February 13, 200917 yr Not a big deal. I can have those delivered by MaryAnne, The Love Deputy.Some people call her the space cowgirl, yeahSome call her the Deputy of LoveSome people call her MaryAnne...
February 13, 200917 yr Some people call her the space cowgirl, yeahSome call her the Deputy of LoveSome people call her MaryAnne...The Deputy of Love, huh? Does that mean she wears a costume like Cupid? *chuckles*
February 13, 200917 yr The Love Deputy? I think I missed that episode. What season is it from?Sex... err, Six.
February 13, 200917 yr Hey, speaking of old songs, look at my number of posts. I'm close to an old song myself. Who remembers "In the Year 2525"? I loved that song.
February 13, 200917 yr Some people call her the space cowgirl, yeahSome call her the Deputy of LoveSome people call her MaryAnne...She's a loverShe's a huggerA root beer chugger...
February 13, 200917 yr Author The Love Deputy? I think I missed that episode. What season is it from?Season Eight.
February 13, 200917 yr Season Eight.The Misadventures of Deputy ColtraneThere is a gal who legends tellWho stands for what is rightLike Wyatt Earp she never shirksOr cowers from a fightShe is our Deputy ColtraneMighty Deputy ColtraneHeart of Gold ColtraneKeep us strong!
February 13, 200917 yr The Misadventures of Deputy ColtraneThere is a gal who legends tellWho stands for what is rightLike Wyatt Earp she never shirksOr cowers from a fightShe is our Deputy ColtraneMighty Deputy ColtraneHeart of Gold ColtraneKeep us strong!The Ballad of the Love Deputy?
February 13, 200917 yr Author The Deputy of Love, huh? Does that mean she wears a costume like Cupid? *chuckles*Legend has it, the Love Deputy makes a Valentine's Day patrol and looks for lonely people. When she finds two folks that were meant for each other, she joins them together with her magical, fur-lined handcuffs. No one is sure what the Love Deputy wears for a costume, as reports indicate she often uses blindfolds as well - I'd better not give away her trade secrets. Suffice to say, the Love Deputy has her own special way of bringing people together.
February 13, 200917 yr Legend has it, the Love Deputy makes a Valentine's Day patrol and looks for lonely people. When she finds two folks that were meant for each other, she joins them together with her magical, fur-lined handcuffs. No one is sure what the Love Deputy wears for a costume, as reports indicate she often uses blindfolds as well - I'd better not give away her trade secrets. Suffice to say, the Love Deputy has her own special way of bringing people together.Next, I suppose you're going to tell me that she's related to Nasty, the 10th Reindeer...
February 13, 200917 yr Legend has it, the Love Deputy makes a Valentine's Day patrol and looks for lonely people. When she finds two folks that were meant for each other, she joins them together with her magical, fur-lined handcuffs. No one is sure what the Love Deputy wears for a costume, as reports indicate she often uses blindfolds as well - I'd better not give away her trade secrets. Suffice to say, the Love Deputy has her own special way of bringing people together.WOW!! I had no idea MaryAnne had such an interesting moonlighting job!
February 13, 200917 yr Next, I suppose you're going to tell me that she's related to Nasty, the 10th Reindeer...Ummmm... I do believe she is! *laughs*
February 13, 200917 yr Around here she probably is related to Nasty....or maybe she's an Elf???? She's magical after all.
February 13, 200917 yr Legend has it, the Love Deputy makes a Valentine's Day patrol and looks for lonely people. When she finds two folks that were meant for each other, she joins them together with her magical, fur-lined handcuffs. No one is sure what the Love Deputy wears for a costume, as reports indicate she often uses blindfolds as well - I'd better not give away her trade secrets. Suffice to say, the Love Deputy has her own special way of bringing people together.Ooooo! Does she bring presents too?
February 13, 200917 yr You know, at first I was suspicious because Nasty and Brian were never in the same room together, but now that I think about it.... the Deputy was never there either... Hmmmm.... I have a new theory.
February 13, 200917 yr Author Ooooo! Does she bring presents too?Some people would say that love is the greatest gift of all and nothing else is needed. But if it is, we got a full product line of body lotions, lingerie, how-to manuals and everything you need for Some Enchanted Evenin', all at reasonable prices. Yes, Nasty the Reindeer and the Love Deputy are related. We're still fightin' over who has to be the Easter Varmint. We're really understaffed for the amount o' holidays we gotta cover.
February 13, 200917 yr Some people would say that love is the greatest gift of all and nothing else is needed. But if it is, we got a full product line of body lotions, lingerie, how-to manuals and everything you need for Some Enchanted Evenin', all at reasonable prices. Yes, Nasty the Reindeer and the Love Deputy are related. We're still fightin' over who has to be the Easter Varmint. We're really understaffed for the amount o' holidays we gotta cover.Brian if MaryAnne has to cover Valentine's Day that means you either get to cover St. Patrick's Day or Easter...so either you get to swap your Nasty antlers for either a four leaf clover or a pair of rabbit ears...*laughs*
February 13, 200917 yr Some people would say that love is the greatest gift of all and nothing else is needed. But if it is, we got a full product line of body lotions, lingerie, how-to manuals and everything you need for Some Enchanted Evenin', all at reasonable prices. Yes, Nasty the Reindeer and the Love Deputy are related. We're still fightin' over who has to be the Easter Varmint. We're really understaffed for the amount o' holidays we gotta cover.You could always recruit Alex to be the Tooth Fairy...
February 13, 200917 yr Author You could always recruit Alex to be the Tooth Fairy...I don't know. He might get over-ambitious and punch people in the mouth when he's looking for more work. "Oh, there's a loose tooth!" *WHAM!* "Here's your quarter. Have a nice day!"Alex tends to get a little excited.
February 13, 200917 yr Actually, I think Alex should cover Halloween - he's scary enough!So, instead of Tooth Fairy, you're saying he should be the Scary Fairy?
February 13, 200917 yr I don't know. He might get over-ambitious and punch people in the mouth when he's looking for more work. "Oh, there's a loose tooth!" *WHAM!* "Here's your quarter. Have a nice day!"Alex tends to get a little excited.I think it would also depend on who has the loose tooth!
February 13, 200917 yr I think it would also depend on who has the loose tooth! If your fist comes anywhere near MY mouth, Alex, you'll bring back a nub...
February 13, 200917 yr Author So, instead of Tooth Fairy, you're saying he should be the Scary Fairy?I think he'd get too excited over Halloween. We gotta give 'em a holiday he can't botch. Like, Columbus Day. Put 'em on a boat and send him off to discover something. Meanwhile, I gotta a lot of work to do for Valentine's Day. As ya might guess, I help the Love Deputy with some of the work. Which means I gotta get those valentines posted over the next couple days.
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