with my 67 Charger now. And I really like your brother and cousin's car now alot as well."

Julie Says "I wander if I am pregnant how Uncle Jesse is going to take the news Daisy and Emma."

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Julie looks at Emma and Says "I hope this ain't from what happened to me I don't know I could keep the baby. It would be so much better if the baby was Aaron's now Emma and how come you never told me you was Crazy Cooter's cousin now."

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Emma says as she laughes "i forgot", soon they were at the store and Daisy gave Julie the money and said "you can go ahead"

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Emma says as she laughes "i forgot", soon they were at the store and Daisy gave Julie the money and said "you can go ahead"

Julie went in and found what she was looking for right away she felted faint right now, before she could get in her Cousin's Jeep she passed out.

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Doc Appleby came out and looked at then and Says "What's wrong right now?"

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Emma and Daisy help the Doc move her into his office and Says "Oh my, she been pushing herself too much lately she all scared about something. It seems she had a anxiety attack something has her frightened it probaly happened to her recently but you think she might be pregnant Daisy. And jeez you look like Cooter Davenport alot are you any kin to him Emma."

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Emma and Daisy help the Doc move her into his office and Says "Oh my, she been pushing herself too much lately she all scared about something. It seems she had a anxiety attack something has her frightened it probaly happened to her recently but you think she might be pregnant Daisy. And jeez you look like Cooter Davenport alot are you any kin to him Emma."

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Daisy said "she just bought a test, and i found that i was pregnant when i was back in Texas, and yes Emma is Cooters cousin or something like that"

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Daisy said "she just bought a test, and i found that i was pregnant when i was back in Texas, and yes Emma is Cooters cousin or something like that"

A Little while later the docter runs a pregnancy test on Julie who is still nervous as a cat and scared as ever. She explains to hime what happened in Texas, and she understood what was bothering her, he looks and Says "I think any something of a low level tranquilers would help you right now at least calm your fears and are you having a troubles sleeping at time as well."

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A Little while later the docter runs a pregnancy test on Julie who is still nervous as a cat and scared as ever. She explains to hime what happened in Texas, and she understood what was bothering her, he looks and Says "I think any something of a low level tranquilers would help you right now at least calm your fears and are you having a troubles sleeping at time as well."

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Daisy said "is she pregnant"

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