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Filed Under The Rug

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Lizzy takes the bottle and washes down about four of them then hands the bottle back to Brian. "Thanks and by the way Dad never let's me have the bottle." Lizzy says.

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Brian says "Okay, I didn't know Lizzy so what's goes around Hazzard for fun?"

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Brian says "Okay, I didn't know Lizzy so what's goes around Hazzard for fun?"

Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport

"There's usually a race or something and there's the Boar's Nest." Lizzy says.

"Brian don't tell me you gave your sister the bottle when she asked you to give her painkillers." Cooter says.

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"There's usually a race or something and there's the Boar's Nest." Lizzy says.

"Brian don't tell me you gave your sister the bottle when she asked you to give her painkillers." Cooter says.

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Brian says "Yeah, why what's wrong with that dad?"

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Brian says "Yeah, why what's wrong with that dad?"

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"I've seen her go through an entire bottle of painkillers in four days. She usually swallows about 4-6 at a time depending on her mood." Cooter says. "You can only give her 2 to keep her calm cause other wise this happens."

"Daddy, daddy, daddy can I go for a drive, please daddy, please can I?" Lizzy says bouncing on the seat of the couch.

"She gets hyper." Cooter says.

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"I've seen her go through an entire bottle of painkillers in four days. She usually swallows about 4-6 at a time depending on her mood." Cooter says. "You can only give her 2 to keep her calm cause other wise this happens."

"Daddy, daddy, daddy can I go for a drive, please daddy, please can I?" Lizzy says bouncing on the seat of the couch.

"She gets hyper." Cooter says.

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Brian says "Oh, I didn't know that dad you mean something as simple as that make my sister hyper wow. Hey, I don't think you should Lizzy look your knee is pretty banged and I won't make that mistake again."

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Brian says "Oh, I didn't know that dad you mean something as simple as that make my sister hyper wow. Hey, I don't think you should Lizzy look your knee is pretty banged and I won't make that mistake again."

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"Now we just got to wait about three hours for her to calm down again." Cooter says.

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"Now we just got to wait about three hours for her to calm down again." Cooter says.

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Brian says "Okay, you know what this is a real learning experience dad. I knew one girl she took anymore than one Excerdin and she was out for the night."

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Brian says "Okay, you know what this is a real learning experience dad. I knew one girl she took anymore than one Excerdin and she was out for the night."

Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport

"And your sister can take about six painkillers and be hyped up." Cooter says.

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"And your sister can take about six painkillers and be hyped up." Cooter says.

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Brian says "Oh the caffenine, get the ones without it in the ingrediants and see what happens then."

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"She still gets hyped up. I'm guessing it's something else in them that makes her this way." Cooter says.

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Brian says "Intersecting try something different next time dad."

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"Just limit her intake and I won't have to worry about a hyper Lizzy." Cooter says.

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Brian says "Okay Dad, I think I might stick around here thow."

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Brian says "Okay Dad, I think I might stick around here thow."

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"Good I have to run down to the garage for a bit. Keep her entertained and don't you dare let her in her car. Even if you're driving I don't want Lizzy to leave this couch unless she has to pee." Cooter says.

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"Good I have to run down to the garage for a bit. Keep her entertained and don't you dare let her in her car. Even if you're driving I don't want Lizzy to leave this couch unless she has to pee." Cooter says.

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Brian says "Dad, there's way of that now!" Oh but look she fell asleep right now and I'm keep the regular coffee away from as well.

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Brian says "Dad, there's way of that now!" Oh but look she fell asleep right now and I'm keep the regular coffee away from as well.

Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport

"Good thing she doesn't drink coffee. And painkillers are the only thing that get her that hyper. If she asks for some no more than two every four hours and I'm putting her keys above the stove only because that's the only place she can't reach them. Take care of her Brian." Cooter says.

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"Good thing she doesn't drink coffee. And painkillers are the only thing that get her that hyper. If she asks for some no more than two every four hours and I'm putting her keys above the stove only because that's the only place she can't reach them. Take care of her Brian." Cooter says.

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Brian says "Bye Dad, see you later and take care as well."

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Cooter leaves and goes to the garage slightly worried about how Lizzy's charms would affect Brian.

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Brian watches and notices that Lizzy has gone to sleep and he is thinking that he didn't know that about his sister before.

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Brian watches and notices that Lizzy has gone to sleep and he is thinking that he didn't know that about his sister before.

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After a while at the garage Cooter is itching to call home to check on the pair but then decides that it would be too intrusive and settles for waiting.

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After a while at the garage Cooter is itching to call home to check on the pair but then decides that it would be too intrusive and settles for waiting.

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Brian is wandering how Kevin is doing with his fiancee and how she is doing that very foolish thing for her to do.

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Kevin looks at Julie and says "Well sleepyhead you slept all morning now you was tired or something."

Julie says "Stretches and then aches and then remembers and she looks at Kevin and says Good Morning to him."

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Brian is wandering how Kevin is doing with his fiancee and how she is doing that very foolish thing for her to do.

Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport

After Bo finishes most of his chores and explaining to Luke where he was going Bo drops by the Davenport farm to find Lizzy sleeping and Brian sitting in a chair. "Hey Brian what's up?" Bo asks.

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After Bo finishes most of his chores and explaining to Luke where he was going Bo drops by the Davenport farm to find Lizzy sleeping and Brian sitting in a chair. "Hey Brian what's up?" Bo asks.

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Brian says "Oh great, but do you know that Lizzy gets hyper from painkillers dad told me this morning she finally fell asleep just now."

Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport

Brian says "Oh great, but do you know that Lizzy gets hyper from painkillers dad told me this morning she finally fell asleep just now."

Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport

"I had a hunch but I wasn't completely sure. Kevin called from the hospital this morning and said Julie's doing fine." Bo says sitting next to Lizzy on the couch and lacing his fingers through hers.

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